The Kinoplex is back open boys. What are you having?

The Kinoplex is back open boys. What are you having?

Thanks Rob- wait a second...

One big popcorn, no chard for me

small milksteak please. hold the cucumbers.

Hello, I've heard you're screening Apocalypse Now here. I'd like the 3-day Kinexperience, it's a pretty big movie, isn't it ?

Yes, it is big.

I'll have two scoops over vanilla chip ice cream in a waffle cone, please.

"When.. was the funeral?"

Sorry. we only serve guests with a Kino Score of 250 and above. Your Kino Scores are 44. Please exit the building before I call security.

What happened to Robert?

>penis inspection line
No thanks

He was last seen boarding an aircraft with friends

CLEANING THIS THEATER....WITH NO CO-WORKERS

His mass wasn't sufficient enough.

Friends.

Crash? CRASH? You're gonna crash this plane? You're gonna fucking crash this plane with no survivors? Why? WHY? Because I caught you? You caught me! You caught ME! You came to MY aircraft! You came to ME! I got you a flightplan, I brought you Dr. Pavel, you STARTED THE FUCKING FIRE! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You called it in, you both fucking called it in! It was MY PRIZE! FREE FUCKING PRIZE! It just shows up at my fuckin' aircraft! What am I supposed to do? "We have the masked man. Come on, fly us! No one will know. Come on, FLY US!" Oh, *master plans*, *wreckage brothers*. It doesn't matter! BIG GUYS! FOR YOU! You don't give a fuck, you'll just crash anything, you'll just crash anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you aboard, I was a good guy, I'm a good agent! And you just fucking caught me! What? Now, you're gonna crash my plane? You're gonna crash my plane? Why? Why? 'Cause you caught me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, I'M IN FUCKING CHARGE HERE!

Do you know how much butter Robert would give me?

He died doing what he loved.

>Go to Kinoplex
>"Alright buddy, take out your cock! You cant get through this security without a thorough penis inspection!"
>tfw two penises
>Show only one
>"Umm sir, your OTHER penis please!??"

How did she know?

This is why I torrent movies now

They were not his friends

For you.

I wonder after like say a decade, this guy will still be the poster boy for Sup Forums

>tfw they bring up your porno records before your allowed to enter a theater if females have already bought a ticket for that same theater now.

He didn't fly so good.

What's the reference?
Don't say Batman.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

user pls

Knock knock

who's there

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Star Wars: The Clone Wars who

i'll take Persian art house for 800 Alex

I wont have to go to the popcorn mines again, R-Right big guy?

I'll have the stay on my airplane steak please

Umm... j-just a large cup of butter... umm and a large Coke...
$89.99 for everything? Alright I understand I get the privilege of getting to pay double for being single and that I get a free penis inspection.
>tfw bring butter from home

>not being a beta faggot and being alone, therefore staying on the aircraft
>my feelings when

Only when the butter has filled the popcorn bucket, then do you have my permission to die.

Can I get a boneless popcorn?

Knock Knock with Kino Reeves

>die
>not dine