>Marvel’s greed merchants are so brazen (winking to themselves with insider Marvel Universe casting jokes such as director-actor Jon Favreau’s double-dipping into the coffers) that their shamelessness ruins any possibility of fun. Arriving at the moment of Mid-Year Reckoning, Spider-Man: Homecoming makes it impossible to ignore that the normalizing of superhero, comic-book movies has led to the culture-wide dismissal of films that deal with the human condition in commonly recognizable terms.
>What we used to think of as movie art has shifted into juvenile escapism, and this catastrophe has met little resistance — “resistance” now being a euphemism for petulant disgruntlement and snowflake tantrums. Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
>says spiderman is shit. >"But at this 2017 midway point, some remarkable movies still deserve attention. " >says that only 5 or 6 other movies are worth the public's attention >names 5 or 6 LITERALLY WHO-nobody has ever heard about-shows
what did he mean by this, Sup Forums?
Asher Hill
>now being a euphemism for petulant disgruntlement and snowflake tantrums. Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
hahahahaah oh my fucking god
Cameron Jackson
He is right. Damn everyone he is right.
Adam Martin
See, I told you guys he liked Baby Driver, why did people think his review was negative?
Justin Jenkins
Will this absolute madman ever be stopped?
Owen Harris
>Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
NUKED
Evan Hughes
>baby driver >nobody has ever heard of it
Landon Long
ok thats the only one.
btw im quite disappointed that he somehow liked baby driver..
Austin Martin
it means Armond has better taste than you and you should give your money to those 'literally who' movies
Dominic Johnson
>btw im quite disappointed that he somehow liked baby driver..
it's one of the most fair reviews he's ever done, pointing out its flaws, strengths and what it pays tribute to.
Can't hate everything.
Jose Martin
>Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
Dylan Taylor
He's too good to be /ourguy/
Gabriel Taylor
BASED A S E D
Aaron Hall
>Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
SAVAGE
Angel Myers
>he enjoyed The Great Wall and King Arthur
Oh man irony sucks, eh Armond?
Jaxson Rodriguez
>With movies such as Spider-Man: Homecoming, Hollywood injects banality into young and gullible viewers; it places them on a cultural version of the autism spectrum.
literally described /fit/
Henry Scott
King Arthur was good.
Parker Sanchez
>Spiderman is shit >Wonder Woman is shit >Baby Reddit is good
LOL what a hack
Mason Campbell
what's that? I can't hear you complain about THE GREATEST SPIDERMAN, MCU, MARVEL, AND SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER MADE
Michael Hall
(((National Review)))
David Perez
It has a score of 7,6 which isn't that impressive. Stop posting misleading RT scores you cancerous fuck.
Eli Perez
>7,6
7.6*
Jose Williams
Based Almond Whitey!
Imagine if he was a white guy though, he would get DESTROYED and lose his job.
Fuck, I like n-I mean black people, now.
Julian Morales
it's really gross to think you actually believe that
Robert Gutierrez
>Armond Black >is white
many worlds theory better pan out
Colton Phillips
>Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
Asher Murphy
his job is reviewing movies, not sure what you're trying to say. and most people most redditors t b h :^) hate him already regardless of his skin color.
Andrew Lee
this is so sad but true. look what kind of times and age we have to live in...
Kevin Collins
Armond "Honorary" White strikes again
Charles Flores
>it's a butthurt capeshitter calls Armond an Uncle Tom because he didn't bow down and suck the dick of the latest capeshit movie from his favorite superhero movies factory episode
Jose Lewis
are you new?
Luke Clark
Maybe you should take note and put those films on your watch list instead of being a worthless pleb?
Samuel Smith
be honest Sup Forums, you'd let him fuck your wife.
Jose Watson
>Being this much of a pleb.
Austin Gray
>be honest Sup Forums, you'd let him give your wife a scathing review
Honestly she needs taking down a peg. Also Armond's gay
Evan Foster
Isn't he a... y'know... "friend of the men"?
Joseph White
>(especially Quentin Tarantino, whose views on French cinema should be irrelevant)
>Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
mein
neger
Charles Myers
>British class differences cohere inKing Arthur’s rough and regal action-comedy, defying the Obama era’s faux aristocracy. what did he mean by this?
Blake Young
bétai êpheaux
Leo Hall
Is he gonna be okay?
Nolan Phillips
>calls spiderman an autistic movie >but calls baby driver good what a hack indeed
Samuel Green
I don't agree with him on lots of shit (like his homocrush on Snyder leading him to praise every single one of his turds they call movies), but he is a fucking savage and actually has amazing insight and taste when not blinded by his own homolust
Evan Sanders
I agree with his points about capeshit, but does Armond ever talk about anything other than blockbusters?
Zachary Watson
Yeah actually he reviewed Woody Allen's latest as well as some foreign films, check his backlog and you'll see, hell there are some mentioned in the above link.
Ultimately Armond (big surprise) is just expressing his own opinion, and if you don't agree he's totally fine with it and will discuss it with you too, people should check out his podcast when he was discussing Prince's movies.
Sebastian Russell
it was literally beyond terrible. felt so robbed i wanted to call the police
Christopher Allen
He's literally doing so in the posted article
Cameron Hernandez
he's gay too
Elijah Thomas
>Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat. BRUTAL
Lincoln Howard
>already 7.6 before release Boy oh boy
Blake Nelson
>ITT triggered capeshit babies.
Plebs.
Adam Lopez
>greed merchants OY VEY
Jose Collins
I already liked the gays. One of them was nice to me and came to my defense once when I was getting wrecked in a thread.
Dominic Parker
this guy is a critic and as such hates imagination
especially imagination that doesn't relate to his experience of sitting at his desk writing about all the stuff he hates.
I bet he fucking loved Trumbo. I bet he fucking loves every single movie whos MC is a writer.
these guys use their intelligence as a coping skill to get attention. He clearly doesn't want to write about movies anymore. He wants to write about the intersection between media and society.
John Miller
I think he likes anything with hot dudes in it.
Wyatt Bailey
>Says Homecoming was bad >Makes a vague comment about commercialism before just suggesting other movies to watch >Literally does not review the movie I'm 110% certain that Armond didn't even bother to go see Homecoming and just wrote something vaguely condemning so he'd have something to turn in at the end of the week.
Ian Cox
>anymore If anything armond writes less about society now than he used to. He kind of goes up and down. Early White was pure seething rage with hints of being the next James Baldwin, NYCCC Armond was supreme, National Review Armond is more political than he should be, but his experience enables him to drop absolutely vicious one liners effortlessly.
James Roberts
But he's right, Wonder Woman is a painfully mediocre movie and Homecoming is a piece of shit you couldn't pay me to sit through again
Aaron Clark
Truly /our critic/ then
Carson Evans
>With movies such as Spider-Man: Homecoming, Hollywood injects banality into young and gullible viewers; it places them on a cultural version of the autism spectrum. Why the fuck didn't you post that part, OP? It's the best part of the article.
Jaxon Bell
Baby Driver is fucking great, you pleb.
Noah Ortiz
wtf now I hate Spider-Man!
Dominic Bailey
Fucking this. Best time I've had at the movies all year. Baby Driver may technically be a better film, but King Arthur was pure fantasy kino.
Jaxson Reyes
>greed merchants
Jack Reed
He's just not for twinks based well except Baby Driver hmm
Jason Ward
The article is not a Spiderman review, and he is not a reviewer, he is a critic
Liam Miller
Baby Driver had butch daddies Hamm and Bernthal tho, especially closet darling Kevin Spacey.
Wyatt Myers
He did the same for his review of Closet Monster.
Brody Gray
fucking hell Almond can't stop BTFO plebs. Just fucking kys yourself if you watch capeshit.
Literally The King.
Oliver Jenkins
>The Marvel reboot Spider-Man: Homecoming is such a blatantly calculated example of pop-culture inoculation — it presents a teenage Peter Parker’s apprenticeship to the Avengers clan of superhero misfits — that, maybe, it warrants the same wariness as the vaccination controversy. With movies such as Spider-Man: Homecoming, Hollywood injects banality into young and gullible viewers; it places them on a cultural version of the autism spectrum. Jesus christ how will capeplebs EVER recover from this?
Parker Phillips
Don't know why retards thought that when he gave it fresh
Joseph Bennett
Wow he sure btfo the capeshit movie industry. They'll have to quit infinity wars and justice league now.
John Rivera
woah
Joseph Adams
It's like he actually posts here.
Michael Morgan
>homosexual black male is the king of Sup Forums
Brayden Perry
why not? racists and homophobes can stay on
William Barnes
you're not wrong
Owen Richardson
>tfw when if this guy ever wanted, he could troll the entire board within minutes, depending on his typing skills.
And the punchline is that it would probably improve the content of this board.
Dominic Brown
Armond is a good critic, even if you disagree with him.
People being ass ravaged by his articles tells you how hopeless this board is when it comes to thinking outside the box.
Alexander Hernandez
Nobody actually takes him seriously, right?
Lincoln Lopez
Tell Amy to polish your shill script, Pajeet.
Robert White
>Case in point: Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
Holy fuck
Nolan Price
That's a pretty old name for armond you sperg. It's a compliment, not an insult. We don't take kindly to niggers around here
Jace Edwards
Armond never lied to me
Hunter Cook
kill ys, pleb
Luke Davis
>this MCU reboot of Spider-Man produced by Amy Pascal is bad This sentence is redundant in 3 different ways
Josiah Morgan
All of Hollywood and leftist media is a reflexive sperging out in response to Trump.
Just fucking wait for Star Wars 8. It's going to be a Trump Festival.
Kayden Watson
Don't give filthy neocon sites like the National Review views, archive that shit next time
Jacob Richardson
Why? They hurt your feelings? :(
David Cruz
t. buttblasted commie
Kevin Peterson
Works for me. Hollywood can have their pretend victories while we win elections.
Blake Thompson
>kys yourself kill kys
Caleb White
>Celebration of the dismal Wonder Woman amounts to a consolation prize for Hillary Clinton’s election defeat.
Definitely /ourguy/.
Joshua Hernandez
That King Arthur and Guy Ritchie admit to class differences that obama-era american films either refuse to admit to or break into strictly us v them