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a country run by white people for white people edition

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Yeah tens of thousands of yank manchildren come here to look at LOTR landmarks every year, pretty bizarre.
Wellington airport has a bunch of LOTR statues that they pose next to, it's honestly a bit disgusting especially when you see the specimens it attracts.

alri you nonces

no point mate
drugs, porn and video games, thats all you need

used to have an app on my phone that would send you notifications for any and all earthquakes on the planet and you could set the threshold magnitude for notifications too

was quite fun might have to find it again

wow i can't believe this dating app is full of credulous slags, thought it would be mary whitehouse

All me

what do you add to scrambled eggs to make it more of a meal lads?

Actually I meant the inverse you mong, you'd have multiple gfs if you could. spastic

mate i would bang you and your dad like a bongo drum, so step carefully

Really? Are we only replying to posts in the other thread now?

BBQ sauce

could not think of a more grim existence than being a woman in your late 20's/early 30's who's single and on tinder

would be ghastly

bacon, sausages, ketchup

yes, standard practice for the first handful of posts

whoa

My gut is made of iron by now

Being an early 20s virgin who's gotten three matches after perhaps several thousand swipes.

kindly stop projecting your own 12 year old fantasies onto others

LMAO Dutch """people""" are now also in damage control

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

you know that person lad?

vampire_violet_the_incredibles_fanart_concept_pic_1582...

Yeah that person is me hahahahha x

I don't speak Dutch
why are they in damage control?

hahahaahahahahHA sad little fucker admit it. you'd love to have multiple hot women fucking you

fuck is this mate
fuck off

try bumble. i do better on there than tinder

You got a bee on your hat

*wacks off your hat*

peepeepooopoo

At least you can focus on internal pursuits, become a hermit of sorts, or kill yourself
The woman has none of these options

Reckon I'll do this or even just go for the kiss if we end up somewhere private and are flirting. Very confusing stuff though. She was REALLY into me (to the point of crying at the idea of me not giving need a second chance when she got scared at the start) and she insists now she has no feelings left at all but she also talks about what will happen if I still have feelings for her come March and I can't tell if that's a "that'll make it hard to friendzoned you" or a "would you finally sack up and go for it". Not cut out for this dating business methinks

you think the cleansing has begun?

underage

ceptional post

we back to normal now?

finished exams and want to go out, but feel like I'm going to throw up at any moment, letting down hundreds of (4) people

just returned the soyculus rift to PC world and got a refund

VR gets boring in a few days 2bh

underage

hooting

Ugh the amount nu males going to Weta Studios and verbally jacking off about it afterwards was crazy. I found most LOTRs fans are pretty nu

fpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpffffffff

>tfw you'll never be a wall street yuppie in the 80s working in Mergers & Acquisitions at an investment bank owned by your dad earning copious amounts of money for getting high and drunk every night just to function

why live

Bob's your uncle

Love The Incredibles. Simple as...

>they're still mad

good post

Paul Allen had the best business card

just fucking sack up and kiss her lad. the worst case is that she isn't in to you, so she will pull out and you'll end up where you are if you don't kiss her.

Hootering
Walloping
Bellowing
Gauffering
Buffeting
Hollering
Exhaudeurating
Tummywiggling

cocaine & cornflakes

It hurts bros, just want to be Bateman

got an 8:30 rez at dorsia

great sea urchin ceviche

I'm 20 and have £3,400 to my name.

You're not wrong. Gonna start the flirting up as soon as I see her.

testing

glad the russians are on our side

keeping an eye out for the argie

???

Dorsia, how'd you swing that?

Poorboy

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bit chilly innit?

Memes! XD

Our Father who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name;
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us;
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.

aye , i half am interested in seeing the scenery from the films as it looks pretty great but manchildren who do things like that.....ugh

just had an unsolicited call from the Phillipines

oh you know, things just worked out

(did you know Patrick Bateman is actually a closeted gay with AIDS?)

according to political sociologists I'm the most likely type of person in society to support a fascist movement

uh, I have to return some video tapes

He's not

middle class?

Anyone here like Huey Lewis and The News?

Someone suggest a username for me

FINISH IT

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Bit fucking windy

No can do /brit/

just had a text off the missus saying she has a man job for me
bloody fence has only gone and blown over

Amen

Sorry lad I shall fart more gently

From lower middle class background but struggling, yes. Have qualifications but can't get a job, have to rent

Lingod

dicks or tits

Shall not be leaving the house today for any reason

depression
haystack mind

Our Satoshi, who art in Japan
Alias be thy name
Thy crypto come
As will be done
On Bitcoin, as it is in Tether

Give us this day our daily gains,
and forgive us our weak hands,
as we forgive those who dump and pump against us,
and lead us not into bear traps,
but hodl us from the dip.

For thine is the money,
and the lambos, and the glory,
for ever and ever
Amen

sort your brain out

i miss him lads

grow up

*walks on the spot towards you*

i wish a black man was fucking my wife

Tell her you're a feminist and buy her a hammer and box of nails.

pull your head in

do natural disasters even exist in europe? like i never hear oh tornado in hamburg, germany, but it's always CLETUS OUR BARN IS LIFTED AWAY

So you would say that in the UK Spotify is the main platform that people use?

Victoria coren mitch*ll is fucking amazing

Put it on toast

wind blew half the felt off of my shed the other day

Used to live lower-class. Parents worked hard and got us up to upper-middle just 2 years ago. Literally almost overnight.

Fuck commies. I've never had so much fun in my entire life. Finally be able to buy all the games I want, all the clothes I want. Dad bought mom a new car for Christmas. Capitalism is the best thing that's ever happened to me 'n me family. Rec'n might visit Korea in the summer to visit the old man's man before he ages right past me and out my life haha.

Thanks for reading my blog, lads.

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