You may only post in this thread if you are a top 10 country in the world

you may only post in this thread if you are a top 10 country in the world

cnbc.com/2018/01/23/us-news-world-report-the-top-10-best-countries-in-the-world.html

invited:

Switzerland
Canada
Germany
United Kingdom
Japan
Sweden
Australia
United States
France
Netherlands

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alri lads

Even though it’s one of the top 10 countries. I can’t wait to leave this country

>fighting relegation
Goddamn it we gotta rev up those tax cuts for multinational corporations so they want to settle here! That's good for our international allure

Meme list. Read how it was determined.

can't wait for you to leave this plane of existence

Shut up you fucking retard. Being born in the Netherlands is like winning the lottery. Why would you possibly want to emigrate?

Everyone knows that as long as Norway is not part of ratings like these then it's fake news

I have to agree tbqh.

Don't post here you actual embarrassment

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What's up greatest countries in the world

wtf I thought we were worse than africa??? did Sup Forums lie???

no you swedish asshole, it's cnbc who are the liar here

This strikes fear into the Sw*de
youtube.com/watch?v=C4jHY8h05jE

>norway isn't included
FUCK YOU CNBC WE'RE ALWAYS INCLUDED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And remember to continue mistaking us for Sweden, thanks.

>best country
no such thing

also, 9 of the 10 "best countries in the world" are white, fucking white supremacist propaganda.

Feels good.

im ruining this thread

:(

>US
topzoz

>"Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Germany's chancellor Angela Merkel were the most respected leaders."

Don't hear that very often

This is a mostly shit list. The actual 10 best countries (in no particular order) are:
>Commonwealth of Australia
>New Zealand
>Dominion of Canada
>Netherlands
>Kingdom of Belgium
>Grand Duchy of Luxembourg
>Kingdom of Norway
>Kingdom of Sweden
>Kingdom of Denmark
>Swiss Confederation

>United Kingdom
LMAO

reminder that Italy is worse than our literal third world jungle state

Those are rigged though

>best countries in the world are mostly white
it's though tho, ahmed

that statement subjective as hell

>United States
yeah nah

>Canada
>USA
>Australia

This. All 5 nordics should be in these lists otherwise its a meme list

t. turk nigger

Why do nordics have such huge egos?

United States

in a list like that? lol no

top 10 country to get shot in maybe, not to live.

Why wouldn't we? We are the best countries to live in. We are clearly better than the rest of you.

>nords have more money than the average american
>they have a higher average intelligence
>they get great educations FOR FREE
>they could then become engineers in california and make even more money
>they could bang any of the mutt women because of their accents
>after they get bored they could bring a huge pile of cash back home and make their bork bork parents proud

name a flaw in this plan

kill yourself

>we

the only thing Nordic about Finland is their neighbours

Henlo

>very successful
>most stable country in the world
>least corrupt country in the world
>best education system in the world
>one of the safest countries in the world
etc.
This is what makes us Nordic. And where we are number one, other Nordics are usually in the top 10. When we are not number one, we are usually in the top 10.

Nordics are far superior to all the rest of you. Success breeds jealousy.

You speak Finnish not any Nordic language. Fuck off.

>my chink ass is on fire

>next to Russia
>safe

You'll have to bring the based sniper back out someday.

>Nordic language

*South italy

We have +900k reserves and good relations with all countries including Russia. They can barely beat Ukraine and Ukraine is in a worse state than they are.
Estonia has said that they will defend Finland if Russia attacks and they have another 270k reserves.

If Russia were to attack us, they would not get far. Other Nordics would probably defend us as well or at least help us a lot and we would get superior weapons from Americans. We would take back Karelia and create Greater Finland.

>other Nordics are usually in the top 10

Yes, Nordics, Switzerland, the BeNeLux states, and the Dominions of Canada, Australia, and New Zealand consistently rank in or near the top 10 of every positive metric, usually just trading places. These are the best countries currently on earth.

>best education system in the world
That's straight up lying, east Asia has the best students, by far

>Estonia has said that they will defend Finland if Russia attacks and they have another 270k reserves.
How deluded to you have to be to believe that Estonia is stronger than Russia

Nordics do it more often and we get better positions. Don't think that you are on part with us, you are not. Benelux are basically Nordic anyway.

>southern ex-netherlands

Is there some finnish war theoretics who write books where they describe next finnish x russian war? It would be better than any science fiction book imo

Owo

We have the best education system. Google best education system in the world and you will find plenty of sources for that.


I never said Estonia is stronger than Russia. I said if Russia were to attack Finland, we and our allies would be able to repel the enemy and win the war.

Yes on Ylilauta

I can't even access it. Moreover I don't know finnish

That outcome would most likely be similar as in 1940, aka forced peace treaty and lost clay

>We have the best education system
If you look up international studies on student's performances you will see that countries like Singapore, Japan or Taiwan have the best scores

Whoooooooooooo cares?
It's small number When your are talking about Europe anyway
But yeah noce country

:)

No it wouldn't. We were almost completely on our own in 1940, we were a nation of 3 million people. Soviets had over 160mill, they were stronger than Russia is and we are stronger than Finland was. Today, Russia is seen as a global villain and there is no Nazi Germany to worry about. We would get a lot of help from other countries and Russia can barely keep it together without being at war with us.
They would have to nuke us in order to win.

If you look up education systems, you will see that Finland has the best scores.

You should look at us Nordics as role models.

It's like the viking raids all over again!

Seems about right. Although some small meme-nations like Liechtenstein should probably be included, technically speaking.

top tier delusions m8

finland stronk

We haven't even a government...

>japan
>can't even own guns or drugs
>top 10

A socialist made this list

Woah, so this is the power of Australian banter

I think they're too small to be officially included but everyone assumes they're included anyway.

Its also "bumbfuck nowwhere" the country.

Do you know why so many german tourists come to your countires?

Becuase its the place we go when we want to go into the wilderness. When we want to survive in nature like our predecessors. When we want to get lost in the woods and horrible die. Because there is nothing there.

Thats what nordic countries are.

We are very strong. Stronger than you.

why are you posting here

You niggas ain't even white

For some reason most of the world doesn't like guns. It's totally baffling.

Oh, there is nothing in the Nordics because we haven't destroyed every bit of nature we have? Alright. That is fine. Our countries are rich, safe and good to live in. We have cities and countryside. Our countries are better than yours, accept it. Try to become more like us.

Whiter than you, Muhammad

Suck it NZ shits

You probably don't want to compare Australia and Canada to Finland. You don't rank higher than us very often and when you do it's rarely by much on most indicies, also you are nowhere near us on some of the more important ones. Just looking at your list:
>very successful
Canada outranks Finland in prosperity, GDP, GDP PPP, we are both top 10 in human leverage though Canada is 9 and Finland 1
>most stable
Both top 10 again with Finland at 1 and Canada at 10 according to the Fragile States Index. Global peace index has Canada at 8th and Finland at 17th
>least corrupt
Corruption perceptions index has Finland in 3rd and Canada at 9th
>best education
According to PISA Finland is 3 behind Canada in mathematics, 1 behind in reading, and 2 ahead in sciences. We both are the best in the white world at education. Canada does have more top ranked universities and a higher rate of tertiary education (highest in the world). Pearson's metric also has us higher than Finland
>safest
Admittedly your crime rate is much lower, though neither of us is top 10 here. You are average for your area, we are by far the safest country on our side of the planet

Canada also outranks Finland in reptrak, soft power, life expectancy, cardiovascular healthcare, is just behind Finland by 0.03% in ontological healthcare, etc.

Yes, Finland is one of the best countries on earth. You're fucking deluded if you think Canada isn't.

>muh pooool
Get rekt you communist KAKALAQUE

N-number 15 isn't that bad
Right?

Finland is a lot better than Canada, I mean come on. On the ones on my list, Finland beat Canada at everything except wealth and we were basically even in education.

>we are by far the safest country on our side of the planet
You are also the whitest. We have a bunch of Russians and gypsies here.

I think Canada is one of the best countries in the world. But it is not as good as the Nordics are.

The Nordics do outscore us on a lot and we outscore them on some (Canada is also a top 10 HDI and number 11 in IHDI right behind Finland by a margin of .04 on a scale to 10) but we are consistently in the top 10. It may be 5-10 while especially Sweden, Denmark, and Norway are 1-4, but the difference is negligible and at this point Canada and Auatralia, often NZ too, are definitely in the conversation for best countries.
Also, for your Russians and gypsies we have First Nations and Inuits in our territories. Our homicide rate is 1.68 per 100k counting the territories, if you only count the provinces it's .59 per 100k, which is safer than the Netherlands. Our non-whites are every bit as dangerous and dumb as your Russians and gypsies.

God tier
>Nordics
>Benelux
>Switzerland

Great tier
>Canada
>Australia
>New Zealand

Shit tier
>Others

fucking hell get off your high horses you insufferable faggots

Reeeeeee
Only 15
I feel so bad for my country but at least we have less homicide for 100k and 98% of European people
Oh and the food

can we narrow it down to top 5 haha

Overly smug morons like them should be reason enough to avoid their shithole countries. I'd prefer Italy over a Finland any time

Poland should be swapped out with Canada. If you want to say Canada is better, at least Poland will exist in a few decades.

Hahhaha. We are very xenophobic and elitist so we don't like foreigners anyway.

I wish i was born in a Better country instead

Italy is the best country in the world (after Japan)
>great weather
>great food
>great music
>breat language
>great women
>great architecture
>great history
And most important of all you are humble in comparison to N*rdics, despite having more reason to be smug than them.

Hope really you aren't at least with us
Even if we are so far, and i will probably never visit Finland
youtu.be/xQo8-bZ-Re8

Italy is 6th in the world for tourism and is globally famous for things like Rome, architecture, music, the Renaissance, and cuisine.
Canada has no tourism and is globally famous for ice hockey and maple syrup. Finland has no tourism and is globally famous for that time they barely lost a war to Russia and liquorice.
I wouldn't let some indicies bother you, your country is widely considered one pf the best on earth even if the median quality of life is technically a bit lower.

Pretty sure Pekka in this thread is a proxy swede since no finn would say anything positive about Sweden but I agree with everything he posted nonetheless.

>Germany
>part of that list


Abandon thread, the metric used must be rubbish

Germany is a good country

Price-adjusted purchasing power on an average salary is 30% higher in Switzerland.
We are basically Poland tier by now, being flooded with muslims is just the icing on this pile of shit.

>Belgium
>New Zealand
>Finland
>Canada

How deluded does one heave to be in order not to grasp that these are nothing but invalid excuses to exclude Germany

My country is the Realm of New Zealand if you want to use its full name in future

>We have cities
What you got are Finnish "cities"
Turku and Tampere are country side as is the rest of the Nordic countries excluding solely and only Stockholm

What's like living in a first world country?

In 20 years our children will ask us the same question.

I wouldn't know, someone from Wallonia or Quebec should be able to answer this though