Rate/Suggest my future kids' names

Rate/suggest my future childrens' names

Boys:
>Dante
>Diego
>Thaddeus
>Titus

Girls:
>Sabrina
>Roxanne
>Sedona
>Melissa
>Alexandra

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You can't be serious

>literally all dindu names

Fucking Diego
Fucking Roxanne

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this

>italian names
>Ni- oh wait a meme, i get it

you might as well add Tyrone and Sharkeesha to the mix as well, OP

Holy fuck y'all being trolled hard

Dam didnt think any of these except thaddeus were nigger-tier

Boys:
>Tyler
>Jamal
>Tyrone

Girls:
>Shaqua
>Leshaniqua
>Keisha

> male

Jamal B'Blingin

> female

Shaniqua B'sluttin


It seems you were going in that direction anyway.

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All of those male names are fucking ridiculous.

Roxanne is the only decent female name there.

Just name your child something solid and standard so they don't have to deal with being weird their whole fucking life.

>Austin
>Blake
>Chad
>Dean
>Eric
>Grant
>Henry
>Mark
>Max
>Robert
>Ryan
>Stefan

>Alice
>Annabelle
>Caroline
>Catherine
>Charlotte
>Elizabeth
>Jane
>Jennifer
>Roxanne

Holy fuck those are some awful names.

The fuck happened to the classics? Erik; Samantha; Benjamin; Sarah; Daniel; Christine

Well mine is Daniel, so I could name my firstborn that cuz he'll be the fourth one in a row

>Austin
>Chad
>Grant

Shit fucking names

>Stefan

Now we're talking.

>Dante
>Diego
>Thaddeus
>Titus

>Dante
stopped reading. that god you autistic fucks likely wont have kids to begin with

Adolf

how about

>Hunter
>Marcus

>Helga
>Heidi

Ivan it is like John

Vladislav
Sviatoslav
Vladimir

Liudmila
Svietlana
Olga

>Boys:
Your grandpa's name

>Girls:
Your grandma's name

>Dante
Shit
>Diego
Average
>Thaddeus
Shit
>Titus
Shit

>Sabrina
Ok
>Roxanne
Average
>Sedona
Shit
>Melissa
Average
>Alexandra
Shit

Robert.
Megan.

Boys
>William
>Philip
>Edward

Girls
>Elizabeth
>Mary
>Victoria

My parents were obsessed with Scandinavi. I have nordic name and if I were born a girl I'd be named Tjörven.

>tfw no german name but i can live with that

B:
>William
>Steven
>Adam
>James

G:
>Hillary
>Barbara
>Elizabeth
>Dorothea

Boys:
> Yuval
> Yakir
> Ali
> Avraham
> Aviatar
> Tamir
>
Girls
> Yarden
> Yhudit
> Gal
> Rita
> Leah
> Avishag
> Miriam

... Did I mention I am jewish?

>Avishag
now we're shagging

> Avishag
How about Auschwitz?

Boys:
James
Vincint
Roy
Dakota

Girl:
Sarah
Valerie
Dakota
Tamara

>Kye
Had a best friend called kye

for male also

>Ace

out now

>Dante
nigger name
>Diego
spic name
>Thaddeus
nigger name
>Titus
nigger name

>Sabrina
porn star
>Roxanne
streetwalking whore
>Sedona
new age hippie who surprisingly isn't a spic despite being named after a valley in the southwest
>Melissa
normal enough
>Alexandra
nigger name

Boys:
>Florian
>Julian
>Geoffrey

Girls:
>Kira
>Eva
>Ann

>Girls:
Name her Ledasha, but be sure to write it properly:le-a.

And if anyone spells it wrong, go scream at them and say: The dash isn't mute!

Boy
>Sterling

Girl
>Vera
>Valeska

>Vincint

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON A RED LIGHT

De'quarius and Fried'chickenishia

All of these names suck.

I hope you have a daughter and name her sedona and she turns out to be a fat fuck because kids make fun of her for being named after a minivan.

My name is Rudolf and even I find those names cringeworthy.

How's 2010 over there, Andreo de Silva?

>>Alexandra
>nigger name
>>Alexandra
>Shit

Fags
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0lXVVAqpsIk

Call them SERGEI and SVETLANA

I want two boys and a girl
Eric
William
and
Elisabeth

>implying I'll ever have children

>look im classy and cultured

Boy: Langston
Girl: Victoria

No Ari, Levi, Chaim?

Only weebs and emos are called Blake

>How's 2010 over there
Lovely, I get to be a degenerate and racemix with a bunch of novinhas that love dancing funk, just like this:

youtu.be/_ZU8l2GZbys

The criminality is bad, but if a nigger tries to rob you and he is a junkie looking shirtless nignog you can go ahead and suckerpunch him in the nose and beat the shit out of him. If the police comes you can claim self defense since he tried to rob you, police WILL back you up on it and arrest the nigger.

I fucking love my life!

Girl names
Daniëlla
Lisa
Johanna
Ronel
Anel
Sandra

Guy names
Johannes
Willem
Wouter
Jadriaan
Riaan
Werner
Pieter
Jan
Brent
Klaas
Sarel

Mfw Thaddeus

>Boys:
>>Dante
Urban youf.
>>Diego
Border jumper.
>>Thaddeus
Aspiring rapper.
>>Titus
Almost decent, but Latin names are dangerously close to D'Shawn Marcus Shaka* (pronounced Shake-a-'star')-tier

>Girls:
>>Sabrina
Rootless cosmopolitan
>>Roxanne
Rootless cosmopolitan
>>Sedona
The name of a Muse album?
>>Melissa
Chad won't pay alimony, you know.
>>Alexandra
Decently white.

This is the correct answer.

>Checked
Also, sorry. lol @ Rudolph

> Yarden

That a Jew name? Damn, cremation company is named that in NL. Fucking Jews everywhere

>Also, sorry. lol @ Rudolph

Meh, it's been in my family for generations, I stopped caring about the banter pretty soon.

>Guy names
>Johannes
>Willem
>Wouter
>Jadriaan
>Riaan
>Werner
>Pieter
>Jan
>Brent
>Klaas
>Sarel

ffs mate do you have a booklet of dutch baby names?

I mean if you're going to be named Rudolph, living in Austria is probs the least-bad place for it.

Take a look at the flag, mate, it says everything your Flip ass needs to know.

>cremation company is named that in NL.
you think they get joy by putting aryans in the oven?

> Anel
She will be terrorised

fucking boer cant even make original names.

>Jadriaan

Needriaan.

>Rate/suggest my future childrens' names
>Boys:
>>Dante
>>Diego
>>Thaddeus
>>Titus
>Girls:
>>Sabrina
>>Roxanne
>>Sedona
>>Melissa
>>Alexandra
Literally every single one of these names is a nigger name.

Sort it out lad.

Whatever you say, D'Marcus.

>Roxanne

You know that's a popular stripper pseudonym, right?

right back at ya, rainbow sprinkles.

Boy:
Jamorpheus
D'flavius
Tyrone
Jamarcus Jauralius

Gril:
Boniqua
Jasmine
Mercedes
Themotel

It's still pretty much a dead name in CURRENT YEAR. Won't stop me from naming my son Rudolf though, just to continue the tradition.

>Won't stop me from naming my son Rudolf though
you mean your upstairs son or basement son?

>Boy
Hansaddin

>girl
Aisha

Samuel and Josephine

They're halfbreeds Latino(me)/white(her) so the names work for both sides of the family. WTF happened to just using family names why does everyone have to be a special snowflake and take months to pick? Everyone was fucking surprised when I said we name our boy after her dad to keep his name alive since he had three girls.

You only put daughters into the basement, stupid.

For the longest time when we were asked names or she wanted to discuss options I said the only name I would entertain was Butch Maximus Overkill that usually ended the conversation when I would say it was an old family name with a straight face

wait if you are a spic won't your kids also get your girls maiden name?

Charles (grandfather's name)
Stanley

Jennifer

Surname Wilson

>not shlomo
>not auschwitz
>not IWANTTO BEGASSED
>not Babonga B'ixNood
I'M ASHAMED

hipster as fuck and i hope you never have children

Boys:
>Adolf, Alfred, Armin, Arnold
>Baldur, Berthold
>Erwin
>Falko
>Gerald, Günther
>Hagen, Harald, Hermann
>Johannes
>Karl, Knut
>Lando, Leif, Leon(h)ard, Lothar, Ludwig
>Malte
>Norbert
>Olaf, Oskar, Oswald, Otto
>Rainer, Reinhold, R(ud)olf
>Thilo, Thorsten
>Ulf
>Volker
>Werner, Widukind, Wolf

Girls:
>Almut, Annie, Astrid
>Birgit, Britta, Brunhilde
>Eila, Elke, Elvira, Emma, Erika
>Fara, Fenja, Finja, Frauke, Freya
>Gerda, Gisela
>Heidi, Heike, Hermine, Hildegard
>Ida, Inga, Inge, Ingrid, Isolde
>Laila, Linda
>Marina, Minna
>Nanna, Nina
>Ostara
>Rike
>Saskia, Sieglinde, Silke, Sonja
>Tatjana
>Vanessa, Vera, Veronika
>Wibke
>Ylfa

how's mine?

boys
>scrotus
>cletus
>shrek
>gaylord
grills
>beulah
>cheketa
>derpina
>schartzmugel

Lol underrated

Ivan Ivanovovski

>Thaddeus
>Titus

Just call him Avitus or Thule or Gabriel Anglos you nerd

Boys:
George

Girls:
Georgina

Ivanovskii Ivan Ivanovich

Boy:
>Iñigo
>Javier
>Santiago

Girls:
>Paula
>Rebeca
>Isabel

What do you guys think of the name Graham? It was my grandfather's name. It's pretty old and rare, I'm afraid people would think I'm some hipster faggot going for an obscure name just because it's obscure.

Boy
>Addison
>Angel
>Dakota
>Muhammad
>Jesse
>Kelsey

Girl
>Crystal
>Candy
>Bruce
>Jade
>Diamond
>Fluttershy
>Butterfree
>Hillary
>Aisha

Cange your last name to Swarnau and name your son Ray.

...

...

>Jamarcus Jauralius

Boy:

Kirito
Ichigo
Sasuke
Kai

Girl:
Sakura
(random jap word)hime
Kairi
Tanarifu

don't worry about them being weeb names, every other kid in the school will be named naruto kurosaki due to millennial breeding

Guy: Alexander Siegfried
Girl: Annerose Hildegard