Peter

Peter...

Petah, I can't believe we're in Spidah man.

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Ralph Machio general?

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...suck my dick

Truly two very different times

She actually says this at one point by the way. As an schoolyard insult, but still.

HEY [B]ETER

>I the producer, master of movies, have an idea, let's change MJ to a black stoner guy who is gay for Peter. The fans will enjoy this new interpretation.

Reminder she was actively intended to be "gender neutral".

What ever the fuck that means.

Peter get my weed. Its right next to my stack of vintage records. Now go be spidor man or whatever. See ya babe.

How did they find a girl this ugly and decide to put her in a movie?

I am shaking

They made her more ugly than she actually is. She's not a 10/10 but they're doing the "ugly duckling" thing

I've shat myself...

Times have changed

modern term for a tomboy
people just like trying to define everything in a way that sounds clinical to seem legitimate.

but it's a valid role, it's a nonsexual female friend role, until or if the studio decides to swan her and then she can be a love interest, depending on the situation. she's the pretty girl in disguise trope or simply a non male buddy to progress the story.

Drop a load of that web on my neck, Peter

IT WAS A FAKE OUT GUYS
ACTUAL MJ COMING THROUGH

This person 100% has a dick.

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i want to fucking destroy her, i honestly don't know why but that look on her face just needs to be corrected with a strong dosage of huge cock inside her

Unless she too has a huge cock. Which has not been ruled out.

if you don't find this strong gender neutral POC attractive you are officially a white supremacist. Please stay woke my comrades

That's hot.

>it's time to swallow my smooth bbc. Come on Parker, you sissy, open up

The ladyboy from Uncle Ben's fuckhut?

Yes. She's back to keep it in the family and give to Peter what his uncle enjoyed all those years ago.

Face it tiger, you're the bottom in this relationship.

And a superior Peter.

disgusting

It's actually a nice neck.

How come ugly nigger girls get roles but I'm handsome and don't?

Homely as fuck

Sooooo... are audiences supposed to pretend she's pretty?

Hey Drake

As intended, genius...

>so we have a lot of redhead girls to choose fr-
>JUST GET ME A FUCKIN ABO

Yeah it was a fake out, the real mj like all true gingers has freckles.

No? Her character is literally a sarcastic socially awkward tomboy

Yeah man, with the tangled hair, boys clothes, zero makeup and grumpy antisocial disposition. That's usually what they do in movies when they want to make characters you find pretty.
It's all so they can clean her up for a makeover scene where sike she was pretty all along etc

looks like jaden smith on HRT

What was she doing at that party if she didn't had any friends?

Masturbating.

IS THIS WILL SMITHS SON

THE ONE ABOUT THE MIRRORS AND SHIT

No but he looks a little like him.

>blew my chances with a qt socially awkward mulatto tomboy back in high school
>still keeps me up at night

>qt socially awkward mulatto tomboy
Shit now i gotta look that up on pornhub
hear have a gook

I dont want a gook i want a mulatto tomboy to hold my hand and listen to how fucked up i am in the head god damn it

>sike

who dis niBBa

Maybe this is actually just Mary Jane's brother.

Michael Jermane?

What a twist

>My friends call me BJ
What was that supposed to mean?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

I didn't mind her, but I simply couldn't get past the fact that she's the most blatant YASS bait I've ever seen.

Looks like the type of dude that knows where to find the gnarliest waves

duuuuuuude let's go smoke some premium mary jane and show each other our weiners

and if you get hard, Ill kick your ass man

>some premium mary jane

>visible arm veins
2/10, would not fuck

looks likel james franco in drag

he's a pretty cute twink to be honest

>woah hey guys, welcome to EB games

That's a slender neck.

Made for kisses.

Yew Intaaanett trawlers from Murica aaaa insaalten moi Paki gaalfrend from the film? Yew Muricans aaa looky u dont have sharia police. Stay jealous,muricans. The Bri-Ish are taking over Murican heroes and theee's no bollocks u can do abaat it,mait.

Wait I thought the other black girl was MJ?

That's Liz Allen

Peter is there a reason you only save white people? Don't you know #blacklivesmatters?

I have pissed in my pants and there isn't anything anybody can do about it.

>Now I have the Penis, Parker.

She was pretty good. She had, like, three lines of dialogue? She was like Daria or Jane Lane.

wow, the FANS really LOVE it! they are PISSING their PANTS from LAUGHTER

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Is Spider-Man going to go gay for this twink?

wouldn't you?

>Peter, you don't have the guts to fuck me in the butt. You don't have the BALLS. Your dick is smaller than mine and you expect me to just bend over for you? Maybe I'd be better off seeing how much of my cock I can fit in your mouth. Meet me in the bathroom after class.

>director stated that she's not Mary Jane
>proceeds to make her initials MJ.

I'll never not be mad about this.

well yeah, Mary Jane is a girl

I was going to watch this on Saturday but at the risk of sounding autistic, having Zendaya revealed to be MCU's MJ makes me want to skip this entry and just wait for Ragnarok.

She's called MJ once but she's not Mary Jane, she has a different name and is a completely different character.

What the fuck is that face trying to convey? It looks like he has diarrhea

Not that guy, but mcu has been taking a lot of liberty with their universe characters.

She might not be Mary Jane Watson, but she'll be Spider-Man's MJ.

kek

Better than being stuck in Undertale

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At least Chloe Moretz looked like a girl... this thing can't even pass

they call me mj
and it doesnt matter if i'm black or white