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>/brit/ thread started by an aussie
Could have been started by a paki tb.h

>Greek
>Welsh
both scum on the level of a mexican

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*bows down to my WASP overlord*

I'm obsessed with the mess that's AmericAAA OHHHH

you can be mistaken for a brick

Might write a musical about /brit/ called the poos brothers

just WAS mate the P is archaic

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Not sure I'm fond of ISIS

*invests*

>the P is archaic

About to turn 30 in 45 minutes.

It's not this he's only disguising that he's a Jesuit crypto-papist.

>Catholics are fucking BASE-

deluded christfags aren't welcome here

fuck SAKE

If I'm not of the proper ancestry to worship are lord Odin then what should I be?

man is the closest thing to a god this universe has ever known

image slowly pulling a sharp knife across his waist line

hmmm

>man is the closest thing to a god this universe has ever known

>man is the closest thing to a god this universe has ever known

The knife would bounce off his rock hard physique

Every public Iranian seems to be a nonreligious hedonist like Roosh or Jontron LOL makes me wonder how both of these people mention occasionally visiting Iran.

>man is the closest thing to a god this universe has ever known

came up with that myself. feel free to quote me

They literally just did hahahaha

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Is this really considered attractive? I can normally tell when a guy looks good but his face jkust looks strange

>just partition Iraq lol

This is such a reddit opinion. Don't these mongs understand that the nanosecond you announce the partition, the entire region will collapse into a massive ethnic civil war dwarfing anything you're trying to prevent in the first place. Every ethnic group will start murdering each other, look at what happened in India.

its a fucking drawing you idiots

India's doing alright

aren't you at work right now tim?

yes and he has a gf unlike you

thoughts on abortion

virgins are flabbergasted that such a heavenly creature walks the same earth as them

It was literally an opinion I had when I was 15, though I still don't see how it couldn't have been possible at the huge expense of lives during the American occupation. Iraq is the crossroads of several competing interests and is itself a multiracial, divided country. I don't think it could ever withstand being a country.

For all the virgins in here, heed thine warning, women are dreadful people and if you're still handholdless by the time you're 21 the meme is true that you'll never have a functional happy relationship in the future

I want to smell her farts.

the time to learn social queues will never come back and I missed it

For all the virgins in here, heed thine warning, men are wonderful people and if you're still handholdless by the time you're 21 the meme is true that you'll never have a functional happy relationship in the future

love it

How original

y*nkshit

Real brit posts

sex before or after eating lads

sex before, not too much energy, hungry

sex after, feel lethargic

Murder

>just converse with this female member of your species, *abbreviation for proverbial brother*.

*Real NEET posts

2 million people died.


>announce partition
>every village which isn't 100% shia or sunni decides to drive out/kill the minority and take their shit
>massive influxes of destitute refugees into their respective partitions causes collapse of social order
>islands of ethnic minorities have to travel through hundreds of miles of hostile territory and give up all their property to survive
>border areas become flashpoints of kidnapping, rape and genocide
>regional powers immediately begin co opting the partitions to use in their proxy wars, meaning the original problem isn't even solved

Don't understand how people think it's a good idea.

I think it should be legal but half the arguments going for it are disgusting.
>poor people eugenics
>it's just a parasite lol

*cringe*

how do talk to girls

>2 million people died.
So like .000000001% of their population? They will recover in 6 months with all the gang rapes

>frog

dunno what to eat for breakfast lads, maybe some noodles lol

right to left
me, my wife, and my wife's bf

>>every village which isn't 100% shia or sunni decides to drive out/kill the minority and take their shit
This is already happening. I would not make my decision until you compared the casualties of that tumult compared to a long existence as a fundamentally unstable country.

>2011 was 7 years ago

JUST

been away for a couple of months fill me in on the new gimmicks

Can't STAND work lately

>The death toll attributable to the flight and expulsions is disputed, with estimates ranging from 500,000, up to a West German demographic estimate from the 1950s of over 2 million. More recent estimates by some historians put the total at 500-600,000 attested deaths; they maintain that the West German government figures lack adequate support and that during the Cold War the higher figures were used for political propaganda.[5][6] The German Historical Museum puts the figure at 600,000, maintaining that the figure of 2 million deaths in the previous government studies cannot be supported.[7] The current official position of the German government is that the death toll resulting from the flight and expulsions ranged from 2 to 2.5 million civilians. [8][9][10]

there's only one true answer m8

Alright what is it?

youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw

essential 2011 tune

>not lucky charms
m8

fatty

unfortunately, trying to put the lad you have a crush on in porn by using the meme AI technique using only his facebook pics does not turn out well even with a trialling google VM with a dedicated tesla k80
sad!

i have no milk and i cannot afford cereal right now

test

freak

Why do some people love boiling down every interaction with the opposite gender to animalistic urge and animal kingdom shit. Things are a little more advanced with regards to social complexities than two gorillas just jumping on each other. It's actually kind of weird when people equate these things

Feel sorry for people who post >tfw no gf

Not because they don't have a gf, but because they don't understand what a colossal waste of time they are. Women are boring, stupid and annoying. Being in a relationship with a woman is just one long excruciating experience.

Forget your fantasies of connecting with her on a deep emotional level. Her emotions are those of a child, utterly incomprehensible to you. She does not experience much besides insecurity and anger, mostly aimed at you.

Disregard any ideas you have of discussing your esoteric interests, beliefs or dreams. You will be discussing her feelings 99% of the time, and what you've done to upset her recently. Any other topic of conversation will be responded to with a disinterested comment, before returning to her favourite topic, herself.

wholly and unironically have a 13in neck

wholly and unironically have an 8in cock

How does this make sense? If you already have his facebook pics you know who he is.

m8
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m8

>shopping around for a new gpu for my mid level gaming rig
>spot this steal
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cop or not??

A brit posting incel memes in 2018 ?
Say it ain't so.

I'm sorry did someone ask?

your point?

whats wrong with eugenics

smart gfs do exist, contrary to whatever you think

cheaper than the hash you buy every couple nights ok?

This. Don't even care if it's a meme or pasted. Women are a waste of time and energy and frankly I've spent 3 years of my twenties thinking FAR TOO MUCH about it I'm practically exhausted

tl dr

Had a smart gf but then she left me. Now trying to decide whether I should find another smart gf or just settle for a life of whores.

Pretty whacky

>smart
>girls
You're delusional

lads
rate my joke:
>hilarious hillary
ahahahahahahahaaha

jesus fucking christ

>yanks and aussies sperging out when brits come back for a discussion

Just admit it, we are the top shitposters on this website

wat

indeed

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

fuck it horrifies me that you exist

>not making your own porn
um sweaty it's 2018

what the fuck what the fuck this will be an infamous post on /brit/ from now on jesus fucking christ

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