Pray for Canada and America ;_;
TSUNAMI WARNINGS
HOLY SHIT SEND IN THE MARINES TO EVACUATE ALL MACDONALDS TO INLAND!!!!!!!
*spits*
*farts*
RIP salmon
the more mutts die the better
please god end north america.
IT'S OVER
PACIFIC IS FINISHED ;_;
Takbir!!!
God hates USA
when is happening ???
Just when we got the TPP rolling
Is this the fate of burgers?
pls die america
im glad we haven't killed the great barrier reef yet
How high will the waves be for those living close to the epicenter?
hello one krabby patty please
>west coast being hit
who cares
Uh... Is Vancouver in danger?
There're no north american posters on Sup Forums right now
They're dying because of this earthquake and tsunami ;_;
I enjoy you too, Russ
>tsunami.gov is not even working
lmao
GOODBYE AMERIKEKS!
goodbye, my south american brother
about 2 hours or so
Yes, get your ass to higher ground now and take food and water. People who die in these events are the ones who wait around for the government to direct them.
I dunno dood, I'm on the coast of the Island facing towards the mainland.
This is a muttastrophy!
in Alaska, in a few minutes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS 3 IN THE MORNING, THERE ARE NO BUSES RIGHT NOW OR ANYTHING, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
run!
Your leaves are gonna get soaked and maple syurup diluted.
My thoughts and prayers are with you
Its going to be a big one so take to the nearest hill I guess.
lmao tsunami.gov is collapsing under traffic
"A US weatherman has tweeted about a buoy which reported a 32ft (9.7m) water rise shortly after the earthquake hit."
it'll be fine
good bye burgers give our land without "americans"
Climb a tree, and do it fast!
RUN! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
It's called sleep
Why finns hate everybody?
Tsunami please destroy the US, but not Canada
>tsunami
I don't speak anime.
hey at least i said please
please wipe them out poseidon
Streams pls
Nigga idk what to believe anymore, apparently Mainland Vancouver is safe, but still, Im scared as fuck
But i love you
I love you too
Find a big local hill and get up there.
>whole Island is red
SCARED
Should I wake up my family?
I don't want to look like an idiot.
Thank you. Even if it is a joke, it warms my heart.
what the fuck are you doing, wake up everybody you know even remotely inside the red zone.
As it warms mine, pal
You are welcome to my Sauna.
VOLNA
Yeah man, get in the car and go to a hill or something
please tell me why the US government can't even keep a tsunami warning site running
i would wake them up to be quite honest with you
i spelled every word to show you how serious i am being with this post
>be american
>get tsunami'd
DIE AMERICA DIE
Mutts at west coast must be terrified because now they will have to swim to get their burgers and thats excersise. THANKS OBAMA.
I mean, we live in a fairly vertical bay town situated in between two mountains with an island on the other side of the bay.
Yes, they are not going to tell you off if it turns out to be nothing. People who died in the Japan tsunami were the ones who stayed put in their houses only for the water to engulf it.
Wake them up and quickly give them the run down, grab supplies and move to a hill asap (higher the better). It's winter so you;ll need blankets and warm coats but don't dither around.
>tsundere'd
lol
...
Well get up those hills now, water will bunch up on land and be pushed up the more gradual slopes.
RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!
ITS A HOAX JUST LIKE CLIMATE CHANGE
maybe sign up tsunami dot gov on CloudFlare lmao
this
fake tsunami
blame haarp... wait
Heh...my region is surrounded by mountains. Unless an earthquake strikes us directly, a cigarette is thrown in to a forest, or the rain causes mass mudslides, we are immune to natural disasters.
YOU DEAD
Hi West Virginia
The City of Vancouver official Twitter has stated no warning for them...
Its the fucken scienentists and their HAARP fucken liberels, in god we trust NOT darwen and EVILution ok
So the water will just bunch up in the basin of those mountains, also it was just reported that people are seeing the water receding.
>also it was just reported that people are seeing the water receding
Shiiiiieeeeet.
That's not a good omen.
>seismic activity is the same as natural temperature fluctuations
>gets shot
That's to prevent panic, the government officials would of already been airlifted to a safe place.
A smart person would seek higher ground anyway.
>The sorry state of EГЭ victim.
lol
>EГЭ victim
Good joke.
truly god is AMAZEING, the LORD is takeing the water away so the stunami waves cant reach them GOD BLESS!!!
46ft wave confirmed now in places.
Thoughts and prayers. HAHAHAH
AMAZING! Now we can go to the beach to praise the LORD!
how much in non retarded measures?
>Too stupid for reading comprehension
American education.
I hope everybody in the world is safety.
Where you are getting this information, senpai?
About 14 metres.
14 meters, no idea where though. Kodiak alarms are going off again.
Why would you pray for them?
mother nature stays strapped ma nigga
tsunami.gov #rekt
normiebook larry.pestrikoff/videos/1861288500579165/
Its a livestream with a guy at thee scene and a news live report playing.
Just heard 150ft now, no idea if that's a wave size.
can anyone get the warning #4 on pastebin?
topkek
How long until news have to tell people "DO NOT GO TO THE BEACH TO SHOOT THE WAVES" ?