SIR!!! YOUR POPCORN, SIR!!! YOU FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!!!!
SIR!!! YOUR POPCORN, SIR!!! YOU FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!!!!
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NOOOOOO
DON'T RUN THE THEATER COPS MAY SHOT YOU BY MISTAKE
Why the fuck does this retarded shit make me laugh so hard.
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Thanks Robert :)
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LOOKS LIKE MY TIME TO SHINE BITCHES
Can I get some crab legs in my popcorn sir nigger?
ROBERT WATCH OUT
I took the liberty of cutting a hole in the bottom for you sir. I figured we have the same dick length so I used mine as a template.
I miss those threads with people designing intricate theater layouts.
Back from the movie so soon sir?
I wined and dined your wife while you were out, now she's all worn out and about to hit the hay.
I was just about to tuck her in sir!
As you know, my services cost $399.99 for the night, is there anything...else...I can interest you in?
>that anvil sound @ 1:20
heres my ticket.
Don't forget my penis inspection Robert.
why am I married to lea mich- you know what, I'm not going to question it. thanks for pleasuring my wife, robert.
>please be careful Robert you might slip on the floor , why would you risk you future basketball career over my meager visage
>be me
>19 year old female
>trying to pay for my ticket for "L'Arrivée du train en gare de la Ciotat" remake with my bf
>suddenly sense a shift in the vibe of the kinoplex lobby
>look toward the entrance even though I already know who (or should I say what) I would see
>see the virgin in his cargo shorts, New Balance shoes, and fingerless gloves
>pull my bf's arm so he could look also catch cashier's attention
>they both start shake their head and decide to see what happens instead of immediately calling security
>he's pretending to look for someone
>we all start turning red trying to keep our laughter in
>the people in our line don't even mind cause they're watching the show too
>after like 5 minutes of just standing there and looking around he shakes his head while pretending to look at the time
>security came and arrested him just as he was gonna buy tickets
Jesus these people are a shame. How can you spend all that time being a virgin? Why would you ruin everyone else's day with your virginity?
>L'Arrivée du train en gare de la Ciotat
I never really liked horror movies myself.
kek
Robert there's no bottom or popcorn in here
POST THE SOURCE FOR THE PIC OF THAT GIRL
RELAX TYRONE YOU EXCITABLE GROID
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I like to think of Robert as being exactly like that concierge from John Wick. I tell people about the meme and use a voice just like it when I pretend to be Robert and they seem confused but I think they enjoy it.
>o-oh Robert, I see you've met someone...
So I'm taking my wife, her bull, and their (our we say) son. What would be a good family movie to see that's out now? Since they found out DeShaun wasn't just a family friend they charge us twice as much and I have to go through the penis/butt (in my country) inspection. Our falcon died recently so something cheerful sounds best
What's the newfag obsession with this gay looking nigger anyway?
hello newturd
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave
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>user, I wish I had more time to explain but I really don't, please return home, quick! The fire rises!
Be careful Robert, the floor has a banana peel which can cause you to slip!
>the wifes face
You just know
That's not my wife.
Based Robert knows race mixing is wrong.
you on the left
non-canon Robert
He has a lovely girlfriend on which he would never cheat
I don't know why but this sounds exactly like my dreams. Like it has exactly the same quality than my dreams.
>Nice going bitch, Robert ran all this for your popcorn and you spill it all like some goddamn retard.
too overly choreographed
there's a youtube vid somewhere dedicated to this girl faking her falls
"Thanks robert"
her name is lea michele. an interesting choice to use for the pic
I would let Robert fuck my wife, he looks like a nice guy.
Why is that the normies found about Harold's real identity, but Sup Forums has yet to find robert's real identity?
GET AWAY FROM ME NIGGER
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Thanks
Hey, Robert! I apologize for my autistic son here (). He just started middle school and is at that age where he tries very hard to impress older peers and is struggling to fit in. Calls everything he hates or disagrees with reddit even though he browses it in incognito, God bless him. If you can place him in the kinodaycare for a couple of hours that would be great, I'll even pay a $560 tip for your troubles along with the usual crab leg hotdog and some nachos. Just be extra careful though, cause he does not take kindly to individuals that resemble my wife's boyfriend.
>kinodaycare
What films are the kiddos shown?
DUDE I DO THE SAME THING
NANI!!?!?
Is dat mummyfu??
>enter Kinoplex
>it ain't me starts playing
XD
i love this thread
please bring me more memes
that's a quality fake fall
NO! ROBERT!
FUCKING Sup Forums I NEEDED ROBERT TO KEEP MY WIFE HAPPY
NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? PLEASURE HER MYSELF?
>delivering concessions at this speed...it's impossible!
Who the fuck keeps designating these cineplex shooters? They got no integrity anymore!
me on the right
Sam Raime's Director's cut of Spider-Man
>get my crag legs
>walk away
>i hear robert yelling
>"HEY CRACKER!"
>runs toward me
>"here, you forgot your crab leg cracker"
>explosion
>everyone starts clapping
>"refugees welcome"
Robert isn't racist, he's a pure soul.
I will buy it and frame it.
>tfw would pay just to support robert
An honest hard working man deserves a little something every once in a while.
I wanna see them both get blacked 2b honest
Was thinking the same, desu
It's nearly my wife's birthday, so ...
the robert cinematic universe was the worst thing to happen.
>take the girlfriend
>leave the popcorn
Is Robert reaching CIA levels?
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this forced meme?
Go back to Sup Forums
S-STOP RIGHT THERE!
Splice.
it's nothin personnel mate, just business, she understands
Are there actually cinema with "no singles" policies?
No but the penis inspection is real
>that's actually how much it costs
gettyimages.com
wew
Hey, have you guys seen my dad anywhere?
>that'll be $574.99 plus tip
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>soundcloud.com
Isnt there another one of these with the steve buscemi voiceover?
youtube.com
Oh i found it.
This is Fine Art
FUCKING GAMESTOP!
Yes, in 17 states.
my sides
Any idea how long it takes to dig up that much, bitch?
>virgin alarm goes off
well? name? link? anything?
How do you remain undetected now? It used to be easy before they installed the new improved sensors.
My mom works at the sperm bank, I get her to steal samples from the most normie looking guys that come in and have her slather me in before going out. That's usually enough to fool the pheromone detectors
pretty great, though it seems the cinema got no mandatory penis inspection