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need a hongkong gf who loves the queen and HATES the prc

watching jezza kyle with me second bowl of coco pops

feel like pure shit just want her back

Waytu piggu go home

don't understand this image. Why are they waving that flag? Surely the best solution for Hong Kong would be being a city-state?

ready for the Century of the Rising Dragon?

such a good city
love honkers
hate the mainland

has anyone else actually been to Hong Kong?

because British "rule" served them well?

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think it might be time to get the lads together again

love being simple as
simple as

if you think about it, hong kong is an amusing name for an oriental city

Hong Kong can rely on British military, navy and nukes for defence if they become a British territory

go to honkers all the time

anyone who matters?

We're British, we're better than you x

Still cringe thinking about how badly that girl wanted to kiss me and how utterly I fucked it haha

This
Blooming Chinese getting uppity again
Rearm Japan and let them loose

BELGIANS BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER!?

Yeah when I was 11
mad that such a small area has twice the population of NZ, blew my mind

This will be more of those unoriginal and unfunny jokes with that hand thing. Honestly. It worries me that this is the level now that people are at. Brain damaged moron level. Laughing at any old unfunny shit. The thing is. It wasn't funny the first time. It has grown less funny the more it goes on. And now it just pathetic. As too all those still doing it.

Why aren't you guys baking British goods in Japan?

anime

i-is it fixed lads?

do love President Trump
he's utterly destroying the global status quo that's been in place since the 1970s
he's accelerating America's decline as the world power more than any financial collapse could do

Need Greggs here

love are 'jeeling

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>you will never sail to the other end of the world just to bully chinks with your /whitelad/ mates

And then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

came up thats all me

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The devil....

I think we shall have to take the Chinese in hand and regulate them. I believe that as civilized nations become more powerful they will get more ruthless, and the time will come when the world will impatiently bear the existence of great barbaric nations who may at any time arm themselves and menace civilized nations. I believe in the ultimate partition of China — I mean ultimate. I hope we shall not have to do it in our day. The Aryan stock is bound to triumph.

depression

shes a good girl

the name's calle
*lights cigarette*
...calle calle

Back to the day shifts this week to deal with customers again

Oh joy

think i've finally come to terms with having no friends

feel a bit demotivated lads

not very good at this are you lad

Can't you install a script or something
It would save a lot of embarrassment

Shouldn't have laughed at this but I did so here's your reply

you fucked it
worthless piece of shit.
i'm so disgusted i'm actually leaving the thread now.
bye.

want some of my speed lad

the british attitude

good post

We're jewish, we're better than you goy

Should still nuke the argies t󠀢bh

funny you should say that because Englishmen are in fact the real jews

Has any country pissed off so many people throughout history apart from us?

Gallipoli was a cold-hearted attempted at culling young Australian and New Zealand men, as the Brits were afraid of their superior masculinity. Of course it was a massive failure - the ANZAC spirit is not so easily broken.

New thread

Queen is calling on the lads, so get it done

hate toilers

HATE THEM

>"I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want."
-Jackie Chan

>“Because Confucianism is paternalistic, Xi promotes it in order to give the people of China a set of values to believe in that he hopes will encourage obedience.”
-Bryan W. Van Norden

The chinks are an utterly pathetic race. Imagine Trump saying with a straight face he wants to encourage obedience. Any self respecting white man would either tell him to fuck off or just laugh at him.

Blind obedience to authority is the sign of an insectoid people

what do you have against belgium
other than its general poor quality

hate worthless penniless loser neets

HATE THEM

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>nuking buenos aires

shame that never happened 2bh

mong

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Whenever an American makes any sort of political commentary or analysis I immediately disregard it. Why?

Because the average American "thinker" is the ultimate armchair philosopher. They will proudly give their uneducated opinion on anything. They have no context, no real skin in the game because they haven't had war or conflict even close to their own soil since the 1800s. Their 'culture' is a fabrication made by Hollywood Jews to entice their youth with cowboy and soldier genres to serve their military industrial complex to work and die for Israel. 'Tradition' for them is stuffing themselves to the gullet with high-fat high-sugar foods and securing some shitty office 9-5 office or manual labor job enough to afford healthcare for their heart surgeries and medication.


American 'Alt-Righters' and 'traditionalists' are the worst among these. These half-breed mouth-breathing apes are the loudest advocates for an ethnostate, for the "day of the rope". Their genetic self-confusion is so dire that the word 'cuck' immediately resonates with them in any given discourse. Their understanding of the history of ideas has come from Wikipedia articles and state propaganda. They have no sense of nuance: anything even remotely resembling optimal collective activity is deemed "GOMMUNISM" as their own society institutions continues to become more bureaucratic, overrun by nonwhites, stagnant, and impoverished.

This would be all fine in dandy if these mutants were self contained, but since they outsource all their industry to street shitting cultures like China and India which expel the fetid masses of plastic and waste into our environment, the Amerimonkey's uncontrollable lust for consumption is destroy God's green Earth. We cannot tolerate it any longer.

What is to be done concerning the AQ (American Question)?

As Chinese I find you PC Muslim dick loving limeys even more pathetic. If we get attacked by Muslim terrorists, our response wouldn’t be to throw a fucking pathetic concert. We wouldn’t replace our historic figures with blacks either.

If a Belgian comes here, I promise I'll help you bully them

Hrm yes, fascinating

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the difference being our government is cucked but the population is not. In China, the government tells you what to do and you follow like a good little bootlicker

>as chinese

stop larping you bellend

>an philanthropist
ah yes the monglectual of the century

>MSc Psych
wew you know for a fact she likes getting choked

Nothing to do australia day on friday and above 40°C all weekend, fuck lads

show pic

Just spent 70p on a small Snickers bar

This country is going to shit

>sassy socialist memes

I was actually up for it until i read that

jury toil next week

tell her you're a full on rapist

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take care of yourself lad x

Do people in UK use spotity or is there a different platform more popular among brits?

would shag her a lot but I doubt she'd be good for the long-term

ah yes, a future psychologist with apparent father issues

interesting

night #10 in a row, with my asmr girl lulling me to sleep in bed.

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

She looks like she'd have a MSc in choking on dick

New thread, lots of fun lads, get in ere' tbqhwy

literally nothing wrong with Brit food

I'm not a failure because I didn't succeed. I'm a failure because I didn't try.

more of an art than a science imo

some people us spotify yh

I'm an important explorer of internet climates; I'm an e-activist; I'm a digital legionary, on the front-lines of the charge in the battle of Truths against Falsehoods.

wanted to buy a creme egg but they're basically the size of mini eggs now

fucking sick of it. everything is getting smaller and more expensive at the same time it's a joke

we use /brit/ify

maybe you are just getting bigger?

I consider a mens large to be a pretty skinny size (small and medium are literal skeletal tiers who've never seen a weight in their lives), yet if I think of a size large in womens clothes I think of an obese hermit

Is that weird lads?

Go report your neighbour for hate speech on Twitter and surrender your knives you snivelling bong

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all my problems are because of that darn schlomo!

British food was intentionally made simple and reliable, a hardy meat-based diet to evoke manliness and sobriety, as we looked down on the extravagance and softness of the French cuisine, which we saw as effeminate