Brit/pol/ - British Bliss Edition

Sir Arthur Drummond Bliss (1891-1975) was an English composer, whose music ranged from modernist to romantic and known to be unconventional. He also served with distinction in the First World War.

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=zi6FdphM7CA

>UTTER MADMAN gets pissed and tries to break into Buckingham Palace
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37024767

>Retail spending up by most in six months as post-Brexit economy continues to grow stronger, still planning on moving to Canada?
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-retail-brc-idUKKCN10K070

>Heatwave lasting TWO WEEKS to hit parts of Britain with scorching 30C temperatures
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-heatwave-lasting-two-8589047

>Adam Peaty wins first gold medal for Team GB
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36685693

>Five new Labour Party members have won a High Court battle over their legal right to vote in leadership election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37009871

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Coloured folk fight the good fight against the racist oppression of The Man
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/black-lives-matter-protest-blocks-heathrow-airport-traffic/

>Globalists cry tears of frustration at inexorable surge of FTSE 350
express.co.uk/finance/city/696945/FTSE-100-surges-to-highest-level-in-12-months-in-response-to-BoE-s-interest-rate-cut

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Good evening wagecucks.

Nth for Karen

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Reminder that socialists need to move to Venezuela

He actually had great facial aesthetic imo

Who /NEET/ here?

Who /virgin/ here?

Who /never had a gf/ here?

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Come back at 1am when the rest of you turn up

yes yes yes

why are there switches on the end when there are also switches on the wall?

Make Britain Great Again.

>cook bacon
>take out and wipe pan
>oil and butter
>add eggs
>add bacon back
>grate some cheddar and add salt and pepper
>fold a little before fully cooked through
>omelette is smooth and delicious
Fucking nailed it lads.

You disgust me. You would be ridiculed by my whole country should you ever set foot here. Kill yourself you disgusting subhuman waste trash pile cunt

>its a 'owen jones thinks all working class people are chavs episode and the tories are to blame why chavs exist because austerity and not just because lack of morality' episode

>the council won't let me erect a 15 foot jesus cross in my garden

Cooking is for girls, lad.

You sound angry Ahmed Larsson.

>Its another NEET autistic virgin thinking they're better than normal people episode

Fun threads 2bh

He`s the Pole living in Sweden.

I just love that in these thread we have Cambridge and Oxford majors and also lifeNEETers with zero GCSEs

Don`t forget the lazy pub workers.

>wipe pan
>oil and butter
Why remove the fat just to add fat back in?

I cant get over how fucking funny these posts are

>You would be ridiculed by my whole country should you ever set foot here
Kind of like how your whole country is ridiculed here?

It's good to know that no matter how shit your life is, you at least have one more qualification than this guy

i don't think that

I'm NEET but I did alright on my GCSEs and A-Levels

Men are better at cooking than girls.

>implying I care what Muslims think

Yeah, but girls have tits and they`re nicer to look at.

End yourselves this instant

reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/4pm5z3/could_we_get_a_brexit_megathread_please/

I am surprised that there are bad lads on Sup Forums, who never went to school, and went to young offender institutes instead.

I thought you were all junior Reese-Moggs.

>who here bad lad?

Who else /onlygooutsidetoworkanddrink/ here?

Still laughing ffs

You can't fuck men, though. My dad told me you can never fuck something you respect.

I'd still expect my woman to cook for me and show off her tits in a qt apron but that's altogether different yeah.

lol

we're not all toffs m8

i'm working class but i hated the "bad lads" types

We don't think we're better, we're rather humble. It's just wagies seem to get a bee in their bonnet about us, but that's simply our cross to bare.

>was in top set at school but about year 9 depression set in
>didn't go to school much, parents always at work, teachers didn't seem to notice
>ended up with 4 Cs, 5 Ds, the rest shit
>tried college but too socially inept
>NEET for 2 years
>got job at dominos pizza
>hated it, got qualifications
>yada yada yada now I work in satcoms

I managed to piss off every teacher to the point where anyone with my family name is at odds with the teachers, although that runs in the family.

I only leave the house to buy booze from the shop, then come back and drink at home.

top kek, as they say

this desu

Your dad is a top lad.

Your old man sounds like a right charmer.

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Who /average/ here?

>Top set student in primary school
>Moved ahead a year because I was that good
>Top set in secondary school until year 9
>Begin to falter a bit
>Have problems with several subjects but don't get help because teachers just assume I can do it and provide superficial assistance
>Fall for the 'world is your oyster' meme
>End up with average A levels at an average university

Anyone for a Brit/pol/ meet up where we gangbang a Karen?

Why is this not the PMs residence yet?

Instead its "a fucking terrace house"

>>Top set student in primary school
>>Moved ahead a year because I was that good
>>Top set in secondary school until year 9
>>Begin to falter a bit
>>Have problems with several subjects but don't get help because teachers just assume I can do it and provide superficial assistance
>>Fall for the 'world is your oyster' meme
>>End up with average A levels at an average university

scarily similar to me

I was easily one of the best students in my year up until around I was 13. Then it just all went downhill. Grew more introverted and depressed with every year, now I'm 22 and a complete shell of a person. Doubt I'll make it to 25.

>Tuesday 2016/08/09 21:08:54
>Tuesday 21:08:54 2016/08/09
>2016/08/09 21:08:54 Tuesday
>2016/08/09 Tuseday 21:08:54
Which date format makes the most sense? Your decision will affect the logs of a major company.

If I ever win the lottery I'll buy a Brit/pol/ mansion for NEETs and weebs

>sharing your girls
Lad...

Karen is for a good husband anyway.

>if your old self could see you now

I just go by the Japanese time, my wrist has the British time and I count the days myself.

I was there, too scared to get involved though, walked out the room when it started, just hid and watched. Such an autist I can't even wank to the thought of it now, still makes me too uncomfortible to think of touching another human being when I had the opertunity.

Second one - ideally I would go with
>DD/MM/YYYY 00:00 Day

It's ok mate, you have it in you clearly at least.

Yeah. Even worse seeing people who were obese, lazy and dickheads doing better in life than you, getting GFs etc. Wish I could hit a big reset button.

>tfw wanted to be an astronaut
I`d be pretty excited about all the video games and chinese cartoons though, not so much the tireless drinking job.

M8 if you can live with being a NEET without wanting to kill yourself then more power to you, but I have never met a happy long term NEET and when I was one for a few months I was miserable and lethargic

>Thinking Karen only deserves one lad's seed.

everyone goes with year then month then day. it's easier for sorting dates with.

third one desu

#4 would make it easiest to narrow down a search quickly I think

The nuclear family remains the primary source of stability and happiness, that`s what every user, normalfag and waifu deserves.

Brit/pol/ has fallen

NEET overlords have taken over.

Just wait a week they'll all kill themselves

>It's ok mate, you have it in you clearly at least.

I might have done once. I don't have any strength or determination left in me now.

Thanks lads, think I'll go with #3.

>actually believing this much of a giant meme

The nuclear family is an invaluable unit for child rearing, to call it an overwhelming source of happiness is going a bit far tbqh

Hahahaha britain is choking in the olympics. You guys won't be getting any more gold medals

I was a full-blown alchy by the time I was 16, but I never really did much bad stuff. Just skipped school a lot.

The family always comes first, for me at least.

>getting plastic medals at Olympics is swedens biggest achievement

A nerdy strange friend of mine managed to get a smoking hot gf recently somehow. Fucked me up, especially considering I always assumed he was going to be a lifelong virgin.

>everyone you know IRL has lost their virginity now

Coming 1st is undignified.

Just know we could kick your arse if we wanted at any time.

it's a polack in sweden

iktf

Who cares?
It`s not a race, it`s all about the right person at the right time.

>Wanting others to fail at life because it makes you feel better about yourself

A bit of a cunt you are mate

>it`s all about the right person at the right time.

>things virgins say

I admit I'm a cunt but I didn't say I wanted him to fail, I had just quietly assumed he'd always be a virgin because he was such a weird guy.

If he had just got 'a gf' who was on his level I'd simply feel happy for him. But the fact she's so out of his league and it just came out of nowhere, it was a shock to the system.

>mfw a neoliberal refuses to give his daughter to the interracial breeding grounds

I can`t say I really see the point in fucking everything, I`d like an emotional attachment.

You're putting too much thought into 2bh

It's weird

Stop worshiping pussy

Easy for people who aren't Virgins to say

Fuck off.

the first time you lads get your shit ruined by a woman you'll long for the days when you were a sad-act virgin

>I`d like an emotional attachment.
No you really don't.

Student
had sex over 100 times (for real you guys)
Had three girlfriends

I'm an alpha dog here kid
so watch your behind

>implying I'm ever going to get a woman

I want to know what Owen's gf looks like.

this tbqh.
Can we not have britr9k, im pretty sure there is a thread for that in that cesspool

Topkek

Keep worshiping cunthole and you'll never get it

That fucking music - what a pointless mess.

I have a dream.

He has a bf.

Go have sex, form an emotional attachment and get hurt, it's not nice.

First time that happens to you it rips you apart inside and literally leaves you with heartache and a lump at the back of your throat like someone's died but they haven't died so you can't really grieve for that person or move on.

But I agree with your sentiment, emotional based sex with a connection is nicer than a one night stand, one night stands leave you feeling a bit dirty and make you have the need to wash yourself all over with dettol.

And actually it's not easy for non virgins to admit they got fucked over and hurt. So don't alright? Cheers.

That 'terraced house' is a heavily fortified output of a labyrinthine network of tunnels and bunkers connecting, Whitehall, the place, and the various intelligence operations of the secret British state.

Thats why.

He's gay? He didn't trigger my gaydar I thought he was just pathetic.

I never thought I would look forward to political happenings, I just want it to be September already.

An easy mistake, unfortunately.

>I have a dream.
Yeah we all do, unfortunately the Earth is populated mainly by selfish cunts and good people are a rarity.

Fuck, seven years ago that bitch fucked me over and I'm still bitter. Jesus fuck, see it really isn't nice and it isn't easy or good. You're better off avoiding it.