alan in bed edition
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i dont want to live anymore
far too early
please get a girlfriend and leave /brit/ forever
fucking hell this one isnt even edited
the toiler's curse
chemicals_spain
Hiding in my car boot lol
Should have brought a pillow
need thread avenger to come back and put passmong in his place
Why can't we just have a sticky thread? Please I can't stand these runts making new threads earlier and earlier
any klinefelters man in?
when do we get the new jannies lads?
oh and where are you from?
the former yugoslav republic of macedonia
oh
fascist lies
never tried it
Everything I try goes wrong fuck fuck fuck what is the point
Ah yes, early threads
err... why?
once the higher-ups have sorted out their handsome salaries
the tankie denial
>enroll in 100-level writing class to satisfy English prerequisite
>at the end of every class the prof assigns a writing journal that's due at the start of next class
>instead of grading them based on completion like literally every other prof teaching a 100-level course would do, she nitpicks the shit out of every minute detail and grades every assignment as though it were a term paper
just one more semester of putting up with horseshit like this and I'll be finished with academia for good
We suffer and succeed as one.
(All the poor should surrender what money they have)
>not posting the full and terrifying symptoms
Literally have every single one
have you ever asked yourself in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day
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>UHHHH CORBYN WILL DESTROY THE UK IF HE WINS!!!!
no he wouldn't you utterly delusional and retarded paranoid schizophrenic
Keepin' the Conservatores in, and Corbyn out.
got about half of these ooerr haha
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy? I asked on /fr/ but they called me a newfag and told me to fuck off.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
imagine this right
being so self depreciating that you joke yourself into thinking that being a custodian (unpaid) for a tunisian glassblowing forum is unironically a better use of time than toiling
what a madman the lad that would think that haha
Dunno lol was drunk
Kinda comfy except for the lack of space and bedsheets
Typhlosion
Espeon
Piloswine
Lanturn
Miltank
Sudowoodo
tbqh lads
you were drunk so you hid in your carboot?
hes some manlet from a shithole that went to thailand to have sex with children
go ask in mena
>Espeon
good taste
>legacy captcha is no longer supported
*closes tab*
alan the algerian or Nassim DeHouche
he's a french algerian and computer science academic at Mahidol college in Bangkok
regularly comes to brit to extol the virtues of being a jetsetting playboy
Yes he would you liberal parasite, he wants to take second and third homes off the wealthy, my family have worked to hard over the generations to be brought down to the level of the working class.
I want to suck a fart out of Emma Watson's anus.
THE EU IS BAD
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
Is Alan is the Christian XXX of /brit/?
>he wants to take second and third homes off the wealthy
what the fuck i love corbyn now
the goebbellsian myth
нoвый пидope, yбиpáйcя.
tarquin is mad he wont get a free ride through life
have decided to write a short story about the first sentient ideas
got lots of good ideas for allegories and metaphors. Eg: the thing takes 5 days to compile, just like how God didn't make life until the 5th day, and the actual process of its bootup cycle i tried to make as birthlike as possible, theres an umbilical-cord wire he pulls apart at the beginning to begin the process, that kinda thing
>He uncoiled the wire and fumbled for a matching one tangled on an overhead shelf before plugging one into the other.
>The green LED on the drive lit up first, and a soft whirring noise began. His personal computer flashed into life, hex dumps splattering over the screen and reams of numbers screaming past while the Power-On Self-Test cycle ran on the virgin BIOS. The screen went dark but the whirring of the brick only increased to a feverish pitch as the drive scrambled to find a non-volatile storage device before spilling into the computer's memory and chainloading its essential systems.
>The screen flashed white once, painfully brightly, before reverting to the off-black tone of a waiting terminal while the computer itself gurgled as the watercooling system struggled to handle the load and the speakers crackled and wailed with noise.
why's she got a bandage on her tit
Yeah lol
literally wouldn't happen
just watched the cathy newman JP """"""debate""""""
EXTREMELY grim
Lads
reminder: this is an Emma Roberts general
biting the bullet and buying a pass lads
chechnya is the marmite of republics
Are the memes about South Africa being mad max literally true?
watching your wife get spitroasted by somali refugees is the new punk rock
Do I have depression because I’m an alcoholic or am i an alcoholic because I’m depressed
Either way I’m getting drunk now
went to school with someone with the same name as her
was a fat cunt though
lol
signed up to reddit when the chon was fucked last night lads. really trying with it but the format is horrible. feel like it will be better for me to post there than here but it's hard work. will persevere and hope it all falls into place.
alri?
>Labour government
why yes i do want John McDonnell in charge of the budget and Diane Abbott in charge of immigration and Emily Thornberry in charge of diplomacy
>Verification not required for you next post.
comfy af
wow imagine that people wont be able to drive up house prices in other peoples towns with empty houses
sounds horrendous
I’m not getting a free ride my I work had at my dads property firm and will inherit it one day.
but how did a literal computer scientist manage to get doxxed
Hey, that's our sandnigger, not yours
mine keep failing even though its right
think im being hacked by mi5
No. It's pretty chill here 2bqh.
stop being a nonce
Only lasts for about 3 minutes
fuck sake dave, do you ever stop spouting shite
Go to the job centre to collect your pittance pleb.
i went to school with a fatty called emma aswell
she was nice though
how much did you donate to charity last year?
how much did you donate to charity last year?
QUICK POST SOMETHING
chechnya
thoughts?
wanking off to interracial cuckold porn is the new punk rock
dont forget he has a book
I love questions about ganja init
that's because you live in a middle class white gated community
would love to see emma roberts bumhole, i bet it's lovely and pink
I seem to remember him actually being in Algeria when he first started posting but then appeared in Thailand one day and said he was on holiday or some other shite? Suppose that was a lie then
Don’t care anyway I’ve had the runt filtered for months and months
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Do the niggers kill white people on sight?
He tried to get are Ash, but refused his stalkery advances.
>cathy newman
that in itself should be 'nuff indication.
bonus question is how much disposable income did I have last year
answer is none btw
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>French defensive victory
lmao, why do italians suck at war so much
In the boot lol
just copped this
all i had to do was kiss her haha
none
how did a literal cs academic and writer get doxxed
Should've learnt by now that my body will always compensate for all nighters
Laid in bed for 13 hours today. Feel like pure shit.
where's the /brit/ equivalent on reddit lads?
Any NTAs man in
whatever i said whatever i did i didn't mean it, i just want the you back for good
(me singing to the captcha haha)
ah yes a /brit/ poster definitely has the disposable income to donate to charity
>are Ash
are you jewish?