What movies properly depict beta orbiters?

Cuz I'm in the mood to CRINNNNNNNGE.

Is this a real fucking thing? Fucking christ....

They're called booth barnacles.
Doesn't just happen to women.

13 reasons why

>beardfag thinks he's not the worst beta orbiter

Imagine drawing a strip like this. Imagine doing that amount of work on the rendering of a joke which you're making to people who have already heard it and made it themselves. Imagine telling people things they already know so that they can spend time doing what autists love best, simply recounting information aloud. Imagine having a Patreon so you can continue to be an "artist". Imagine.

But men and women have equal sexual marketplace value, goy

this

beta orbiters are the real life version of this

Is the implication that the "non-beta" is somehow better?

>Should I engage in physical violence against an innocent autist for you, m'lady?

It's drawn by some bull dyke who is upset no one orbits her fat ass at cons. This type of sperging and calling everything rape are the female /r9k/ equivalents, frustrated that Chad and Tyrone won't rape her.

>mfw i look the first orbiter
>mfw im a orbiter and i don't care

Yes. He's the worst of all of them. Defending her and still not getting any of it. I bet that stupid fuck would fight the rest and get beat for that ugly dyke and STILL not getting any of it.

Pretty in Pink with Molly Ringwald, Jon Cryer - as the beta - and James Spader.

spider-man: homecoming? Idk i haven't seen it yet.

The Last American Virgin
The Last Picture Show
Cracks

isn't the numale faggot with the 90's cut technically a beta orbiter too ?

This has literally never been a thing. Stories of princes having to save the damsel in distress are timeless for a reason. Always had to work for the pussy.

LOL

As a woman, I have to say that, yes, "alpha" orbiters are at least more honest and direct. I'd rather one of them try to rape me than just "stalk" around and never say anything. That doesn't mean I actually want to be raped, but if I had to choose between being shoved down and fucked and just being "creeped" on then I prefer the former.

Saved. Jesus Christ.

You really can't grasp that he's supposed to be the boyfriend?

>You want I should run him off?

What did he mean by this?

thanks for the insight, sean

But no one called anything rape, user.

t. beta orbiters
The difference is beardfag talks and is probably a friend of hers. Orbiters wouldn't be so off-putting if they actually bothered starting a conversation. And not a Linkara HMMMMM conversation either.

Reddit speak. He's witty like a character from Buffy or Firefly.

Why does the female in this look like Steven Universe? Like, she looks like an anime-guy while the other ones look normalish

>if I had to choose between being shoved down and fucked and just being "creeped" on then I prefer the former.
end yourself faux-woman

You must be 12 or something. Put some fucking effort in, faggot.

why did i have to be born at this point in time?
why did i have to be born in this culture?

>tee hee I'll dress up skimpy at conventions to gather attention
>What?! I didn't want attention from losers!

>Always had to work for the pussy.

stop falling for jewish tricks. if youre attractive and have a touch of charisma thats all the work you need to do.

Why are you identifying yourself as a loser?

it's a fallacy to think your life would have turned out better in another place or time. read on buddhism or early Christian saints or just get a hobby

She's "curvy" so she had to change artstyles

Don't forget the stories where women literally send men out to their death on quests expecting they'll die rather than just reject them there.

Japan, Persia, you find it in practically every culture!

Shut the fuck up I will fuckin destroy you.

If you have actual sexual marketplace value, yes. The majority of men don't, and the majority of that majority nonetheless want high-value women. Half of male unhappiness is the refusal to play in one's own league.

Elijah Wood's character in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Good work user, some pissants actually think like this.

Top lel

A boyfriend wouldn't ask permission to scare some pseudo-stalkers off. This guy is more likely some friendzoned cuck.

>it's a fallacy to think your life would have turned out better in another place or time
not really. most of my problems stem from modern culture

so beardfag is literally just friendzoned but still is her best friend so a betaorbiter got it

I dunno man, having my parents basically just give me a woman who'd be expected by society to be a virgin and obedient sounds pretty sweet.

Beats this new world where you're either a Chad who breaks virgin hymens or the beta that marries the woman at 30 once they've had their fill of 1000 cocks.

>bitter incels
Git gud nigger. Being a man is about embracing struggle and overcoming, not bitching that the system is unfair.

>big boobs
>tank top
>no bra
>"why are these sexually deprived men staring at me?"

>the curvy meme
>mfw

On Netflix. You will cringe hard

You have control over what culture you live in. Look, let me make it country simple: multplex movies are always a cynical dive for whatever seems to be the zeitgeist with the people they're selling to. Most of the people making the real money are and have always been less hip than Donald Trump. They never really valued the things you value. They will go whereever the money seems to be. If you want to leave this culture, you're going to have to get hip to real culture - the films that matter, art made by artists not online indie comic book memoirists with Patreons, the treasures of the Western civilization you so often express concern about, rather than vidja.

OR you can just continue hating everything you consume more and more every year, and hate it more for your inability to see beyond it. It is up to you and nobody else.

quote something relevant next time you fucking retard

What culture do you have in mind that actually worked like this?

Say this from time to time here, you idiots have problems.

Idiots like you seem to see and think about Jews non-stop, beyond most actively practicing Jews I know.

Dog shits in your yard? Bet you think Jews
Stuck in traffic? Let me guess, Juden?
History doesn't support your worldviews? Know the answer.

Before you call my attack Jewish, let me admit I am. Doesn't make me wrong though.

Shes fat but doesnt think she is, you can tell by her arms

Actually the more I consume real art the more disillusioned I feel with the west. I don't really watch blockbusters or capeshit or shit TV shows or comic books or any of that trash

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Any of them that had arranged marriages as the norm?

Dude, pasta should be longer than the average text message. You're lazy.

what a waste you blew it

post picture or stop fat shaming you fucking losers

Then you live in that culture, so why are you complaining? For most of the history of culture, the majority were ignorant pigfuckers. This era's idiocies are different, but not greater in number.

Still not asking for it

I'm think that's starting to replace anime as the style hack artists copy.

Lmao yeah a bf doesnt ask permission to act on his feelings UNLESS hes a beta

>tfw I've had a booth at various cons to sell my work
>tfw fat girls and 4/10's in anime t shirts crowd around me too

it's not limited to women, pretty much everyone there who is halfway attractive and a little talented gets pestered by wannabe groupies

it's fucking pathetic

So cultures where you'd have had to be rich to get a decent woman? Or else cultures where you'd have been expected to live your entire life with someone you may not even have felt attracted to, and where even masturbation was shrouded in guilt, let alone infidelity?

You people never have a fucking clue what you're talking about.

Stop browsing Sup Forums and your happiness will soar

>Then you live in that culture, so why are you complaining?

nigger, what?

How bad were they?

At female orbirtors are huge liars and will pretend to have the personality of the girl you want.

>let alone infidelity
Yeah actually a culture that actually felt disgust toward cheaters would be pretty nice, you fucking literal cuckold fetishist.

link your stuff bro

You don't live imaginitively in "this culture", you live with that art. Do you realize how horribly stupid most of the people were in most of the societies that produced lasting art? It made no difference. The sensibility that created that culture was aloof from that horror, and you too must be aloof from the horror of your own time.

It's called Mormonism , dumbass.

Don't Breathe actually had a pretty good scene where the chad confronts the beta and tells him he's just going to jerk off to his friend (the chad's girlfriend) on Instagram and he was just waiting for the girl to need comfort and try to worm his way in then because he's so pathetic. Was kind of eye opening honestly

That seems fitting.

I'm thinking of the male perspective. You could be married to a girl with a mustache who hates sex because her dad made a deal with yours when you were five years old. You got one woman, and if she didn't turn you on, tough.

A pic of what

>recounting information aloud

Is this actually aomeyhing autists do ? I do this all the time, pretendimg that Im giving a presentation on my favorite things

Don't forget the fact that young women still had opportunities for adultery and sex before marriage. Just read Chaucer or Bocaccio. Hell the punchline for half of all historic English fiction from the birth of the language is
>and then the protagonist was cucked. The end.

>boy I sure would like to die of dysentery

Must be really hard to be you Chad, having to be in the presence of uggos.

Next I suppose it's a pain having to turn down all the girls 8/10 and down who come begging for your cock huh?

Beta uprising when? It's time to gas the pretty and handsome!

a picture of the artist you claim to know what size she is, you know plus size women can be plus size models now, you really need tokeep your disgusting opinions and LIES to yourself

I get what you're saying, but I don't really think it alleviates the feeling of living in today's times, was there really such prevalent empty hedonism in the past? Doesn't really help I'm weak enough to be affected by issues that really can only exist in the modern age in relative affluence (compared to the past)

Yeah you can judge the past by today's standards, but if you were born in the past you wouldn't know any better.

I didn't say I wanted to live hundreds of years ago

Napoleon was a cuckold, who begged for his Josephine after her infidelity. His "tryst" in Egypt was quickly ended when he knew he could return to her arms. Where do you think the "sign of the horns" comes from? Fuck man just read the Bible and you'll come to realize that relationships have always been complex.

To be fair these guys didn't exist really until booth babes were banned. The booth babes took care of these creeps, now they're free to harass everyone

Men, just reading his comment made me incredibly sad.
Think about it. The way the bearded beta acts, it's perfectly fine in that user's mind as "Boyfriend behavior". Think about the implications of that.
Fucking sad dude.

>Beta uprising when? It's time to gas the pretty and handsome!

kek that will never happen. Who's gonna take charge?

Personally, I agree with the theory that humanity eventually will evolve into two sort of subspecies. Short, fat and ugly beta midgets -
and tall and attractive elvish looking motherfuckers.

what culture or period in time do you envision yourself living in? a time in history without competition, be it for resources, women or even ideology has never existed.

Anyone have a picture of the comic artist who drew this?

Curious to see if it's a landwhale.

napo shoulda gutted josephine

fucking slut

This is too fucking good.

>a time in history without competition, be it for resources, women or even ideology has never existed.
I'm not sure how you gathered that from what I said. If anything today is where the lack of competition is.

Cuckoldry has never been respected and for good reason.

because the beta uprising is a fools errand

instead of changing society you must look inward and change yourself

What time period then?

I don't know.

>use the term beta.
>worry about wolf style pack rape.
>head of wolf packs are the alpha aka chad.
really makes me mad.

Her website is on the bottom left. Investigate it yourself and bring back what you find.

Agreed, but he loved her too much. He carried around a portrait of her and he showed it off to his command staff in Italy on the day they met. Think about that for a second; the man who is supposed to have brought the former French regime to its knees and is making waves in the military for his daring usage of modern technology and sheer genius carries around a portrait of his fucking old ass """wife""" who was recently widowed. No wonder they didn't respect him until he broke Piedmont