What would Charlemagne say about todays europe ?

What would Charlemagne say about todays europe ?

"What in the lord's holy name art thou doing? Do you know how hard I fought to push these mongrels back?"

Except he spoke in proto-french

>proto-french
Sure thing.

He'd probably think all hell broke loose. People lost faith - Sodom and Gomorrah in his sweet homeland. And probably would be pretty shocked with all the tech we have, calling it magic and such...

>le Charlemagne was German meme

>his face when

He would wonder why France is called France when actually Germany is the successor of the Frankish empire and "France" is mostly filled with latin-speaking gaulls and not with german-speaking Franks.

Franks were a group of west-germanic tribes. They spoke some kind of German. French on the other hand is a dialect of Latin that was spoken by gaulls under roman occupation. France should be called Gallia.

Dressing like this and going to fucking work.

Why would he dress like a slav?