/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Pearl Is Gonna Smack a Gem Edition

BEST GEM POLL: strawpoll.me/10804761

>Too Short to Ride (other episodes in folder links below)
mega.nz/#!3w0UhRYL!MCULJYEjxtcq1aNEm5yfaGJTb0fGpiOLhgSBI7848rY

>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LINKS TO SPOILERS BEGIN HERE]

>Public clips from CN
youtube.com/watch?v=ZKyt4JeMmuY
youtube.com/watch?v=lwHFJbB-Exc
youtube.com/watch?v=FPr58uGFcZ8
youtube.com/watch?v=fKwMqR6oP-8

>2-min clips and screenshots from CN’s server
youtube.com/channel/UCzj0JkM9InYk-NbsEc-kASw/videos
wuskydingo.tumblr.com/archive

>Steven’s Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
youtube.com/watch?v=3CpKsFdAY5w
youtube.com/watch?v=9O9mnVtBaxE
>SDCC hosting Steven Universe panel on July 22
sdccblog.com/2016/07/cartoon-network-returns-to-san-diego-comic-con-2016/

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>Crewniverse Tumblr
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>Archived threads
desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=gGBRHUSxCio
youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8
youtu.be/gNqQL-1gZF8?t=212
dailymotion.com/video/x4lds5r
youtube.com/watch?v=_2v16j4LQtE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

One last reminder.
If only I could have done the storytime on Sup Forums...

FROM THE MOMENT THE MEAT HITS THE FLAME

Quick, you just asked a spoiler filled question and Ian is sprinting towards you like a mad bear.
What do you do?

First for Amethyst

Reminder Pearl will rap on the show before Nicki Minaj.

Pull out the gun.

I've surveyed the world wide web. General consensus is that the NEW SONG is to be sung by Lapis.

I'm getting by hopes up when I shouldn't

He's immune to bullets ever since the Guacola incident, you clod.

>What do you do?
Give him food.

Ian is obviously Grizz in a mansuit and Grizz is easily distracted by food.

Ask about Lakewood Plaza Turbo.
He'll be sent running the other direction.

So /sug/

Sloths or Koalas?

Koalas are disgusting little shits, sloth master race

whats that picture?

I know you stupid fuck

I would use it to shoot myself, it would be less painful than getting killed by Ian

Stream movil link?

But sloths eat poop

If you remember who I am you can ask me for something.

Koalas
But most of them have Chlamydia, which sucks

yeah sloths seem much more chill and much less disgusting

Pull out the harddrive containing all the OK KO episodes ready to be uploaded to CN's servers.

Are you a jew

So do Koalas

Sloths

Koalas sound funnier though

youtube.com/watch?v=gGBRHUSxCio

Is anyone actually shocked that Rebecca is bi?

It's too late for him to slow down. He simply consider running over you will also address the second question.

Koalas are literally braindead.
Sloths are just slow.

Go team Sloth!

...

I'm quite sure that's koalas too

can't digest their aucalypto leaves properly as infants so they lick their mom's poop

I hate them both. Both are ugly and frankly kind of disgusting. Especially a koala's beady little eyes. But if I had to choose, sloths.

Who cares

Leaker user

How does Lapis knock Jasper into the sea? Be specific

No, 800% of what she draws is lovingly rendered sketches of female bodies

Slightly.
Just slightly.

Koalas eat poop since they are born.

Is the general consensus that this song is meant for Lapis?

I would love her to finally sing, but the lyrics and the way Rebecca sang make me think of Sapphire.

...

I was a bit disappointed by the lack of eurobeat in the drift episode.

in case you felt the same way.

she came out? cool

Not one bit.
Not even a little.

Sloths. They're excellent swimmers and have no relation to murderous drop bears.

Hell no, what straight person creates a character as gay as Jasper?

...

So what is tonights episode about?

Not posting best video about Koalas:
youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8

To be fair, straight women are capable of doing that.
The character designer for Bayonetta is one example.

Jasper isn't even one of the most gay characters in the show

I think of a fusion when I see the lyrics as well. It might be a Garnet song.

Yes but I don't think that was known.
Incorrect. She doesn't so much as push Jasper into the sea as push the sea onto Jasper.

I would love if it was Lapis singing to Jasper after some sort of redemption, but it's likely that it's Ruby/Sapphire singing to the other half

Did Ian really make a kid cry?

A straight person with muscle fetish?

Was she ever in though?

I knew it, I'm surrounded by jews.

Espisode link?

youtu.be/gNqQL-1gZF8?t=212

Yes because he is a shitlord who also almost let Rebecca commit suicide., heartless bastard

Steven gets pissed.
Races as Stevonnie.
Decided Kevin is 't worth it.
Pretty bland if you ask me.

He roasted him good

wait what

Not in the slightest... But good for her

yeah he just starting beating the kid to a pulp and no one thought to intervene

He came off a little to mean when he told the kid no spoiler questions. You can tell that he regretted it instantly though.

Absolutely sloths without a doubt.

Sloths are simple creatures of peace, the ideal we should all aspire to. Evolution has blessed them. As long as they live on the trees they need not fear predators and need not fight against anyone.

If I saw a sloth up close I would probably react like Kristen Bell.

>Ian will follow that kid and then rape him
>he will most likely get away with it
Goddamn Ian, you sick fuck

That honor goes to Garnet, she's literally the embodiment of the relationship of two lesbians

THAT'S HOW I KNOW IT'S CHAD TO BLAME

AND THESE DANK MEMES, WILL CARRY ME STRAIGHT THROUGH THE NIGHT

>Sugar is bi
Why is this a big deal exactly?

why the fuck does steven care so fucking much about some random metrosexual douche he met at a gay bar one time

lars shits on him constantly but he still loves the cunt, peridot and lapis almost killed his entire family

but no, he HATES this one faggot with the scarf

hey writers could you please not use the show as a vehicle to express how much you hate catcalling, especially when you have to completely distort the main character's personality to do it?

Because she was "forced" to say it.

There isn't

And yet you still talk about it

So you're just part of the problem

And so am I for replying

Did Ian really get shot at a zoo for making a kid cry?

dailymotion.com/video/x4lds5r

>it's illegal to drive if you're a kid

Pretty sure it's also illegal to drive without a license.

Also where the hell did Connie learn to drive?

Give Zuke the dick as punishment

by who

and why

and where

also what ?

The big question anons.
Which crystal gem could be a next victim of murdercock? Pearl or Amethyst?

Yeah

Serves him right

Fucking gorilla

Bite the capsule and laugh as the cyanide kicks in.

It's not. She was OBVIOUSLY at least bisexual

Apparently it's Steven who has the skills.

>not pulling out the gun and shooting yourself

>peridot is winning the poll
Good.

goddamnit zuke

I'm fine with you doing whatever you want with peridot cause she's a meme to begin with but at least pay attention to what's going on with the main fucking character of the fucking show

He felt offended, and the experience was really bad due to Connie's social anxiety

Garnet

Well he did drive stick in Lars and the cool kids

By some fag.

He asked why she adds LGBT stuff in her show.

At SDCC.

Sugar's bi.

When will YD rape Steven

in the 2010 song "monster", nicki rapped the line "50k for a verse, no album out". in early 2014 (i'm guessing around the time her voicing sugilite would've been negotiated/recorded), she rapped "I just got 250 thousand dollars for a verse, nigga". since then, she released another album that became her most acclaimed and had a bunch of hits, so presumably her commission fee is even higher.

sugilite rapping is never happening unless the show gets a movie with a big budget, and even then they'd have to find a way to fit sugilite in without it feeling like they only did it to get a nicki verse.

let me have this

Greg no doubt taught Steven to drive at some point.

My dad taught me to drive when I was just ten. Had me sit on his lap and drive around a parking lot.

steven soon
WE

That's peanuts compared to other shit he's gone through tbqh.

I try to remember the basics of Ian CQC
youtube.com/watch?v=_2v16j4LQtE

holy shit, spoiler that shit man

HD stream's up (link in pic)

No

so when lars shits on him and sadie, he isn't offended

when people try to MURDER HIS FAMILY, he isn't offended

I mean if he had just tried to murder stevonnie with an axe, well that would have been no big deal, but being rude??? oh you better fucking believe it's on now

So? I mean, how was it worded? If it was just something simple like that, then what's the problem?

Or is this just Sup Forums's autism flaring up, again?

you know that's not how it works, right?