This is the world we live in now

This is the world we live in now

theguardian.com/technology/2016/aug/09/internet-kidnapping-conspiracy-marina-joyce-youtube

tl;dr:
>vlogger uploads video
>followers think she has been kidnapped and is sending secret messages so people will save her.
>she tweets to meet her in public place
>followers think it is a trap and ISIS are involved
>the police call to her house
>news reporter call to her house
>the police tweet that she is ok
>she does a live stream to prove she is ok
>retards still think she is kidnapped
>finally they believe she is ok
>but now they think she set it all up and they hate her

wew lad. these people have one vote just like you

Reminder that this rumor was started by /x/ in a failed attempt to use meme magic.

She was an attention seeking bitch.

topkek

stacey btfo

she was droned. research vril and donald marshall if you want to know what happened.

Fuck off /x/.

>conspiracy

I barely followed this whole scandal and even I know it was just a joke.

yeh yey ghahah ye saurue tuya didi dy yaasureeee ya didd lill guy ahha

I still wanna put my Mexican chorizo in that English muffin

This is from her Facebook, bitch is crazy and probably taking psychedelics, or just crazy:

Marina, The Goddess of Love
I wrote on my Twitter that I wanted to be a God like Buddha and that I want people to call me Goddess Marina from now on
There is a special particular reason behind this
I found a couple secrets about the After Life and I know that I can still contact humans during the afterlife and I want to become this because I want to one day Create a Temple and a Shrine where I am known as God of the Shrine because I would like to spend my time there with people drawing art, doing meditation, understanding people, helping them with their problems, finding them extreme spiritual help and guidance, bringing them closer to Spiritual After-life Gods which can help them to produce magic to do incredible things, so that you're guaranteed a safe spot in the after-life and you're promised spiritual protection moreso than being a religious person, sacred symbols to represent this, chanting and many fun activities for lots of people to join in on! Crystal healing too, and strong connection with energies, how to fix spiritual danger and to create the most Holy Sacred place on earth due to my magical spiritual connection with spirits :')
This Temple will be build in Peru, I am thinking Machu Pichu but im not too sure where to build my temple
Could everyone leave comments telling me, explaining to me how exactly I would build this temple, how much money I would need, how I can get someone to sculpt a statue for me and paint it, I want a statue representing the Divine Love and Spiritual Guidance
Also, proving to others that these spirits exist will be easy with my retreat! It will be a Kundalini Yoga Meditation retreat too so you will have a strong energetic force flowing through your body and you will become one and peace with nature

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I want it to be an eco-friendly temple and also i want geometrical patterned pillars and paintings painted throughout the walls of the whole temple so it will be an incredible sight to see
The reason I call myself a "God" is because i believe everyone is a God but particularly my work as a God would be to enlighten and help other people and to call myself one now would be for later in the afterlife so when i pass away, I can spiritually contact all the people and appear to those with magic who'm I choose to speak to
The Power of God is to help other people, and this is my will to help others on Earth and then we can create a community of higher intellectual beings who can change the world with a click of a finger, to save the world, to save poverty, to save animals from being slaughtered, to save the world from any problems that may occur or are occurring
This is my will forever so I can be alive on Earth forever
So could you please write requests on how to help me build a Shrine Temple Retreat in Peru
If you would like, you could even help me build the Temple in Peru if you're willing to earn money to invest in building a temple with me and you'd gain money from the retreat after it is built

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Can these fuckers even get anything right? pol memed Trump to the presidency and awoken an ancient eyptian god.

Do you really expect any better from people that worship YouTube celebrities? They are the new plebs, the same people that worship actors in Hollywood. They all need to be culled.

its fucking weird

there is some german guy who does nothing but making stupid commentation while playing minecraft (I'm not kidding)
and then 3 years ago or so, it was rumoured that he's going to some mall

all of a sudden there had to be a massive police security thing because the mall was so full of 16-20 year old girls who all wanted to meet him

the guy is even ugly as fuck and not funny

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>failed
she became a celeb ffs

/x/roach detected

Your meme magic is weak

No it was /r9k/ and not for meme magick

>autismus maximus
and it will only get worse. look at this entire board for the future to come.
but the attention whore is still an attention whore

yeah come back to me when you watch the slenderman movie

She needs to see a mental health professional.

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To be fair, they all thought it was the beginning of a delicious new ARG.