You wake up in the city of Rome in the year 117. What do?
You wake up in the city of Rome in the year 117. What do?
shitpost on walls
take a shit in the forum
become a doctor and help them grow better crops.
also this
Create and army to destroy Rome and establish my Semitic empire.
>go to forum to pick up puellae
>see a IX/X puella
>ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue
>go up to her
>"Hey girl are you Parthian?
>"No"
>"Because you shot an arrow into my heart"
>looks at me like Marius would look at Sulla
>"My Pater Familiae died in that battle"
>My face goes redder than the theater of Pompey on the ides of March
>She walks away
>Go home and fuck my girl slave(male)
>I miss Cato
1. Go to a brothel
2. Get drunk
3. Get laid
Impress the people with my height and calculus knowledge and a couple of basic Latin sentences that show I know something of them but still have to learn, gain a position at Hadrian's personal entourage to teach him all sorts of stuff, marry a qt Roman puella, retire from my official duties and open up a cheeseburger shop and sell cheeseburgers to all the Roman people
buy bitcoin
rape a bunch of girls then kill myself
No thanks this city is a shithole and was already a shithole even during the Empire.
Basically a King's Landing 1.0
be the village rapist in Moldova before it was cool
I'm actually very interested in Roman Britain so I'd go there.
Interesting fact: at least two gallo-romance languages developed in postroman Britain before anglosaxon invasion and a good part of latinisms in english are from that times and not only from french
>sneeze
>create proto-black death of europe
I'd organize an expedition to s.s.Africa to genocide all the niggers (they were something as 5 million people at that time) for a better future world.
kek
this
Genius
Rape with impunity
>faggot empire
KILL FAGGOT!
Travel to Lusitânia to see my forefathers.
Hatch a long-term scheme to bring about the downfall of Europe from within after hearing the news from the Eastern Front.
lol
>downfall of roman empire from inside it
That's what you basically did
Cool.
That's the point.
Invent gunpowder, get rich, fuck 12 year old girls.
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12 was fair game back in the day. Hell, still is in some parts of the world.
georgia never was part of rome.never.
it was client state of the byzantines