The Great X-Men Storytime of Pain - Matt Fraction's X-Men (Part 2)

The LAAAAAAAAAAAAAND train continues!

PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN:

fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

man Fraction was trying

IS THAT SPIRAL ?

Remember when that one user posted all the porn stills Land traced?
That was pretty funny

But first, a very necessary recap since we skipped some issues.

same question, Spiral is cool but never in anything

What issue does the Utopia stuff start happening?

Whoops

Oh, we won't read that since Dodson is on art. What should we read next I wonder? Schism? The Twelve? Austen?

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>these fucking smiles

Hm?

>He can transform himself into the... inhuman killing machine
>Inhuman-killing machine
IvX confirmed

Wait, that was supposed to go in the previous page. Fug

>Austen
But Juggy and Sqidboy were legitimately good

Oh god please no

Literally the only bearable part of that run.

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>Fraction in charge of writing smart people
Oh boy.

Are they both named Akio? Wut

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>that foreshortening
oof

Y'know Betsy, you look oddly... comfortable for the situation you're currently in.

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You didn't like hussy Northstar?

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I didnt read dogfucker uncanny x-force but did Betsy accept Spiral apology for everything she did to her ?

Yeah remember when he fucked Anole in the ass

Eh.

>dogfucker uncanny x-force
Ooh, that's a good one we could read.

I'm 95% sure "Yuriko" is a woman's name.

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Schism while frustrating isn't like SoP bad. Your spoiler tho.

i'm sure there are plenty of Wolverine minis and Lobdell did X-runs

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I'm getting flashbacks to Hickman's Illuminati

I have a lot of Wolvie minis but I haven't read most of them, I'm sadly very unread on that particular character, so I don't know which ones are SoP worthy. I may have a looksie if I have time though.

What kid is he talking about?

The Cuckoos must be Land's favorite characters to "draw".

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I bet you make fun of Trump's tiny hands too, shitlord

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right, or multiple man?

Someone should do the Tieri/Ennis Punisher/Wolverine fight. ROUTE SNIKTY SNKIT

I love how both Betsys (Betsies?) look white. Also, no hips, natch.

I do, but that's neither here nor there.

That the one with the "lol ur gay tho", right?

SPIRAL? Count me in!

Oh look, it's my favorite X-Man, Tron Man.
Just kidding, I know that's Gentle

Whose idea was it to put Frost in charge? I can't see that ending well for anyone.

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>it's that one panel

Stop smiling so goddamn much, you creepos.

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>all this fucking copypasting

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>I'm just gonna pop my claws for no reason. You OK with that, bub?

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ALL THIS PORN TRACING

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Hope/.

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Psylocke with the helmet and machine gloves looks cool.

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Stop making people smile, Land. It's fucking creepy.

That's a big guitar

Well, this is kind of uncomfortable.

For you

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Does anyone know what Land traces from when he has to draw children?

>Banez
hmmmm

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Stock images from some stock photos site, hopefully.

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>that Nightcrawler panel
What the hell is going on with Kurt's body there

Wait what?

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I love how Deathstrike's claws are just sort of phasing through Logan's body, leaving no wounds whatsoever.

He can heal

the >shuck from the previous page looks like it was nightcrawler being stabbed, so the first panel with him in that page is him...dealing with that?

OK, that is a straight up tumor on Wolvie's arm. Also, that "fighting" pose between Emma and Maddy makes no sense whatsoever.

Consider all of the women land traces are from porn why do none of them have hips or asses?

That fast though?

I know, but his body looks so tiny compared to his hand and head.

I honestly don't know.

So why is this chick evil again?
Is she still mad about the netorare by the person she was cloned from?

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Those are some Liefeldian proportions on Wolverine.

>Kwannon
Even in romaji, which would be Kuannon, there's no fucking way that's a Japanese name.

>hopefully
jej

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I feel like I'm reading a goddamn erotic comic right now.

How the fuck does that punch even work

Superman taught me to expect the best from humanity, dammit!

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Dammit Land, does every female have to look like a plastic mold of Pamela Anderson?

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Sudoku

This whole thing is such a clusterfuck.

Getting real tired of this swirly effect bullshit.