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Just sent a letter of resignation to my boss edition

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gas the kikes race war now

Proud of you brenny x

i meant to type checkers but i wrote chess

your thoughts on my american bf?

also what kind of name is evan peters
i always type in peter evans before i realise my mistake

life is like a game of chess
females are superior

Ah yes. The Grauniad.

Is "letter of resignation" aussie slang for a murder-suicide?

WE WUZ QUEENS

life is like dungeons and dragons. sometimes you 1 shot the skeleton mage with your fireball, other times the skeleton reflects the fireball and you die

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But the king is superiorest.

>checkers
draughts lad

Have hair like this but it's twice as long

Missed my dentist appointment yesterday lads

now I have to phone them up arghhh

/Logang/

it's everyday bro

I want her to snog my willy.

I wanna bitch slap that stupid ass expression off her face

don't care about the hair much
yours is a bit long though

Life is like a penis. It's hard.

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Had my dentist appointment yesterday
Enjoyed having the cute dentist press her chest against me while leaning over me

Yeah haven't had it cut since June

Now she has chicken pox..

Life is like my penis. It's not very long but it sure is hard.

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isn't this the guy that got beat up by best emma

Life is disease.
Seriously I have spent many neet hours wondering if 'conscious' life is even worth it.
Better atoms and nothing else.

just had sex with nick crompton lads

Why are insurance companies racist?

>go to the dentist
>too beta to look them in the eye while they look at my teeth
>only other place to look is the light
love burning my retinae out

>best emma
stay the fuck away from my husbando
filthy little goblin from the misty mountains

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The first amendment allows you to post pictures of what Robert Thompson and Jon Venables look like now.

There's a court order in place preventing Brits from doing it. Madness how these laws are meant to apply in the age of the internet.

close your eyes?

Love Emma Roberts, hate Emma Watson
Simple as

gary

still think of evan peters as a nerd because of Phil of the Future

Nope, last day is on the 21st

Actually one of my female friends is a dentist and has rather large knockers
Must be popular with patients haha

End yourself at the neck m8.

reckon thailad works as a rent boy on the streets of bangkok

Admiral truly is the rorke insurance company

that would look stupid

At my dentist he has a big map of the world on the roof and i always just talk about the world with him

i;ve done a lot of work in higher end insurance and reinsurance, its based on statistics and nothing else, the actuaries pore over tons of data to come to conslusions but its all based on largest profit vs least risk, anything else would be unprofessional.

thoughts on emma stone

BASED admiral BASED

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always cut mine myself
turns out okay

How are you talking if he's got his hands in your mouth?

>Nope, last day is on the 21st

user pls, there are better ways to handle your workplace issues

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I knew the autistic Watson yank would throw a hissy fit lmao

Second place desu, like redheads but Roberts seems more "girl next door" which I like

need a retarded middle class slag gf who sticks her tongue out in photos

>tfw no schizoid gf

wish he'd sit on my bangkok if you know what i'm saying

that's a good idea actually

address of her practice?

I think it's alri you know

He doesnt have his hands in my mouth you silly duffer they wouldnt fit haha i just talk and i think he is just good at understanding people mumble talking because he does it all the time

I'm OBSESSED with the mess that's America

Fuck off we're full

as a gay lad, my dentists breast are so fucking comfy

Women are physically incapable of being schizoid. If one claims to be one, she's lying

I'm looking

I said oozatgirlthere?
I wonder what went wrong so that she had to roam the streets

*raises flag*

as a straight lad, dont care

Seems to be fine
thesun.co.uk/news/4981089/robert-thompson-james-bulger-killer-gay-murder/

No one knows what they look like now though

Literally who

>first image is clearly a neighborhood
>second is clearly at a highway exit

4 years older than your girlfriend and getting knocked around your hotel room like a 10 dollar whore

shame on you, evan peters, shame on you

want to go camping lads

Go to bed Oxford

reddit is down
for maintenance

oh calm down dear, it's a joke, if they weren't consecutive scenes
why do americans get so offended at every little joke

Bet he's a redditor

what do amercians have though

Can I come?

imaginary gf is so peng

dont EVEN get me started on oxford (lad)
but shitty oxford angers me even more
they poached lecturers all over the country before REF2014 so ALL their publications would be counted under oxford

See this image posted nearly every day and I get the impression there are people who have fallen for it.

all land belongs to her Royal Majesty or some rich chink/slav who bought a chunk of England for the fuck of it, you can go on those epic campsites and get robbed by pale niggers

Reckon weed is going to be decriminalised for "medical" use here this year.

wanna go snowdonia lads

I want to suck a fart out of Emma Watson's anus by pressing my lips to her anus and sucking.

wish i could murder people who i disliked

You can

good it helps with my depression

Yea I hear it's nice

would murder the above poster

Are there even any comfy mountains to hike @in the UK?

>tfw live in hiking paradise

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honestly yes

I know what you mean, I have a bad back.

You may

Had a pretty J U S T day lads.
Was a bit poor, then learnt I basically flushed £900 down the toilet, then came here to shitpost and legacy captcha was dead

What do you do to cheer yourself up lads? Should I put a bit of Alan Partridge on

OH NO NO NO NO