>chinese tourist loses his wallet
>instead of helping him, german authorities take away his visa, turn him into a "refugee" and put him into a refugee camp where he's stuck for 2 weeks
You can't make this shit up..
GERMANY YES
David Torres
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Michael Hernandez
No way
Aiden Sanchez
>go on a tour through europe
>speak nothing but mandarin
great plan
Benjamin Rogers
Bwahahahahahaha
At least he probably got benefits, free housing list priority and some ficki ficki courtesy of the german taxpayer
Caleb Howard
KEK. Can you imagine it? This slope has no idea what's going on. He's the only scrawny little Finn there and everyone around him are Allahu Snackbars.
Evan Scott
DEUTSCHLAND, JA
35.000 neue Dunkeldeutsche täglich - Wie Seehofer die Bayern und ganz Deutschland verarscht
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Merkel-Junta bricht Grundgesetz am laufenden Band: Einsatz der Leyentruppe im Inland gegen die Bevölkerung
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Kölner Ficki-Verbrecher lacht sich kapput marschiert in die Freiheit für neue Bereicherungen
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Bald geht's ab. Ich hoffe ihr seid bereit.
James Turner
I don't speak Tanned. Can you translate?
Andrew Clark
Sure:
>Australians are fat and have small dicks
That's what it says - more or less.
Samuel Carter
At least he gained the right to ficki ficki as he pleases
Charles Ortiz
Looks like some retarded conspiracy blog. Lots of grammar mistakes.
Kayden Gonzalez
>don't have your consulate's number
Matthew Myers
Has Cuckmany officially surpassed Sweden yet? Holy shit this just gets more and more embarrassing.
Christian Moore
hm...
well seems some germanon hacked the bavarian govt. and found out that seehofer's band of criminals imports fickis secretly with buses, a mere 35.000 sandworms A DAY
nothing to see here, move along
the rest is the usual, german army to be deployed againt own population (w3hich is highly illegal btw), sandniggers of cologne walking free, etc etc
Christian Kelly
Can confirm, that's what the mainstream media says about australians.
Angel Ramirez
Nice sources.
William Howard
That's why they actually talked to him. He looked so out of place. Normally they just process all the peoples to get them in the camps.
Juan Walker
1) 35,000 new "Germans" daily. How an anti-immigration Bavarian MP and the whole of Germany was taken for a ride.
2) Merkel regime breaks the constitution by deploying troops to fight internal terrorism
3) A refugee in Cologne find the enrichment situation in Germany incredibly funny
David Reyes
>Bald geht's ab. Ich hoffe ihr seid bereit.
Isch bin jetzt erstmal in Polen, ne. Mach Abschlussarbeit. Also in gewisser Weise schon?
Logan Miller
but hans I just want to go walk in italy
Lucas Bailey
to the kikes are just jealous. ignore them
Isaiah Wilson
Well, some are skinny.
We all have small dicks due to red back bites when using the loo, though.
Luis Evans
>by Heiko
Full kek.
Isaiah Nguyen
Thanks for the translation mate.
Well I'm off to stick my small dick into my white gf.
Cheerio
Alexander Wood
Anything that causes chinks to suffer even the smallest inconvenience is good
Ian Scott
FUCK GERMANY
Ian Young
the rest is known for months, they only made it official now
Hudson Thomas
Did you German anons see the thread earlier where some user saw that flights from Turkey were being scheduled during the night and restricted flying hours to come into Germany
I wonder what was on those flights?
Charles Young
don't dick around you refugee. if you think your prison island will be spared than you are even more retarded than (((us)))
James Lee
>mfw the stupid wessis get the full enrichment
lmao
Christopher Wright
This
Dominic Taylor
Dude you really should stop getting your """information""" from conspiracy blogs.
Brody Miller
...
Brandon Russell
yeah. that's the older news, right. they (((officially))) claim the numbers are on the decline, but the numbers of actual asylum permits explode- so something doesn't add up. where are these asylum seekers coming from?
i guess there is the answer. the merkel junta is a criminal enterprise and will either be charged with treason and trafficking or.. well, the other way. i'm all for that :)
Adam Torres
>oh no i fappy
Anthony Cruz
Easton Hughes
Good, chinks BTFO
Brody Morales
Isnt like german army deorganised and the roaches are in it? Also, supply problems? Also, small funds on army?
Samuel Martinez
The refugee camps aren't actually what they seem to be. 70 Years ago they were already in use.
Parker Russell
i am not your dude you rotten kike. piss of to your shower
Chase Thompson
>helping the police in the case of terrorism is the same as using the army against your own population
Noah Wright
kek. there is no italy anymore, didn't you get the memo? europe is gone.
Parker Bailey
Nah ahmed, not yet
Hunter Phillips
we're going to start the uprising several countries at the same time, that should keep em busy. or maybe that's just misinformation, you'll never know o)
Gabriel Hughes
>He thinks they will be "helping" the police
>With fucking army troops
James Rodriguez
I read 'refugee camp' as concentration camp.
Gabriel Brown
Yes it is.
The most of them lost their fightig moral long time ago.
Bad gear, broken vehicles, no ammo for training and so on.
In that time, i was in the army, most of the people inside the canteen was Russians and they spoke only russian
Grayson Clark
The police really could need it though. They're notoriously underpaid and low in personel.
David Martinez
maybe not yet, but soon, wazlech. the air is getting thinner either way. i wonder how many will die. nah. i dont care. blood for the blood god. kek wills it.
Brody Edwards
> be rapist muslim paki
> be given free shit and german lolis to rape, free access to every european country for welfare, brings 50 uncles and cousins to gang rape more lolis
> be chinese tourist
> get locked into refugee camp
Can't make that one up
Andrew Nelson
>i guess there is the answer. the merkel junta is a criminal enterprise and will either be charged with treason and trafficking or.. well, all germans are castrated and force feed tasty mandingo sperm, i'm all for that :)
ftfy hanz!
You won't do shit because it's not in the german mind, germans are drones and behave like children (it's not OUR fault it's clearly SOMEONE ELSE'S fault!)
Noah Cox
and the dubs are on our side. they are outgunned 100:1. topkek
Elijah Lopez
holy shit pajeet I also.
Jose Cook
Well they can give those leopards to us, we can spill wódka on them and make them work. Actually talked with one german and he complained about shooting range practice (or lack of them) and lack of basic good quality stuff like boots.
Dawaj na ring
Lucas Ortiz
Hey same here except no russians or turks.
And we actually have morale.
Robert Ramirez
you have been reading too many lügenpresse articles ;)
Jaxson Foster
The police is 100% controlled by the turks and their (((globalist))) allies.
Ryan Watson
Isaiah Smith
>I-IT'S N-NOT OUR FAULT!!!
Here comes the epic kraut denial!
Here is what'd happen
>We dindu do nuffin
>We good aryans
>We wuz kaizers and sheit
Here is what any non-childish population would do
>Clearly we're at fault for electing merkel
>So we do a referendum and take care of our mistakes
Which is unthinkable in the german mind. He never do nuffin wrong, he good aryan, dah anglo keepin' me down!
Kevin Gonzalez
Really skilled in Polizeiarbeit!
Xavier Bennett
>welcome to Germany
>don't forget, you're here forever
Jacob Ortiz
yes some of them who went to Afghanistan bought the flak jackets, boots and even night vision by their own to have at least a little bit better quality.
It is a shame what the germany army has become to. And even more that they dont start a revolt or something.
They even took all the old barracks and make refugee camps out of it.
Caleb Young
Holy shit. I feel bad for the true germans being in the military. No one has balls to actually do something about it?
Isaac Smith
NZ Army troops and Australian police were deployed to Christchurch after the earthquake, so don't go acting like you don't know anything about dealing with a natural disaster
Matthew Diaz
We will never lose our fascination with internment camps jesus
Brayden Gonzalez
Shame you don't do anything about the Muslim immigrants taping your women.
Jaxson Jackson
Too bad you fucking betrayed your own fucking shitty belief and got jews, faggots and german rapists/criminals as kapos in such places. Also before you shill me - it was written in the diary of Rotmistrz Pilecki, a man of honour who volunteered to check the situation inside Aushwitz. He died after the war killed by fucking commies.
Lincoln Davis
Natural disasters are very rare. Terrorist attacks might become daily events in Germany.
Also, NZ army is nothing even compared with the Bundeswehr.
Austin Murphy
>dirty porn
>mfw the city really is full of horny milfs
Benjamin Davis
>German police see non-German in Germany
>He gets thrown in a camp no questions asked
DON'T STOP THERE
Caleb Brown
->
Mason Parker
>'.. having his fingerprints taken, undergoing a medical check and being handed some pocket money..'
>German Red Cross (DRK) found it strange to see a well-dressed and apparently wealthy person at the camp.
>They gave him pocket money
My god I can hardly breath. This is hilarious, just made my day.
Henry Lopez
believe what you will. other opinions are completely irrelevant to the process. state tv butthurtly reports that "anyone who is against migration, is a racist"while the regime splatters blacks on blondes adds. lol. you can't kike this shit up. there're literally asking for it. once this bomb goes off, all will end. i'm just observing the process, is all :) about time this kike country gets fixed up.
Robert Scott
>Empty
One of the biggest cities in Germany is located there. Fucking bullshit.
Xavier Brooks
>jews, faggots and german rapists/criminals as kapos
now we have women and leftist cucks
Levi Diaz
Well the tables have turned it seems
Eli Gonzalez
we? they forced this on us, get your facts right you pole
Aaron Cook
What's the Endsieg?
Ethnic Germans form guerrilla units backed by Russia and try to reclaim Germany, fighting Jihadis and BRD-Regime troops to reclaim towns and cities?
Gabriel Richardson
there has been no government here since 1945. the brd is a criminal enterprise. its a company run by the usa. so fuck em.
Owen Hernandez
don't act you don't appreciate the view of a nicely organized internment camp
A german state without internment camps is not a german state at all
Alexander Green
>you pole
Dude, you better organise something not cluessly watch ahmed and his brothers mohammed and hamed ficky ficky your girls in cologne
Grayson Morgan
i am the old man on the mountain. i see everything. i don'r have to do anything, everything will happen as it is seen. the time for things to happen draws nearer, thats all. i couldnt care less who foes what, what happens in the valley is a looong way from here. there are no roads to the top, or anything for that matter. nice view
Elijah Harris
East Asian. Too polite to do that.
Daniel Reyes
Whats up with big eyes in your chink cartoons? We all know your eyes get fixed with scalpels and retractors so you can actually see something.
Noah Wilson
Wir schaffen das !
Eli Miller
>every foreign citizen is counted as a refugee
>fuckin racist nazicountry
Guys, let's be more left! Against racists and nazis!
Jack Hernandez
...
Joseph Russell
>chinese
>polite
well they won't try to ficki-ficki simply because they're beta cuck
Wyatt Gonzalez
Because it's hard to animate e.g. smug expressions if your default is already slits. There's no room to show facial development, that's why you only find slits in one dimensional caricatures. Asian animators want asians to be the protagonists, so they want to be able to show more facial expressions than just "fierce mongolian hordes charging".
Henry Anderson
I dont see why someone would want a 4'5 tall man to be protagonist
Kevin Bennett
A 4'5 tall man would.
Juan Hall
That's just terrible. People don't go on a vacation for this shit.
Josiah Wright
Oh you got me there
Nicholas Gray
Not an argument.
Cooper Morgan
Imagine being a tourist in Germany, you lose your papers, go to the police, and get locked up in a refugee shelter for 2 weeks with hundreds of rabid ISIS muslims from Syria
That's worse than going to prison
The new normal in Merkelland
In related news, every single night, THOUSANDS of rapefugees are secretly FLOWN into Germany via commercial airflights, these flights land in Bonn near Cologne between 1 am and 6 am everyday...
Not a SINGLE fucking word about this in the Lügenpresse, only the major bloggers are reporting it.
Aiden Ross
Most of those rapefugee shuttle flights are from Turkey, with a couple from Greece...
This is what happened right after the balcan rotue was shut down, systematic arab and turkish colonization of central europe, 500.000 a year.
Blake Sullivan
>pi-news
zurück nach KC mit dir Bernd
Ayden Turner
> kike
Ronny stop fucking posting and making a fool out of yourself
Elijah Barnes
> being this delusional
Hunter Cox
>most of the people inside the canteen was Russians and they spoke only russian
Germany is dead.
Angel Johnson
ye, the anitmilitarism really killed us
People are now openly discussing letting foreigners join the army, it's sad