I bought a French children's book in order to get familiar with the language. I managed more or less to understand the first three stories, this is what I got
>1st story >a world where all the children are gone because adults are shit. >adults cry and call for them but they don't want to come back >at the end the children decide adults had enough punishment and come back >the children grow up to become exactly the adults they ran away from >the new children are gone and the cycle repeats forever
>2nd story >lonely kid psychologically bullied by his family and peers >he gets into books (literally) to escape the world >more arguments with his family >next morning he's gone >they only found a fat book on his desk titled "The most beautiful stories of the world" >he's never seen again >his family go to prison because they are unable to explain his dissapearance and are held responsible for it
>3rd story >kid in Bagdad >afraid because war >people with fusils on the streets >exploding cars >dead people everywhere
I got a book ( clearly targetted for kid) when i was a kid named "How to be perfect?" ( "Comment devenir parfait?" ) The story begins with an happy kid who decide to become perfect. At the end, after many tests and attemps, he is very sad and depressed and concludes that the only way to be perfect is to get out of this world and then suicide. I was just 10 when i read it, i was a bit shocked
Isaac Jackson
Do you wanna find love in France?
John Reed
Is that the one where he is required to carry some sort of courgette around his neck all day long?
Caleb Jackson
You don't find love by looking for it in France, you find France by looking for love
Christopher Brooks
Pardon my French, but why the FUCK would you learn such a useless language?
Sebastian Williams
>on aura jamais une pa francaise suffisante pourquoi vivre
Levi Cox
no i want to find love in japan using french
Aaron Anderson
Don't worry friend, you are a US citizen, you are not required to understand anything. Now open your window and shout "Freedom!" some more
Noah Phillips
>french banter
Ethan Roberts
>Tfw no French gf who carries around a FAMAS Always wanted a FAMAS and always wanted a gf, but I didn't know I wanted the two together, but it hurts
Tyler Ward
>les sous hommes de ce fil qui sont incapables de comprendre la beauté du français
Andrew Wright
>tunichiens postent dans MON fil dehors
Luke Bailey
holy fuck i want to get off this ride too
Henry Ramirez
>un tunichien postant dans mon fil
Tant qu'à écrire en français fait le correctement. Sinon , ta mère s'est barrée avec un tunisien ou ça se passe comment ?
Henry Lee
>Il faut greentexter avec la grammaire correcte va-t'en stp T'es la mignonne tunisienne ou pas?
Jack Thomas
Bah, tu n'écris toujours pas bien sans greentext en plus d'être vulgaire. Sinon, je suis anonyme :^)
Isaac Bell
>tu auras JAMAIS une pa tunisienne qui est méchante avec toi
Jaxson Ward
Hmm, I remember we read some weird stories in elementary school. One was 2 animals, 1 crocodile and another one. The other one wanted to have a smile as big as the crocodile's so he got a knife or something to cut his cheeks all the way to his ears. Other story was of some guy that was lost at sea, in his small boat and to survive he cut open his own veins to drink his own blood. Now that I think about it those were weird.
Nathaniel Jackson
what are the stories name?
Justin Gray
>Le monde sans les enfants >Le garçon qui entrait dans les livres >Le petit voisin
Wyatt Butler
When I was learning Latin the text we used was about the day to day life of a family and their slaves living in Pompeii. The final chapter was about the eruption of Vesuvius and of course everyone died.
I love that kind of shit. Nothing keeps me reading any kind of book like unrelenting despair, present or promised.
Easton Taylor
lol looks like a typical french life shoot me please
