What if Elan Sleazebaggano is Snoke?

What if Elan Sleazebaggano is Snoke?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=aV0Kt_SkaoI
myredditvideos.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

What if?

look at this dude, bumping his own thread

look at this dude, bumping his own thread

Look at Elan Sleazebaggano.

LOOK AT HIM

Wow look at this fucking thread tho

>character named Sleazebaggano
>was a sleazebag

>Obi wan tells him to do rethink his life
>he becomes a bad guy
BRAVO LUCAS

Yes, but he should have went with the name "Badguyano."

That's real? And he has a card?

youtube.com/watch?v=aV0Kt_SkaoI

Experience the saga of Elan Sleazebaggano.

Look.

Look look look look. My man. My man.

Hey.

>"he rethinks his life once again"
He hit his head hard causing the Snoke scars and than thought about intergalactic domination thus becoming Snoke

>sci-fi universe completely separate from ours
>literally wearing 21st century earth clothes

...

Such is life as a Sleazebaggano.

Think again.

Shit, what if Padme did survive? We never saw her corpse.

Yes we did you mong there was a funeral scene in 3

Like I said. We never saw HER corpse.

Wait, this wasn't a stupid funny video, but a real fan synopsis? The EU had a place for him?

I may have to rethink visiting this Taiwanese metal working website anymore.

Literally every character from the films received some development in the EU. Some more than others. Crix Madine is a pretty notable example.

LISTEN

Did you just assume Padme's gender, you filthy bigot?

.............................................................The entire point of the post was that I did the opposite of that.

DEEPEST LORE

Yes, she's a girl.

Garfield is male. He has a girlfriend, Arlene.

what?

>that dominatrix outfit
explain

Garfield is male. He has a girlfriend, Arlene.

>not catching that leak about Snoke's identity last month

But Garfield is gay.
Just not on a physical level.

proof?

I agree.

Damn, Toyfare magazine? The one and only issue I ever bought was during the Phantom Menace release. I was all about those shitty toys.

>sleazebaggano

Jesus Christ, Lucas.

What the FUCK kind of name is Elan?

I don't know what the fuck Lucas was thinking. Seriously, Elan? Come on.

SEE

Fun fact the actress that played the woman in red appears in the same scene

Bravo George

>so George what do we call this character that plays Darth Tyranus
>Count Dookie
>........
>I was kidding he he

Yuck.

>Maul
>Sidious
>Tyranus
>Plageuis (the wise)
>Bane
>Vader

It's ridiculous. All the Darths are just slightly modified evil sounding words. Sometimes not even that.

Side note, there's also a Star Wars character named Savage Opress.

Savage Opress.