What would Charlemagne say about todays europe ?
What would Charlemagne say about todays europe ?
"What in the lord's holy name art thou doing? Do you know how hard I fought to push these mongrels back?"
Except he spoke in proto-french
>proto-french
Sure thing.
He'd probably think all hell broke loose. People lost faith - Sodom and Gomorrah in his sweet homeland. And probably would be pretty shocked with all the tech we have, calling it magic and such...
>le Charlemagne was German meme
>his face when
He would wonder why France is called France when actually Germany is the successor of the Frankish empire and "France" is mostly filled with latin-speaking gaulls and not with german-speaking Franks.
Franks were a group of west-germanic tribes. They spoke some kind of German. French on the other hand is a dialect of Latin that was spoken by gaulls under roman occupation. France should be called Gallia.
Dressing like this and going to fucking work.
Why would he dress like a slav?