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clowns pocket edition

first for ben

gf hasn't messaged me all fucking day
maybe she's died

sophie

too much effort and paperwork abolishing the monarchy, you'd have to rearrange and reorder Parliament as well as change all our courts and laws. they make us good money through tourism and the land/property they lend to the government. keep the PM's power in check too. pointless getting rid of them now, at worst they're just celebrities. I'd understand if you were saying this a century or two ago. But now? no point lad.

...or maybe she's cheating on you...

or she's just busy???

who knows

hopefully

Going to cancel my casual-sex-date

Don't really have the stomach for anything other than a relationship now.

deanoooo deanoooo

The wife