Woah, what the fuck?

Woah, what the fuck?

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I know right?? Celebrity moves on with his life after a tragedy. Pretty neat if you ask me :)

Why would anybody marry this fat troll when his last wife literally killed herself because she couldn't bear the thought that she carried his child

>millionaire
>marrying a woman on her 50s

wtf

I know right?? It's like this grown man wanted someone with comparable life experience who could be a good mother figure for his daughter. Pretty understandable if you ask me :)

He's literally 5'3" not even meming
Probably 235 pounds. A widow of depression suicide.
And he makes a living off of Star Wars and fart jokes.
Even a big bank account can only bump you up to a certain level.

It was nice knowing you, Meredith.

...salenger
Hello Meredith Oswalt!!!!!

> Daddy are you going to marry someone as ugly as mommy?
> almost honey, almost,

cuck

"That was an odd question but now you should go to bed you loved lucky child in a healthy, weathly, stable household with the full bounties of life ahead of you. LIfe is good right??" :)

The whole Patton Oswalt thing is so confusing.

Like, I want him to die because of the Trump stuff and him not being funny anymore

But I want him to live and raise his daughter in Trump's America

But his wife was trying to solve the EAR/ONS case, so her dying was actually a bad thing.

I also created this image which became a bit of a meme. I have no reason to lie about this.

......oo clocks are pretty tacky, but if that's how you want to decorate the den I guess I can't stop you.

>I want someone to die because they said something bad about papa trump!!!

What a peaceful man you are.

this confirms it, he did it

Life can be pretty dern confusing. Why don't you take an internet break every now and again huh buddy? Might help reorient your priorities.

Don't ever comment on my post again.

You know that daughter is beyond fucked already with a dad like that. She probably turns into a huge femnazi when she grows up.

I'm not calling for his death, but he really has no reason to live anymore.

His daughter is in therapy and has a new mommy, and he's not funny anymore.

She will be become a he.

Ok, I won't comment on that other post

>the two irate libcucks that have been whiteknighting for Patton and reporting every thread all day
Toppest kek

This. She's a fine catch for him. If he were to try to run around with some 30-year-old model or something he would most assuredly get pumped for all his cash and cucked. A man has to know his limitations.

Or she becomes a reactionary just like her dad
youtube.com/watch?v=kqxtaJfH7UA

He was raised by conservatives in Virginia (He's named after General Patton) and became a degenerate liberal, so her being raised by him could turn her into an upstanding, trad qt.

Oh man, you're a regular gandhi, NOT calling for his death. Give yourself a big ol pat on the back dude.

If he's not funny anymore that implies at one point you thought he was funny. When did that opinion of his work change for you?? I'm sure it has nothing to do with politics and your opinions on comedy and whether or not someone deserves to live doesn't depend on what they think about social issues.

>A man has to know his limitations.
I hope Patton knows there is no statute of limitations on murder :^)

I haven't been reporting anything. Just responding to your incessant oswalt obsession. But if the best you can do is cuck, libcuck, and other cuck variations I guess I'm feeling pretty good man. :)

So you see my point. I saw him live in 2014 and it wasn't good. 2014 was before Trump.

After Finest Hours he's not funny in the slightest.

פּרימאַקק

>spamming every thread with "obsession" and obsessively replying to every post you think is about you
>butthurt emoticons
$0.00 has been deposited into your account, sweetie.

>pic related it's (You)

Do you post hourly threads about other comedians you no longer find funny?

You don't?

so how soon until she dies suddenly under "mysterious circumstances"

Just stop Patton, we know you killed them

None of these posts are about me. I am obsessively responding when I probably have better things to do though. Not the most economic use of my time. Honestly negative money deposited in my account if you think of the productive time I've spent responding to the oswalt threads.

I'm not crying over this as implied in your image, but yeah, pretty upset over the targeting of this guy for being outspoken politically. You could you are doing the same thing with your vile opinions, but hes doing it non anonymously. You don't have the guts sweetie

He ia going to kill her so she never grows up. Oswalt is a sick man

Alright that was pretty funny. Good jab

Stop being a gay cuck

You could ^argue^

>this confirms it, he did it

Yes, but we knew that already.

......oo clock critic! Everyone has their own design aesthetic and this is how I want to decorate the den goddamnit!

>how soon until she dies suddenly under "mysterious circumstances"
As soon as Patton finds her replacement.

You have quite the uphill battle ahead of you if you think this is the first or last time Patton will be targeted, pumpkin. If he didn't act like such an obnoxious faggot OTI people wouldn't give him shit OTI. I actually liked him eons ago, he's been unfunny since before 2014 and now he just embarrasses himself every day.

I can just imagine how much you whine and shitpost in other threads, if you don't like it you're on the wrong site, cupcake.
It's funny that you only denied that you reported the thread, not that you've been incessantly shitposting and whiteknighting for a stranger for hours on end.

Do yourself a favor and just Ctrl + W out of every Sup Forums tab you have open and never come back if you get "pretty upset" over things like this. You're obviously not having a good time.

>yfw defending a murderer for free

what le fuck? XD

You will have a moment like this one day in the future. I fully realize I'm pissing into the wind with this, but I have nothing better to do atm. I try not to make a habit of Sup Forums.

I literally admitted I've been shitposting for hours defending this dude who I'm not even that big a fan of. But yeah I didn't report anything. Reporting Sup Forums threads is a true exercise in pissing into the wind.

>You will have a moment like this one day in the future.
Nope, because I don't go into threads that I obviously don't want to be a part of.
>I fully realize I'm pissing into the wind with this,
You say that but that would be the first time you've realized that today.
>but I have nothing better to do atm.
I'm not surprised, school doesn't start til August for you. You should try getting a hobby besides being perpetually butthurt on Sup Forums.
>I try not to make a habit of Sup Forums.
Yeah because you're a tumblr tourist that shits up the board whenever you see something that makes you upset.

>pic related it's (You) again

Just dropping by to tell you all that this little turd is completely irrelevant and who he's currently sticking his hobbit cock into is hardly newsworthy. Peace out.

The moment I was referring to was the Mitchell and Webb sketch. I don't think most people stay unrepentant assholes forever. Good god, imagine a future with geriatric internet shitposters.

Believe me, I knew it was a futile exercise from the beginning.

rushing into another marriage to dull the pain of his wife's death, with a woman who was only into him as a wounded duckling? yeah, that's a sound foundation for commitment.

did he go grey since november? is trump literally sapping his will to live?

prediction: he's "marrying" this matronly hag for the following: she gets millions and will take care of his daughter, he gets to kill himself without guilt

>people on Sup Forums Sup Forums take time to defend Patton Oswalt from memes and criticism

Cringe

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I want Sup Forums fags to all die in a fire. NOT EVEN JOKING.

YOU JUST KNOW THAT HE KILLED HIS EX-WIFE

He's gonna get you.

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didnt his wife like just die afew weeks ago??

He can't keep getting away with it Sup Forums.

Patton "I'll Make These Bitches Pay One By One" Oswalt

First post ending in 23 gets genuine proof that Oswalt killed his wife. No joking. I've been researching it for months now. Willing to post evidence.

Try me.

Nibba just post it.

>Larry J. Oswalt (Patton's father), a career USMC officer was stationed in San Diego from 1975 to 1988
>The EAR/Original Night Stalker was active from June 18th, 1976 to June 4th, 1986
What the fuck...

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Didn't his wife only die a few years ago?

>moves on with his life
you mean on to another victim?
the man's a fucking psychopath.

God damn, that's savage.

Any more vicious tweets?

Little more than a year ago, actually

14 months to be precise.

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how did that little girl vote? i sware you burgers voter id laws are fukd

What? Did he kill her already?

Anyone can vote in California, it's a libcuck dystopia with no voter ID laws.

She's agreed to change her name to his last wife's name and wear her clothes. I think that's creepy.

That's fucked up...

If anything he should take her last name, it's 2017.

What did he mean by this?

She asked where her real mommy was and he denied her breakfast again as punishment.

>no way does she grow up
Jesus Patton it's just an election

And yet he's still fat as fuck.

He's right though, just wait. First his wife, and next...

>Michelle McNamara died April 21, 2016
>Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger started dating April 28, 2016

Wtf it's true

HE CAN"T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

funny

>rich ultra-liberal commifornian media personality marries a jew
you don't say, what a coincidence!

Why are people here so obsessed with this guy?

When shit like this happens I always assume it's because the guy can't cook.

He's a liberal who said meanies about our God Emperor

Oh
That explains a lot
Thanks lad

So he killed his wife, right?

I don't what it is, but Trump has a way of getting under his critics' skin and making them go absolutely insane.

I'm not a le meme magic guy, but it's honestly kind of creepy.

I wonder how many women he's already killed that we don't even know of.

Are these codewords for his dead wife's organs?

He traveled on the road for years going gig to gig. I think some cold cases could be solved if they put his DNA through the database.

Holy fuck he really did it

It's funny how obvious it is he killed his ex wife
Faggot doesn't even try to hide it

She voted? That sounds like voter fraud.

When someone gets away with murdering their wife it's interesting to see if he'll do it again

I'm sure they bonded over hatred of Drumpf as well

>Thomas Randolph, a Las Vegas man convicted of hiring a hitman to kill his sixth wife -- yes, sixth -- and then killing the hitman, wore an XXXL Tony Romo jersey to court for his sentencing hearing Friday, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal. He could face a penalty from 20 years in prison to the death penalty.

Will Patton wear an "I'm With Her" Shirt when his time finally comes?