You walk into your bedroom

>You walk into your bedroom
>See this
What would you do Sup Forums?

>pull out gun
>make America great

I don't even want to have actual sex with someone that old, I would most likely just kiss and finger her a bit. Not even finger, just rub her little clit while licking her neck and making out with her.

That would do it for me, maybe 69. But no penetration under any circumstances. I'm not even kidding, I would not fuck.

Ask her if she would help me fill out my absentee ballot

*Unsheathes katana*

I'm gonna make her feel great again.

Tear off her human mask.

fpbp

You would probably still get an STD.

Bring my own boobies there

remove my eyes

turn 360° and walk away.

I'd shoot myself in the back of the head multiple times.

Make a sex tape with a lot of fetishes with her
Release into public
Have bad dreams and can't sleep anymore
Be killed by FBI or something

I would shove my tendies up her ass and lick them out again with my tongue.

Turn 360 and walk away

Smash my way into the Elite and put my middle finger up to the normies.

mozambique drill

>you fuck her you're going to die
>you don't fuck her you're going to die

I might as well pump that ass full of cum before I go to the gym and have an accident

Destroy dat grannypuss

I don't get it. Why do you not want to fuck a GILF?

i came, i saw and she died.

>Throw her down on bed.
>Shove dick into vagoo.
>Rapidly turn a flashlight on and off in her eyes.
>Wait for her to have a seizure.
>Hang on for the ride of my life.

I'd help her with setting up a new email, share stories and point out the consequences of US foreign policy.

I might even leave my resume and be off.

People are just people. I judge from their actions not their enactment of orders.

Go balls deep, and finish with a huge facial

>go next to her
>whisper in her ear "billy boy hurt you, didn't he? well, Today is the day you get back at him"
>wild sex ensues
>little does she know, when you're in my room, you're being filmed
>release sex tape
>shout statuary rape (i'm mentally ill so I might get a free rape card)
>biggest scandal ensues
>she cannot run anymore
>I made america great again

I would probably end up 'suicided" but it would be worth it.

>turn 360 degrees
>go straight to Hillary

10/10

Ask her for a blowjob.

Tell her, "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."

he said turn 360 and walk AWAY

Choke her to death with my cock

Take a video and send it out on Twitter to news agencies.

Fuck her anal and rapidly age like Bill Clinton

>smash ass

Holy shit

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I just wish 99% of all Japanese posts weren't Marines stationed over there and were actual Japs.

I'm going to start unironically referring to all Japanese posters and Numbers and start referring to that place as Area 11. You guys keep ruining it.

I was just pretending to be retarded

Barf.

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>Ask her to get dressed
>Sit down beside her on the bed
>Talk to her all night about her policy, her life, her feelings
>Ask about Chelsea's father
>Ask about Bill's HIV
>Ask her, if she is a bisexual
>Hug her

I'd like to fuck her

Underrated.
FPBP
Guaranteed
I like you

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This is a GILF. That's just a demolition site

I rather become gay, thanks.

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>Violently hate fuck
>Murder
And not necessarily in that order

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> Fuck Hillary in ways that would get banned in mainstream porn as too disgusting.
> Don't tell her about the cam
> Send the pics to Wikileaks
> Trump wins

Punch her right in the mouth, knock her out, fuck her, and then drop her off in the bad part of Detroit.

Turn 360° and walk away

I would offer that fine looking woman to have coitus with me, like any other non homosexual male or homosexual female.

pretty good.

Kill her with my assault spoon for trespassing.

CLOT MY BRAIN IN TWO PLACES
THIS IS MY LAST SEIZURE
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
CHOKING ON MY OWN TONGUE ON LIVE TV

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>stare at her without blinking for 15 seconds
>take off all my clothes appart from my fedora
>stare at her for another 15 seconds
>dib and say "M'lady".

I'm not American.

>Start off by playing " I'm Proud To Be An American" by Lee Greenwood
> Caress her face. Thank my lucky stars.
> "You don't have to be afraid, darling." I say softly
> "B-but, what about Bill. He's my husba-"
>I lovingly put my finger to her lips and shoosh her
> "Hilary, he can't love you like I can. He can't make love to you like I can"
>FaucetsOn.jpg
>Start exchanging kisses as I lay her down on the bed
>Getting hot and steamy
>"Hilary, would you like to roleplay?" I ask
>I've. I've never done such a thing but..I'm willing to try. But only for you.
>"Close your eyes, my sweet" I say
>"Talk dirty to me, user! Make me feel good"
>I think swiftly of what to say
> "Hilary, I want to explore every inch of your sacred body but first..."
>"I put on my matching shirt and MAGA hat"

BLOOD NINJA CYBER

ANCIENTFAG CONFIRMED

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secure my emails immediately

Still, I bet you aren't Japanese.

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Castle Doctrine.