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Luis Garcia
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Caleb Hernandez
Chola cuencana, mi chola,
capullito de amancay,
en ti cantan y en ti ríen
las aguas del Yanuncay.
Logan King
Not asked, but here is my contribution
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Jaxon Brown
love those threads, bring it on
Tyler Bailey
ég elska hestatyppi, ég vil sjúga þau öll
saltur vökvinn flæðir upp í munninn minn
svo skyrpi ég því öllu í glas svo ég geti drukkið það með hádegismatnum, en í dag eru það súrsaðir hrútspungar
Dominic Phillips
Zachary Collins
Karaoke time, friends.
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Owen Edwards
sho vagana and bobs
Matthew Walker
Je ne veux pas
Elijah Campbell
I would sing it but my mic is shit
Christian Brooks
Try it anyway
Justin Robinson
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I tried to put a serrano accent on the "ríen"
Julian White
Klar hab ich dich angestarrt. Wozu denn bitte dein billiges Outfit und dein Hurenmakeup?! Du willst doch, dass ich dich hinter dem nächsten Busch abgreife und dir alle Löcher mit meinem Schwanz vollstopfe, du spermagierige Sperrmüllfotze! Und wag es ja nicht noch einmal mich so anzumachen! Du gehörst jetzt mir bis ich mit deinem widerlichen, ungewaschenen Nuttenkörper fertig bin. Du bist für mich nichts weiter als der nächste Gewaltfick!!
Will rate accent of people studying German and give advice.
Carson Young
I love it, thanks :3
Landon King
Chase Bailey
I am not sure what language you were trying to speak.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
idk what langauges do you speak?
Sebastian Torres
Finnish Navy Seal copypasta.
Mitä vittua sanoit minusta, sinä pikku narttu? Sinun kuuluu tietää että olen kouluttautunut suomen maavoimien huippujoukoissa, olen ollut osallisena useisiin salaisiin raideihin, myös parissa Al-Qaida tehtävässä, ai niin ja minulla on yli 300 varmistettua osumaa. Minut koulutettiin sissi sodankäynnissä, ja olen koko suomen paras tarkka-ampuja. Et ole minulle mitään muuta kuin uusi kohde. Minä tulen pyyhkimään sinut vittuun täältä sellaisella tavalla jota ei ole ennen nähty tällä planeetalla, muista minun vitun sanani. Luulet pääseväsi eroon tästä kun sanoit sen internetissä? Arvaa uudelleen, runkkari. Kun me puhumme, olen järjestämässä salaisia vakoilijoitani, ympäri suomea ja sinun IP-osoitteesi on paikannuksessa juuri nyt, joten sinun on parempi valmistautua myrskyyn, mato. Myrskyyn joka pyyhkii pois sen pikkuisen pateettisen asian jota kutsut elämäksesi. Olet vitun kuollut, lapsi. Voin olla missä tahansa, milloin tahansa, voin tappaa sinut yli seitsemällä sadalla eri tavalla, ja nuokin pelkillä käsilläni. En ole pelkästään kalliisti koulutettu aseettomassa taistelussa, mutta minulla on pääsy koko suomen ase arsenaaliin, ja minä tulen käyttämään sen koko voiman sinua vastaan ihan vain saadakseni perseesi pois alueeltani, sinä pikkuinen osa ripulia. Jos oisit vain tiennyt millaisen synnin uudelleen vastauksesi "viisaalla" pikku kommentillasi olisi sinulle suonut, olisit luultavasti hallinnut kieltäsi. Mutta et voinut, et tiennyt ja nyt maksat sen hinnan, sinä senkin idiootti. Minä paskon ympäri sinua ja hukutan sinut siihen. Olet vitun kuollut, lapsukainen.
Angel Jenkins
Lol I only did the first sentence. What did I even say?
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Dylan Powell
Literally
>What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?
Pretty well, too.
Joseph Richardson
I have to correct myself, there's no "just" there at all. It's
>What the fuck did you say about me, you little bitch?
Bentley Gonzalez
Kek I said it in the most mellow way
Ryder Johnson
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Well, you'd blend right in here in Finland because everyone is emotionless and monotone to boot.
Lucas Cruz
>everyone is emotionless and monotone to boot
just you desu
Robert Torres
Anyone got something in English?
Mason Gonzalez
Hey, in my defence it's not that uncommon here.
Cooper Hall
Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
Try this one
Jayden Powell
I'll post a Portuguese text next.
Nicholas Wright
The spanish one and the english ond were bretty good
Jonathan Hill
Can someone give me something French to read I want to practice and get attention.
Hunter Richardson
Aí você acorda né, seu filho de uma puta, até parece que você tem uma namorada, ópi filho da puta, undeweige de merda. Seu undeweige de merda, se tu tivesse pitanga tu não ia tá aqui no xã, féla da puta. Seu pau no cu, issaí, cara, issaí é mentira tua, tu tá inventando essa historaí, macho, só pá galéra vê e ficar de bundadoída mas ninguém tá de bundadoída aqui não, todo mundo sabe que tu é um merda também, seu bosta, seu féla da puta. Até parece que o cara ia sair, ia deixar de sair de casa - quer dizer - ia deixar de sair de casa pra ficar no BÊ, macho? Ficar postando no BRchan, aminina chama pá sair o caboco aí o cara- ou então, ou então, macho, ou então, seu, seu bosta, seu féla da puta, a tua namogada é feia pra caralho, a tua namogada é uma cotovia feia que só e tu prefere ficar aqui bateno punheta pa travesti, pá TRÉPE que os caboco posta, seu bosta, seu fí duma égua.
Isso aí é mentira tua e olha aí, essa porra aí, macho, esse teu firename desse teu arquivo aí rapá, é só os número, tu, tu é niwfég pa caralho. Isso aí é troll óbvio, ninguém caiu nessa porra não. Vai tê um monte de bosta aí, uns bosta aí, que não são alfa como eu que vão lê e vão ficar de mimimi, vão ficar de chororô, vão ficá no feel. Mas eu leio essa porra aqui e sinto é pena de você, seu bosta, seu verme, você é um filho da puta, você merece chupar uma pica e não ficar postando essas bosta aqui, seu merda, seu caralho, seu PAU NO CU
Olha, se eu topar com você na rua você vai ver, seu berda, você vai ver, seu merda, eu sei que você... que você é daqui do SIARÁ. Você é daqui do ciagá, você vai ver se você, se eu topar você lá pelo Iguatemi, lá pela galeria do rock ou lá pela praia de Iracema você vai vê, seu corno. Seu pau no cu, e, e tua namo- e tu vai ficar aí, tu vai ficá aí no BRChan sem tua namorada e eu rotá é comeno ela, rotá é metendo meu pau no priquito dela. Seu pau no cu.
Eu deixo isso aqui e ainda vou dar SEIGE nessa porra aqui que eu não quero dá bumpa pa ninguém não.
Isaiah Morgan
Chaque samedi, j'adore m'habiller comme une jolie fille et rencontrer des garçons mignons à la discothèque.
Michael Price
Isaiah Jones
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(C'est tout à fait vrai!)
Jeremiah Lewis
I like your voice, you did pretty well
Dominic Gutierrez
Eli Gray
blump
Levi Cox
きらㄌㄧㄣ~!
Nolan Nelson
I’m jealous, my french is still at like a basic level and my accent is horrible
Jordan Sanders
Shame I stuttered on that one line! I was really feeling the power of an übermenschlicher Vergewaltiger
Jace Reyes
i would but my voice is shit-tier when speaking in low volume plus i do not know how to pronounce undeweige
Thomas Hill
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kill me
Henry Kelly
Y es que por tu amor volví a nacer
Tú fuiste la respiración y era tan grande la ilusión
Pero si te vas que voy hacer
Planchar de nuevo el corazón
Se pone triste esta canción
Y quiero casarme contigo
Quedarme a tu lado, ser el bendecido por tu amor
Por eso yo quiero dejar mi pasado
Que vengas conmigo, morirme en tus brazos, dulce amor
Por eso yo quiero
Carson Baker
does anyone wanna hear an awkward asian accent in English?
Sebastian Rogers
yes
Noah Watson
then give me some manuscripts
Charles Morales
Pretty good acccent but your voice sounds gay as fuck m8.
Christopher Rogers
wow, you sound like a flaming homosexual
Camden Reed
It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.
They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.
Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.
It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.
It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.
Jordan Scott
>THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON
what did this poem deal with?
it seems that it wanted to say that the Anglos had got angry because of something.
I guess it was due to WW1.
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Angel Jenkins
Minha terra tem palmeiras
Onde canta o sabiá.
As aves que aqui gorjeiam
Não gorjeiam como lá.
Nosso céu tem mais estrelas,
Nossas várzeas têm mais flores.
Nossos bosques têm mais vida,
Nossa vida mais amores.
Em cismar, sozinho, à noite,
Mais prazer encontro eu lá.
Minha terra tem palmeiras
Onde canta o sabiá.
Minha terra tem primores
Que tais não encontro eu cá;
Em cismar – sozinho, à noite –
Mais prazer encontro eu lá.
Minha terra tem palmeiras
Onde canta o sabiá.
Não permita Deus que eu morra
Sem que eu volte para lá;
Sem que desfrute os primores
Que não encontro por cá;
Sem que ainda aviste as palmeiras
Onde canta o sabiá.
Try you all too!
Brayden Martinez
i wanted to do my best impressions for you but either my usb sound card or my usb port is broken so my mic doesn't work
sorry :(
Adam Cruz
I speak what you told on behalf of you.
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Adrian Howard
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You don't sound like the cute girls in the animes!
Jackson Butler
>my voice is too horrendous and clumsy to hear
If my voice sounded like cute moe girls it would be rather scary.
Easton Foster
beautiful
Ian Long
Noah Nelson
I tried to do my best, german fellow.
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Aaron Hill
kill it with fire
Hunter Miller
fuck you or it is about time that it was you who must do your own best.
Aaron Jenkins
Daniel Nelson
That was somewhat rude, frenchanon.
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Anthony Roberts
Eli Evans
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I appreciate now the way Winston Churchill is as a politician
Landon Parker
Sorry for the background noise.
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Eli Peterson
Luis Torres
ok, I am laughing, I think that it isn't the best interpretation, but I like it
James Jenkins
Chase Russell
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This entire movie is quotable, pick a scene.
Robert Butler
Remember to post new texts and stay hydrated.
Parker Reed
you don't sound Finnish at all
Ooksää oikeesti ees suomalaine?
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Chase Richardson
Daniel Ross
Basilio empezó a transpirar frío por la frente. Las piernas le temblaban y el pecho se le sacudía. Su rico físico se había pronunciado, como cada vez que sufría estos brotes, y no paraba de tocarse el pito. Sentía que se le iba a escapar uno de esos gritos de siempre. Y así fue.
-¡VIEJO TROLO COMEALUMNOS!
Christian Nelson
Absolutely disgusting.
Noah Ward
Fuck it's not "rico" it's "tic" sorry for phone posting autism
Aiden Thompson
儚く散った光が…僕らを今呼び覚ます
悲しみは音を立て…消える、あの場所から…!
深く愛する…勇気と希望強く感じるこの記憶が、絡み合う心と心をつないで動き出してる
輝く光が照らし…僕らを今呼び起こす!
ひびきあう音を立て…刻むこの場所から…永遠(とわ)に信じ続けて
try to read and sing one of the coolest anime song I've ever heard.
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Jaxson Mitchell
HOT
O#O
TOH
James Jones
A magyar a legjobb nép a földön.
Jayden Stewart
Anthony Ortiz
Can't read moonrunes, Tanaka
Aiden Morris
Connor Ross
Saved for research purposes
Jaxon Thompson
>szopd le a faszom
ratyi
Matthew Cooper
you've got the voice of a cuck m8
Levi Miller
watch the video I put in my response.
In the video are the latin alphabet description of Japanese(I mean, romaji) and the translation of the poem.
Jaxson Bailey
Try this, the first two verses of Ievan polkka. They're not standard Finnish, but in Savo dialect, so even to Finns it sounds funny. You don't have to sing it, just try to read it.
Here's an example
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Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
Jalakani pohjii kutkutti
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
Vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
Sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
Kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen
Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
Ko immeiset onnee toevotti
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
Ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
Sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
Äppyt tipput hilijalleen
Parker Bell
Actually really nice m8 thanks
Gavin Jackson
Grayson Bell
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You have decent pronunciation, despite sounding very Russian. Probably better than an average Anglo
Austin Walker
Nathan Howard
I personally identify as Finn.
Anthony Robinson
Josiah Cook
Adam Bell
There was this one US user who wanted to train his "russian accent", this text is for guys like him.
>why you want rail for kalashnikov? is not good enough as procured from izhevsk mechanical works? you think needs improvement? then maybe you find job with army of russia! you have drinks with mikhail kalashnikov, trade story of many weapons designed and details of school for engineering!
>or maybe you not do this. probably is because you never design weapon in whole life. you look at fine russian rifle, think it need crazy shit stick on all sides of weapon. you have disease of american capitalist, change thing that is fine for no reason except to look different from comrade. you put cheap flashlight of chinese slave factory on one side, you put bad scope of american middle west on other side, you put front pistol grip on bottom so you are like american movie guy john rambo. maybe you put sex dildo on top to fuck yourself in asshole for making shameful travesty of rifle of mikhail kalashnikov, no?
>rifle is fine. you fuck it, it only get heavy and you still no hit largest side of barn. go to firing range, practice with many magazine of cartridge. then you not need dumb shit put on side of rifle.
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Ryan Cooper
Jayden Jackson
Take it boy.
Robert Ortiz
>maybe you put sex dildo on top to fuck yourself in asshole
Jacob Sullivan
fuck me