>USA
>Called "Amerifats" and generally stereotyped to be lazy and unfit.
>Currently above China, who's team is beat into submission to win by their commie leader, Jinping.
>Currently above Australia, who's team has to run from fucking mutant animals who are trying to kill them 24/7 and they eat literal fucking beer poop scraped off the sides of barrels.
What does Sup Forums have to say about "Amerifats" currently demolishing the Olympics?
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Well 70% of Americans are overweight, 30% of them are obese
Chances are 80% of americans in Sup Forums are fat
>Lets import all the best athletes from all around the world
>Haha we did it! America #1! Deport all niggers and mexicans!
>70% overweight
>30% obese
>implying there are absolutely 0 average weight Americans.
Keep b8ing
You go to the Olympics for the country you were born in, idiot.
>send the most competitors of any nation
>surprised when somehow you end up with a lot of medals
USA usa usa
>a
>fucking
>leaf
Maybe if there was an event for "Record Time Ejaculation to Dog Pornography", you chodes would get a gold.
triggered leaf detected.
Don't worry, it'll be time for winter olympics soon enough.
You can get citizenship and and compete for that country. The USA marathoners did it. Pretty rare though.
>send nearly as many as the US
>still cant get over 10 medals
Sorry aussie, but sending 430 some shitty athletes wont get you anywhere.
I detect salt from the placers.
>send
You mean have the most athletes that qualify. You actually have to be invited to the olympics.
>4% of the population wins olympics
>WE WUZ HEALTHY TOO! WE AINT FAT!
considering the fact that this website is comprised entirely of obese, edgy manchildren (this includes me), I don't think this is the best place to ask this question
Are you dense ?
70% of Americans are overweight
30% (OF WHICH) are obese
You just proved Americans are also stupid, holy shit
Population and money my friend. Hungary is actually doing the best at the moment when factoring in these handicaps.
>leaf
Sorry mate, this isn't the winter olympics.
Like I said, only chance for you cucks to get a gold is if there's a animal porno fap event.
If this shit were done per-capita Australia would mop the fucking floor with you faggots.
23 million population and we're coming third.
>french
You have two colors on that flag that don't belong, mate
How's that fag who broke his leg on a literal cushion?
>American education
You always do, the very few normal weight people in America get headhunted to be athletes, those American competitors are literally the only non obese citizens in America.
why dont u send more m8
It's a winning strategy. Rest of the world BTFO.
>americunts and chinks JUST ahead of a country with less than 10 times their population
You can't make this shit up!
Because we're talking about your actual citizens,not the people groomed from childhood to become athletes who undergo immense training.
It's funny imagining some half a ton,scooter using burger be proud that Americans win medals,as if he can even lift himself from the seat.
USA#1
USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1 USA#1
It's ok man, you can lose weight if you really want to, do not sink into depression
>mfw this entire thread was to gloat and b8
Look at all the people taking it
You have 420 some people qualified for the Olympics compared to 554 in the USA and have less than half our metals. Nearing three times less actually.
>19 to 7
>JUST ahead
the only thing that's JUST is your shit getting fucked up
China will beat the USA
>get american education'd
>h-ha s-surrender amirite?
i wish americans would just get banned from Sup Forums
>bronzes and silvers matter
JUST
Top fuck
How did Jinping let you get access to freedom of speech, Commie?
>this is exactly what I'm talking about
We have more medals per capita.
Nice try Americuck.
Why?
We invented the first rice cooker in 1945.
You chinks couldn't handle it, whined about the radiation.
Only thing that matters is gold, in which case we are just ahead. It skews it when Americans are winning multiple medals in the same event, not that other countries don't either, but it makes more sense to look at gold strictly.
China gettin BTFO for reals
USA!
USA!
USA!
>ITT: Europoors and Australians salty af, fambalam
>be burger
>take credit for what sweaty niggers did
>brag about it
Never change you filthy animals
>7 to 19
Keep dreaming about 1st, Australifuck.
Per-capita doesn't mean shit, if you didn't notice.
>people continuing to take the b8
> implying you're better then us
>filthy animals
>leaf
>literally can go suck a dog cock legally
So black people are a good thing in this context?
Per capita statistics only make sense in relation to averaged metrics. When you're talking highest/lowest, they're usually directly compared. Unless statistics is backwards there too?
>1st place
yeah 99% of you sit on your arse all day eatting burgers being fat shits. then when the 1% go out and win you sit there sperging about how great you are. pull your head out of your arse
Of course we are rice dick
They're not robbing stores and they're using their popo-fleeing speeds to gain us medals.
If that qualifies as "good".
>a fraction of a fraction of a percent are representative of a whole country
Come on OP don't be a retard.
>Impriying
Ftfy
I think they'd do better if they let Phelps do more events. That kid is a cyborg with alien retard strength.
Its only because you have all those athletic, strong, Blacks on your teams, without them your 4th at best.
China's deserves to be no1 because they only use Han Chinese.
>“China? Pfft. Over a billion people, only five gold medals so far. Pathetic.” one Australian fan told the Backburner.
>“And last time I checked America were sitting at 7 silver and 7 bronze. Those are what we call here in Australia ‘participation medals.”
Absolutely savage
>eating literal fucking beer poop scraped off the sides of barrels
Keep crying
This thread is entirely b8 and you dumb faggots keep responding it's only making me laugh at how retarded you guys are.
Australia is fucking amazing.
>this much damage control to justify your (((victories)))
T H I S
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that offensive i have a mental retardation, it was never my choice to be born retarded
I would day that too when my country is losing in golds, has no silvers and nearly no bronze. Good thing you sent over 400 shitbags.
If 3rd counts as amazing, sure.
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Don't worry, team refugee can make up for Canada's performance so far! Even Justin agrees!
non issue, ignore
>'clever' b8 post
>laughs at 'retards' who fall for it
Really doesn't say much for you desu.
>continue taking b8
The dutch would rape the americans all over.
You just have a 20 times as big pool of people to pick from.
>ITT: Raging Europoors and Australifucks
/thread
You're just jealous because we have so many strong, black bucks and you just have abos
America is better at everything including simply existing.
Our athletes, military, technology, medicine and culture utterly dominate. The world has no prayer of keeping up.
Even our niggers are superior to Australia's.
Europeans are dying out so they are looking for other people to blame rather than try to fix things themselves.
hey an abo won a gold medal
en.wikipedia.org
think about that, this sub human won a gold medal and you just sit in you mums basement stuffing your face with burgers.
Aussies BTFO how can they ever compete?
USA number 1
Me love u long time
Weve been mopping the floor with other countries at the Olympics for over a hundred years no one even comes close. We are the most athletically gifted country to ever grace this earth.
at least i'm not an abbo tho
I am glad that some of your fellow countrymen made you feel better about yourself. There is so much insecurity in this world. And now you feel fitter and healthier and most importantly happier. Good for you little man, keep it up!
> American culture
>Europoors and Australifucks BTFO
There is no hope of recovery.
/thread
/thread
you got me Trumped there
>An abo won a gold medal
Have you? Now you have to give them equal rights and respect.
Why are we so awesome bros, how can anyone compete?
>ching chong ding dong
dude I posted before i am mentally retarded how do you except me to win a gold medal
feels good being the greatest country to ever grace this planet.
I don't even know why other countries of the world even bothering existence when they'll always be second rate losers
Why are you comparing peak individuals to the average person? An olympian is not a normal person. And the US is statistically the fattest out of the three.
Clearly Americans are sending in snackbars to sabotage our pure white athletes
80% of French will be run over by a truck. 100% of French of Sup Forums will cheer "ALOHA SNACKBAR"
implying your not just some weab english teacher or marine stationed in japan.
They could apply to become states. We would reject them of course but it would be the right thing for them to do.
Sure it is good to be happy about your athletes winning. But the degeneracy that is the way you think it's anything more than a victory just for the athlethe and the people directly involved in his or her training is pretty stupid. Their win does not somehow equal the whole nation being superior to others in sport. Dense fuckers
American gold medals can be weighted with nigger sweat
>"hey judges, give us gold medals or we invade and destroy your country"
Giving a shit about the Olympics is retarded. Honestly anything event where scores are based on judges should never count. Their will always be bias, corruption, and threats.
Stuff like swimming, races, etc are legit.
Special Olympics
>usa 350 millions 5 gold medals
>China 1500 millions 5 gold medals
>Australia Master Race 17 millions 4 gold medals
When Trump is elected we'll be twice as great
No, it's only for citizenship. Some countries grant citizenshit to people just to let them compete in olympic games.
>17mil
what time are you from 1980?
Lol wgaf about per capita? We don't even send our best athletes to the Olympics. Our best athletes play football and baseball.
Stay mad that the #1 big swinging dick is the USA and we will always dominate
>AMERICAN EDUCATION