/brit/

clowns pocket edition

first for ben

gf hasn't messaged me all fucking day
maybe she's died

sophie

too much effort and paperwork abolishing the monarchy, you'd have to rearrange and reorder Parliament as well as change all our courts and laws. they make us good money through tourism and the land/property they lend to the government. keep the PM's power in check too. pointless getting rid of them now, at worst they're just celebrities. I'd understand if you were saying this a century or two ago. But now? no point lad.

...or maybe she's cheating on you...

or she's just busy???

who knows

hopefully

Going to cancel my casual-sex-date

Don't really have the stomach for anything other than a relationship now.

deanoooo deanoooo

The wife

what happens here

good on you tim mate

united kingdom of great britain and ireland み鬱パ 畝煙れぎ

lots of rape

some weirdo wants to pay me £20 to piss on him
might do it

War, death, sorrow and suffering

i raise £20.05

Am I literally the only Aussie who ever posts about dating

elle fanning is the virgin fanning
prefer dakota, myself

had an early night last night

may consider doing it again

Are we overdue a war or some kind of awful outbreak?

ran disk cleanup and cleared 30gb of shite out damn

Anyone else watch Sun, Sea and Selling Houses on Channel 4? Makes me wonder what the fuck I'm doing here

Their pimps are willing to bay biggest price for advertizement to NEETies.

scared of being an athiest

wanking to a picture of the oneitis that i fucked things up with and her sister in which they're showing cleavage

a new low

ran arse cleanup and cleared .3lb of shite out damn

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Dobry wieczór

That Su Ann, eh?

elle fanning is 3 inches taller than me but i could beat her up

Britain is extremely grim if you're not at least upper middle class

Do
It
,
Lad
Do
It
,
Lad

the royals are just another vehicle for the cultural marxist agenda, we need to abolish them now before it gets out of hand and we have King Abdul Mohammed. Sounds crazy? So would Harry marrying a half black, catholic, former jewish divorcee a few years ago.

Are you male or female?
A night out with the lads gone too far.

If they grew up here they would get called the Fanny sisters

how the fuck do porn """"""""stars""""""""" have hundreds of thousands of followers on twitter? what kind of absolute runt would do that? is it all pajeets?

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Nah I've seen Coast vs Country a few times though

Last night I woke up... And I... I went into the bathroom to get some aspirin... And I happened to look in the mirror... and... I swear to God, I see something I can't describe. But it sure as hell is not my reflection.

I'm afraid it's much worse than that, goyfriend

Saw an advert for the Range Rover Velar in the cinema and almost had an orgasm

Why am I such a deano

Swear I am the most deano Brit on this site

Dobro veče

The sun shines on us all equally user.

is this what constitutes a joke down south?

Shut up

you're 5'4, lad?

you have your answer

I make 10 minute videos which takes about a week to produce that no one watches.

I'm in Scotland.

the class system would disappear if we all pretended we knew nothing about it

Reddit. How about posting something from this year?

Turtle posts about his weiner

Was at John Bercow’s house today lads. Got to meet him and the US Ambassador, good lads

tyb machine poster

might move to tenerife, thoughts?

doubt it. the working class's physical appearance would just give it away

haha YES deano

might move to israel

Post joke

Wait wait.
Do people of different classes look different in Britain?

no you spastic

link x

Ah'm en sco'lan

This mouth wash is too spicy.

they do everywhere

Britain has a small genepool

well you get really pretty council estate people and really ugly rich people

on the general rich people are more ugly, the only advantage they've got (and this is an overall generalisation) is that they are smarter because they have to make up for their fucked up looks

>5'8

Honey I Shrunk The Kids

eu4 is an impossible shitty game compared to ck2 or hoi3/4

e.g. trying to play teutonic order keep getting raped by everyone

they look, sound and even smell different

teneirfe is NOT deano sweetums xxx

White people be like

honestly cannot stand the whinging in here any more
you're like a fucking old people's home

Is this true?

aa! пpивiт icлaндцю.

Landies are way better

>you get really pretty council estate people
Wrong
and I can tell you that after living on council estates my entire life

Recommend me a PJW video to watch

do they have cuckold porn but with machines?

remember when ross kemp did that documentary in america about the far right and got labelled a neo nazi by some nigger haha lmao

Texted the ol' ex gf asking her how she was. Never texted back haha

haha deano mate always a laugh aren't you my son

>people keep leaving my team
>everyone goes to the same restaurant for their leaving meal

Frankly we go there so often I feel like we should get a corporate discount. I miss my old job, when people left we went out at night and got pissed instead.

too busy texting me xx

The Irish Virgin can't win the easy game haha

dont get it, is it aimed at germans?

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after being at private school and then going to uni and meeting more state school educated people i realised that on average private school pupils are quite a bit taller

I could see people getting their head bashed in over one of these.

Who would’ve guessed he would post it one day...

UK has a very unique, rigid class system
Stop trying to argue otherwise

hun means british in sectarian shitholes like glasgow

scots use "hun" like americans use "babe"

i'd probably class myself as good looking t b h
and i'm from a council estate

The commies purged any of the old rich people here. Most of the elites here are Nouveau riche or in some cases their ancestor made it up in the commie system by being in the military or had good connections with people in the party. There are pretty much no old rich families here. My great grandparents on my mothers side were rich peasants that had their own villa but after ww2 they lost everything.

how much of that is just bad grooming, clothes, lighting etc?
not really convinced

if you put a good few hours into EU4 you start to realise its really gamey
hoi4 is shit in single player but makes up for by being one of the better paradox multiplayers