Brit/pol/ - Binging on Binge Edition

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=u4XgbIhlOvk

>Retail spending up by most in six months as post-Brexit economy continues to grow stronger, still planning on moving to Canada?
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-retail-brc-idUKKCN10K070

>Heatwave lasting TWO WEEKS to hit parts of Britain with scorching 30C temperatures
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-heatwave-lasting-two-8589047

>Adam Peaty wins first gold medal for Team GB
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36685693

>Five new Labour Party members have won a High Court battle over their legal right to vote in leadership election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37009871

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Coloured folk fight the good fight against the racist oppression of The Man
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/black-lives-matter-protest-blocks-heathrow-airport-traffic/

>Globalists cry tears of frustration at inexorable surge of FTSE 350
express.co.uk/finance/city/696945/FTSE-100-surges-to-highest-level-in-12-months-in-response-to-BoE-s-interest-rate-cut

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youtube.com/watch?v=OiEuj09Z-Ag
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/09/andy-burnham-selected-labours-candidate-manchester-mayor
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37024767?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central
youtube.com/watch?v=C8Oqo_2ddq4
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Article 50 when?

I just signed up to universal credit

am i officially a worthless piece of shit now

Send more protestants

There's someone else you can send, many of whom consider themselves """British""" :^)

nth for karen

GAS THE BLAIRITES

Never

January 1st, allegedly

>Universal Credit
kek, I forgot JSA wasn't a thing any more
Good luck finding a job lad

You only need one: Oliver Cromwell

Potato blight 2.0 when

>Too autistic to get bennies
>Too useless to get a job
>Too pathetic to sudoku
Guess I'll just wait for the world to end.

Can I get some Birthday (you)'s lads???

got a new desktop lads

I'm which direction should the right look in for the future? UKIP is clearly going to be a farce without Farage, Woolfe and Nuttall; and I'm still highly sceptical of May.

How come that Brit/pol/ is full of neet losers, paedoscum, subhumans and autists lately?

Congratulations famborghini

Wtf Erodogan just said it a meeting with Putin that Turkey are leaving NATO and establishing closer ties with Russia

We are learning Finnish culture.

Tories are still the best option if UKIP collapses.

REMINDER: Anime is degenerate oriental trash and has no place on Brit/pol/.
youtube.com/watch?v=OiEuj09Z-Ag

Heard quite a few Americans saying 'lad' and 'mate' when I was on holiday.

>tfw too lazy to get a new pc
Life sucks working just watching money stack.

It`s always been like this, it`s just better when politics is happening.

>lately

They were meming you, lad.

Probably in part due to the lack of happenings in British politics this time of year. Means the people with sonethung interesting to say usually aren't around. Plus, all of Sup Forums seems to be undergoing a large spate of plebbit infilitraors and tumblrinas.

Strategy remains the same lad
>in Tory safe seats vote UKIP
>in Tory marginal, Labour marginal and swing seats vote Tory
>in Labour safe seats vote UKIP
Unless chunkmonster gets party leadership (which is unlikely), in which case just vote Tory I guess. Or for some meme party like Britain First

Anime is art and Japan are our best Asian allies tbqh
Portugal best overall allies.

Or they're just Europhile hipsters. Depends on where he went.

Need a new intellectual nationalist party. No hooligans or troglodytes allowed

who the fuck is this tub of lard?

>Europhile
>saying lad
Lad culture is British.

Who here thinks the economic system of regulated capitalism we have now is as good as it's gonna get and are only interested in right wing politics because insane far left social policies seem to be creeping more and more into our lives everyday?

Thanks cuz

STIR IT user

You know what I meant

Tory government just dropped corporation tax by like 5%, it`ll be fine.

Lisa Duffy, UKIP leadership candidate backed by the Cuckswell/Evans/Hamilton trifecta of sphincterlicking faggotry

How many years in prison would that photo get you in an independent Scotland?

Britain > Europe tbqh
Continentals are a bunch of poofters with soft secret services

So who is the best option for UKIP now?

None, there's a black guy in it. Special exemption for promotion of racial tolerance and equality. :^)

Probably none because an independent Scotland wouldn't have the money or resources to manage prisons.

We're probably a lot more cucked than France and Belgium when it comes to ragheads planning terror attacks but because our security services aren't fucking useless they foil nearly all of tnem

Neither do North Korea pal and they manage :^)

Diane James, unless Banks and Nige unfuck this mess.

Veeeery bad idea

France and Belgium are much biggers cucks than us, at least our muzzie population isn`t over ten fucking percent and at least thousands of Asians don`t commit suicide every year after they visit us.

The free market will fix it.

What's that bit about Asians committing suicide? Source?

Before 2008 i may believe you
Know it is just a traitorous myth

Says the country with a flat tax system that puts a huge burden on poor people while allowing oligarchs to pay fuck all

>and socialist yahoos
Britain is an antithesis of socialism

Let's fund NHS health tourism and Marxist education with our taxes. Brilliant idea

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

Looks like Sean Locke

I never said that our tax system is good
I merely say that in modern world you are either far-right or far-left
Or a traitor to your country and your people

>the French population are far more overweight than the Japanese population.
>Frenchfats

>Not using a regressive tax rate

How else are you going to get the middle class to move into the upper class

>Andy Burnham selected as Labour candidate for Greater Manchester Mayor
>didn't face a Momentum opponent

theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/09/andy-burnham-selected-labours-candidate-manchester-mayor

Now we know why he didn't resign from the shadow cabinet with the rest of the soft left...

Probably Diane James. She's a bit shit too but the best in the field, has experience representing UKIP in the media, is at least partly loyal to Farage, is a woman for muh progress points and doesn't look like Peter Kay in a wig

Arnott is an unironic autist and wants to bring the party to the centre, all the other candidates are literal whos

I thought he meant as in suicide bombings

Happy birthday lad

How old?

Everyone is more overweight than Japanese people to be honest, except starving niggers

>Man held after climbing Buckingham Palace fence
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37024767?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

Nah, actual east asians just get depressive.

...

He should have been shot tbqh

>However, they soon find out the contrary when they visit Paris for the first time. They find it to be a very regular place, the facilities are disorganized, the population in some districts is largely non-white, many areas are unclean, and life characterized by noise, not like what was in their imagination.

Wow, I just, can't even. Japanese people are so racist

Japs are so funny.

You fucking retards do realise that leaving the E.U mean we will get nothing but pakis and no european migrants now.
I knew the English and Welsh where fucking idiots but this really takes the cake.
I can't wait until we leave you dumbfuck little Englanders with the irish enjoy your pakis lads!!!!.

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>BRITS OUT
>PAKIS IN
>Sturgeon

I remember speaking to a Japanese guy on Second-Life once (bad English).

He had a weeks holiday and was coming to London and was looking forward to taking in some English culture, Pubs and stuff . . . .it broke my heart to tell him that he won't find it in London.

All these shitty vague 10-point plans or pledges we've seen recently.Here's another

>Renew trident
>build runways at Heathrow and Glasgow
>build more Grammar schools
>verticalisation of the railways (same company managing the trains and the rails)
>no more minimum wage hikes
>points based immigration system
>invoke article 50 on christmas day
>june 23rd to become a public holiday
>reform NHS to make people pay for some self-inflicted injuries e.g. drunk driving, bar brawls, morbid obesity
>no more JSA, instead spend the money on training the unemployed to get key skills
>earnings below £11,000 will now be taxed at 2% and the higher brackets reduced by several percent

You should've told him to go somewhere /comfy/ in Wiltshire or Northumberland or somewhere white

She won't be able to do it when we leave the commonwealth we will just get E.U migrants.

Should have told him to check out the South West.
Tourist London is pretty nice though, so I hear.

Yeah, like Germany only takes in Europeans ;)

So pakis then?

I did but he only had a week, no transport and Hotel booked.

I didn't see him afterwards - maybe Suduko?

>he was born scottish
My condolences

>earnings below £11,000 will now be taxed at 2% and the higher brackets reduced by several percent

for what purpose?

fuck that's a nice meme

(you) (you) (you)

Merkel dosen't speak for all european countries such as hungary which is much more strict on migration

The English everybody hoooly fuck

Anyone ever used Alphabay? I'd rather not have the feds bashing down my door when all I want is cheap weed. Any tips?

To make everyone start paying a fairer share towards public services

I have a job interview in 3 hours.

Fine by me, I like Paki women.

No moaning, no whinging
I wanna see all of brit/pol/ binging
youtube.com/watch?v=C8Oqo_2ddq4

>feds
fuck off nigger

>Scucks want their windswept heroin den shanty town of a '''''county''''' to be more like Hungary
Setting the bar nice and high I see

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>This is what Scots actually believe.

thanks m80's

>less tax revenue
>spend a shit tonne on merging railway companies and building airport runways

Genius

>he thinks Northern Ireland will leave
when will this meme die

The richest 10% of households hold 45% of all wealth. Your saying that we should get people on minimum wage to pay more towards it?
How does that make any sense

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Happy birthday, lad

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