Brit/pol/ - NEET Edition

>UTTER MADMAN gets pissed and tries to break into Buckingham Palace
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37024767

>Retail spending up by most in six months as post-Brexit economy continues to grow stronger, still planning on moving to Canada?
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-retail-brc-idUKKCN10K070

>Heatwave lasting TWO WEEKS to hit parts of Britain with scorching 30C temperatures
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-heatwave-lasting-two-8589047

>Adam Peaty wins first gold medal for Team GB
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36685693

>Five new Labour Party members have won a High Court battle over their legal right to vote in leadership election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37009871

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Coloured folk fight the good fight against the racist oppression of The Man
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/black-lives-matter-protest-blocks-heathrow-airport-traffic/

>Globalists cry tears of frustration at inexorable surge of FTSE 350
express.co.uk/finance/city/696945/FTSE-100-surges-to-highest-level-in-12-months-in-response-to-BoE-s-interest-rate-cut

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-37019878
youtube.com/watch?v=VD529ONAICU
heraldscotland.com/news/14671389.Nicola_Sturgeon_visits_Berlin_for_post_Brexit_meetings_with_German_foreign_minister/
royalmint.com/newonepoundcoin
royalmint.com/newonepoundcoin/frequently-asked-questions
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

1st for normies a shit

Stop the NEET meme.

Normies out, NEETs in

This is now a virgin thread

>meme

It's a way of life.

Marion le qt

The NEETs shall inherit the Earth

Never

Dont worry about it, they're all suicidal anyway, probably will kill themselves within the next 5 years.

might order a halal dominos lads

an independent scotland with Sturgeon as a leader would make it such a shithole. Just look at her constituency.

Say that to my foking face bro

quads confirm, fuck normies

It romanticises being dependent on the State,.

Good point.

People are literally this incapable of handling banter
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-37019878

Who /croybn/ here?

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fuck this gay country

That picture is terrifying

It romanticises not being a wagecuck.

Its my Birthday today Brit/pol/. Still not had enough (you)'s

Yeah

We don't have Neet bucks in America

AHAH ginger nut cunt

>I find it quite comical but I'm having to explain what fat and ugly means to my five-year-old at the moment.
>They just keep getting away with it so they are going to keep doing it. I think it's wrong and I think it's rude.
>It can be offensive to a lot of people. I mean I'm quite fat. I've got a medical problem so I struggle.

Three quotes from that article. Which one is the most cancerous?

Brit/pol/ Timetable

00:00-07:00 NEETzone - do not expect any political discussion
07:00-17:00 NEETzone - small chance of political discussion
17:00-00:00 Political discussion distracted by NEETposting

Accurate?

You don't OWN your birthday

Why do we NEETS even care about politics? My life would be no better even if Farage became PM and removed kebab.

>medical problem
We should gas the fatties

I've seen loads of gyms with a similar sign outside, nobody complained.
I'm from Ilkeston which is just down the road from there, complaints about it are a 20 second bit-piece at the end of local news

Happy bday

Neets are degenerates. In terms of destruction of Western culture, you can be blamed just as much as your average Stacy. The only difference is that your degeneracy isn't enjoyable. Kill you are self.

GAS THE NEETS
WAGE WAR NOW

Anime posting needs to be added

These people don't understand. They have medical problems because they are fat, they are not fat because they have medical problems.

kek, I'm a NEET and mostly awake from 14:00 to 07:00, pretty accurate

That picture is horrible

it's fun to follow and it soothes my autistic loneliness

this one's my favorite

New quid coming 2017

For some reason it's one of the few things that interests me anymore. Mainly race.

If the right wing did come to power my life would definitely become less /comfy/ but it would ultimately be for the greater good.

kek, thanks user

Would post picture of Marion. But don't want to be banned on my birthday : (

Honestly if you guys want to get out of that black hole of NEETdom depression, meditation and maybe an acid trip could help. Theyre not solutions but definitely shortcuts to awakening that spark inside you that wants to do something meaningful with your life. You gotta want to change first.

What is this meme

Ive seen these pictures in every thread

Mummy cooked me tendies and made me a cheesecake tonight lads

Looks like she's letting a robot grope her in that one

Why isn't it circular?!

>You gotta want to change first.

yeah well that's the thing, I just feel dead inside at this point, tried medication and cbt already

microsoft chat bot that answers what if questions with pictures

>5am
Better go to bed soon.
>6am
Better go to bed soon.
>7am
Better go to bed soon
>8am
Etc etc.

Neets, what's wrong with /r9k/ and Sup Forums?

Anime posting and political discussion take place at the same time.

>Would post picture of Marion. But don't want to be banned on my birthday : (

I've been Marionposting for months and havent been banned once

Or are you talking about posting some autistic fake picture of her?

>When normies start telling everyone how great their lives are

youtube.com/watch?v=VD529ONAICU

R9k actually too many normies these days. Roasties looking for attention etc. Also it's a lot slower.

nice karen

ye m8 got fookin wasted and smashed some pasty last nite innit

I don't go on Sup Forums (though I did get into a massive argument there once), /r9k/ is flooded with normies and redditfags

I just want one comfy place

And NEETS are the cucks accepting the verbal beatdown?

Makes sense

We're also getting new plastic fivers in about a month.

I wish she would let me grope her desu.

Same here, been /marion/ posting for a while, no ban yet.

Based

Happy Birthday

AHHHH I JUST GOT USED TO THE NEW NOTES AND COINS. WHY CHANGE IT UP

Why would you be banned for marionposting?

The only time I was banned was when I made a thread about how obesity is degenerate. Didn't understand that either.

Why would it be less comfy? It would be /brit/ on a national scale. Its not like leftists are on Sup Forums. We should flood a constituency and make it our own.

fucking churchill REEE

What the fuck do you guys even do with your lives?

thanks user

just find jesus, and ask him to make you successful
easy shortcut
it's kind of fucked how more people don't do it

So are you guys ready for Sup Forumsharbor 2: electric boogaloo

Remember what happened last time the left lost an American Election

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I agree. Churshill isn't a national hero

>tfw you will never have it
>tfw the paki man behind the till will never hand you a THICC shiny heavy 5 quid coin in change

>no Dresden in the background

>I've got a medical problem, so I'm fat

When will this fucking meme end? There is literally no underlying medical condition that prevents you being slim if you try hard enough. Calories in, calories out, you lazy shits. It's literally the easiest thing you can do; nothing at all. Just stop eating so much.

I'm not even being elitist. I don't hate fat people at all, everyone has every right to live how they please, but just stop all the bullshit excuses. Just say 'I'm fat because I enjoy eating more than working out'. I can respect that as a choice you've made.

So do we. Your presence undermines this board.

Damn I want one

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Post on here, play vidya, read, stare at the wall for hours, get sad, that's about it.

>Clover
and not
>Flax Flower

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Some based user keeps posting rare Marions in the hr thread btw

Some ones I havent got yet

I want Hiro to cuck Sup Forums with Hillary memes if she wins

This place is no better than cripplechan now, press F to pay respects to brit/pol/

Rude.

a fat mod got mad

only time I've been banned is for posting porn to annoy a cunt.

contemplate suicide daily .

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She wont win and the left is going to throw the biggest hissy fit in history

heraldscotland.com/news/14671389.Nicola_Sturgeon_visits_Berlin_for_post_Brexit_meetings_with_German_foreign_minister/

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

at least put effort into it, mate

I withdraw my happy birthday

Reported too :^)

had a BIG wank

ill enjoy my ban you grass. On my birthday too

good thread lads

I like it.

Based Bomber Harris should have one.

Also wtf is up with that HIV rash on that bitches gooch

Fucking nasty shit

>ill enjoy my ban you grass. On my birthday too

Everything about your posting explains why you life is the way it is 2bh

Why are the SNP such cucks?

royalmint.com/newonepoundcoin
royalmint.com/newonepoundcoin/frequently-asked-questions

Reminder to stock up on your old round pound coins because they're going out of circulation soon and will cease to be legal tender

Please go hang yourself.

brit/pol/ changes its collective personality every few days as far as I can tell

why is this lads?

20% of men are culled every generation

It used to happens in war and work related deaths

Now it happens like this...

I cant wait for the new coins

Are you a fellow coin collector, user?