Patton Oswalt just got engaged

How long until he murders this one, too?

Jesus that didn't take him long.

WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT AGAIN

He didn't murder his wife. The only people postulating that are alt-right retards who get butthurt over the fact that Mr. Oswalt frequently calls out their orange Russian puppet god.

No kidding, really makes you think.

guess he moved on fast

What I thought as well.

This is the face of a man plotting bloody murder.

How can you all not see it?

Prime Meredith was a cute.

15 months it took him to get over his wife, his supposed love of his life. This just confirms he murdered her or did not love her at all.

she would've never dated this troll back then

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Someone remind me why this guy trigger Sup Forumstards again

How will he take this one out?

He literally murdered his wife with a prescription drug cocktail.

She had 3 pills that all counteract each other and we're supposed to believe it was all an accident.

Fatton Oswalt.

I'm pretty sure it was something else that made Sup Forums obsessed with this guy a while ago

His face: "I've made a huge mistake."

Don't forget that the Xanax was under his prescription but the label was torn off.

>HE MURDERED HIS WIFE WITH DRUGS THAT A DOCTOR PRESCRIBED HER

What actually is triggering you guys?

Celebrities go through spouses like I change my underwear.

Once every 2 or 3 years?

>15 months after the death of his wife
sounds good

Yes, I am "triggered" by murder. Guess that makes me a Nazi

Still not as fast as Art Bell. That dude murdered his wife and then was banging an 18 year old Filipina within 6 weeks. Married in less than a year.

I'm pretty sure you are just making this shit
Just give a straight answer why he made people here so triggered

why even lift?

talked shit about Blade

Hi Patton. What's harder to deal with -- Donald Trump or your conscience?

A terrible culture of drug abuse in his family killed his wife but it's toxic masculinity that has him worried for his daughter.
What a dogshit father

Imagine their first date
>my wife died last year
>Drumpf am I right?
>yeah hahHaha, drumpf
>no way he's not getting impeached
>I know it hasn't been long but I'm 4 foot 6 and I hate drumpf, will you marry me?

And Trump was never impeached, the end.

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>murder he wrote

You guys seem oddly obsessed with this guy lol

This.

Its more likely that Oswalt is simply a sociopath incapable of truly mourning the loss of his previous wife. I guess that's why people like him get into show business.

What the hell, it's only been like, a year.

You seem oddly obsessed with our obsessions haha, go back to Sup Forumseddit?

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Liberals don't have souls, only physical desires.

What's wrong with going on Sup Forums or reddit? Anyway I was just passing by this thread.

Haha me too man. Just stopped in and saw your pussy replies and had to direct you where you belong. Hope ya go there!

He can't keep getting away with it

Okay? Stop replying.

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You first. You seemed frustrated by this thread so maybe just leave and go to a forum where you aren't bothered.

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>libcucks unironically whiteknighting for Patton and Leto

Why are the left so cringey and sheep-like?

Seriously, quit replying to me.

Repeated losses. Their minds are breaking. They're down to like 20 words they can say to try and defend themselves.

Have you never had a break up or even a gf for that matter? I don't really care one way or another for the guy but you're in a pretty vulnerable state and I can only imagine that's amplified if your wife is fucking killed. That lack of closure must make things even worse.

It's easy to love again when you've lost someone important in your life because you're trying to fill a void.

underrated movie

Or at least not as well known as it should be.

No.

Dude, what is your issue?

didn't his wife die just last year?
>tfw fellow mcnamara
>tfw want justice for what he did to one of my clan

Is he, dare I say it, /ourgoy/?

She looks like his mom.

You seem oddly obsessed.

You seem like a real jerk.

it's funny because that's actually much more applicable to you people and and the slew of kneejerk EH MURDERED LE WIEF XDD jokes that make up any patton oswalt thread on Sup Forums

hurr

pol hates him because he was such an obnoxious shill cunt for Hillary

Would he not have gotten away with it if he wasn't a dirty libcuck like?

If he had divorced his wife i could understand this but his wife dying in her sleep and all his bullshit after her death, with the articles and constantly bringing it up im inclined to think he didnt really love his wife and he took her death as a way of furthering his career.

>screenshotting your own tweets

Sure patton.

Our humour is usually somewhat original and funny

The left just literally repeat the words orange drumpf russia like a cult mantra

Yeah he didn't cry about it for 5 years like you fags on /adv/

What are some movies about ignorant bitter liberals?

He's a pimp.

Can't keep them hoes off of him

Looks more like a succubi is sucking his life away

He's pretty good at Twitter bantz

We're actually afraid of him

Jesus look how pissed he looks.

this is supposed to be a positive moment, Patton. Holy hell, at least try to compose your murderous mind for two seconds.

>Our humour is usually somewhat original and funny
wrong
>The left just literally repeat the words orange drumpf russia like a cult mantra
it's funny because this criticism also gets repeated by you people to each other so you can convince each other it's true and you don't ever have to leave your bubble or have your opinion challenged

If you had to suck Patton Oswalts 3.5 inch cock wouldn't you be swallowing down as many pills as you can?

see

Just go back to Sup Forumseddit and you'll be free little ass pained libcuck.

How tall is he?

CTRfags abandoned their meme campaign because it was just unfunny cringe. Why don't you prove everyone wrong and post something besides pure butthurt?

>We're actually afraid of him
Absolutely pathetic false flagging.

>being this humorless and easily triggered

what a sad life you must live

you know where to go

how long until she dies in a suspicious manner

EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS TRUMP AND RUSSIA

>LEEV MUH SAEFSPACE
also i don't go to either of those places, you're just a little pissbaby who pretends his online clubhouse is ideologically pure
>NO REELY U SHOULD BELEEV ME WHEN I TELL U UR MADBRO
also it's july of 2017... are you people still dumb enough to think ctr is a thing?
>U MUST HAET ALL COMEDY IF U DONT JOIN OUR MAYMAY CIRCLEJERK
i'll bet you think colbertposting is genuinely funny too

People don't like Patton because he's a miserable, unlikable prick who forces his opinions on others.

When his wife passed away I felt genuine sadness for him and his family. And no, I don't believe he murdered her. She was just using a lot of pills and that stuff is very dangerous. It catches up with you after time.

But that still doesn't change the fact that Patton is a joyless, miserable, unlikable cunt who lords his opinions over everyone as if anyone gives a fuck about the political opinions of a fucking C-List comedian.

When you're a comedian it's your job to entertain people and make people laugh. I wish more people understood this. If Patton had even a basic grasp on this concept perhaps he would have a better career?

he's had that look before

>people are actual defending Patton "Black Widower" Oswald

triggered

as

fuark

EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS LIBERAL GLOBALIST FAKE NEWS

>smear shit all over the wall
>dude lighten up it's a joke

>those hands around her neck

holy shit

>IT'S COMEDIANS JOB TO NEVER SAY ANYTHING THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS
it's not though
who are you trying to convince, sport, me or you?

when you reply to every single post you dont like individually with greentext caps lock strawmen it doesn't really look good for you mate.

i know right? he'll never fit in with us true channers, he should just leave so that only people who think and talk like us will be here!

Nobody actually likes him, they're just triggered because he's a libcuck like them.

>all these terrible green texts

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>dont use twitter
>only know him from king of queens and agents of shield
>heard that his wife died
>aww poor guy
>find out he's getting remarried today
>immediately think that he totally killed his first wife
>come to Sup Forums
>people arguing about politics

yeah, your nervous sarcasm just makes you seem butthurt desu

oh fuck, people who make hacky patton oswalt jokes don't like my posts? i've really got some life choices to rethink!