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Comets the hour

calle avenida

haha

why do all Americans look like this?

a yank who has issues with women? hmm, i'll buy it, but you'll have to make me believe

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>women are either pure virgins or wasted sluts
This except they're never pure. The female is the most vile, traitorous creature in all of God's kingdom.

i think you mean a yank who has issues with women who complains daily because noone matches with him on tinder

She’s so beautiful

i think you have too high standards

wtf i hate national socialism now

alri rasheed

if she doesnt go rorke 1488 she's finished

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he was using pure as an adjective to describe a virgin. i agree with you though. even young girls are slutty

Don't have standards, celibacy is the ultimate redpill.

Been doing uber for income
The problem is I have severe social anxiety and every ride I'm quite close to getting a panic attack

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bet you still wank every day you filthy little toad

cannot tell the difference between yank and muslim posts 99% of the time

PROMISE ME SON
NOT TO DO THE THINGS I'VE DONE
WALK AWAY FROM WOMEN IF YOU CAN
IT'S NOT GAY IF SHE ASKS AND YOU SAY NAY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY TO BE A MAN

Catch me before I reach page 12!

DAK 02 02 18

ok jamal

Masturbation and celibacy go hand in hand.

The first and only girl I've ever dated wanted me so badly to kiss her but also kept talking about taking things slow, constantly repeated that she HATES kissing in public and when we actually had moments to kiss, she'd just stare off into space facing away from me.

Then the moment would pass and she'd complain I didn't kiss her. She soon "broke up" with me because of the lack of kiss.

when im in ubers i like to randomly break out into screams. usually the ethnic minority ones get all jumpy when i do idk why tho

me on the left

(the king)

that sucks

fun fact: hitler wanted germany to grow more soybeans
>One of Hitler's first acts after coming to power in 1933 was to plan a huge soybean reserve in Germany to protect the country from the severe oil and protein deficits that had occurred during World War I. Prior to World War II the soybean reserve in Germany had reached roughly 1,000,000 tonnes (Hodges 1943; Arnould 1960). The bulk of this reserve came from imports from Manchuria, since imports from Danubian countries were, by comparison, quite small (Fig. 2.??). When Germany invaded Poland in September 1939, starting World War II, Hitler considered his soybean reserves more than adequate.

soyinfocenter.com/HSS/europe3.php

Think of it as immersion therapy
t.Nearly killed the aspergic Sudanese dork doing last night's Deliveroo with my drunken antics

scared money don't make none

>when im in ubers i like to randomly break out into screams. usually the ethnic minority ones get all jumpy when i do idk why tho

well its the bogan battlecry innit, probably thought you were gonna go cronulla on their ass

>just be yourself bro

just greentext your whole night and get it over with

bit grim (s)he dates negroes and is post-op
she would look proper with a little willy down there
not bent btw

wtf i love soy now?

shouldnt have gone the wank before gym

now i just feel empty and tired

He legitimately seems like a nice boy

good for her though

probably doesn't need to spend much time dilating

me? oh i'm part of the chad left, since you asked

imagine fucking a tranny

puking at the thought

Dunedin is the 5t lairgest ceety o New Zealand wi mair nor 142,000 indwallers. It is situatit in the sooth-east o the Sooth Isle.

It's the ceety wi the lairgest population o Scots in the kintra, syne aboot the 1860s.

>dilating
what does this mean
I'm not googling in case a photo pops up

this guy is alt chad

you might call it the chadical left

I MEAN DID YOU EVEN PICK UP ROGER FROM SOCCER PRATICE

pin gwin

wish post-op just meant there was a little smooth area there instead of any sexual organs or lack thereof
maybe in the future

post op transsexuals have to dildo their vaginas for a while every day to make sure they don't close up

stuff.co.nz/travel/news/100795753/jimmy-carr-has-had-a-dig-at-dunedin-but-heres-how-it-stacks-up-against-other-cities
lmao

nz twats

why are you guys so gay?

Not much to say, he had his keys tangled up with the bag that had my order and he was expecting me to pick it up from the bottom but I attacked it from the top. The mutual social anxiety was palpable.

whyd u have to use the name roger?

they stick a dildo like contraption in their fake vagina to keep it from healing and to get the fistulae out

love men & pints
simples

fuck that

Sup Forums is the third gayest board on here after /fit/ and /lgbt/

are you nonwhite? be honest

>fistulae
wtf is that.

im not googling it

Trannies get a "vagina" that is always trying to seal itself up because it is literally an open wound, so they need to force it to stay open by shoving medical dilators into it. They also have pubic hair on the inside.

hello luvvie ruggie x

dude are you white? i'm white, i'm italian polish american and i'm white and based

i've had sex with 642 women

assange is the greatest shitposter of all time

Well it's a good thing that you identify with the gender you were born with then isn't it?
Cis scum should feel happy about the shit they won't ever have to deal with

no why

The Unitit States o Americae commonly referred tae as the Unitit States or Americae is a constitutional federal republic componed o 50 states, a federal destrict, five major sel-govrening territories, an various possessions. Forty-aicht o the fifty states an the federal destrict are contiguous an locatit in North Americae atween Canadae an Mexico. The state o Alaska is in the northwast corner o North Americae, bordered bi Canadae tae the east an athort the Bering Strait frae Roushie tae the wast. The state o Hawaii is an airchipelago in the mid-Pacific Ocean. The U.S. territories are scattered aboot the Paceefic Ocean an the Caribbean Sea. Nine time zones are covered. The geografie, climate an wildlife o the kintra are extremely diverse.

Comedy refers tae any discourse or wirk generally intendit tae be humorous or tae amuse bi inducin laughter, especially in theatre, televeesion, film an staund-up comedy.

why are his feet perfectly parallell?

this is a bad sign

>still live at home
>try to fuck my gf without anyone hearing

I’m pretty paranoid. Can’t tell if anyone else in the house can hear.
Anyone want to fuck my gf while I sit in another room and see if I can hear anything?

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u white bro? im white greek lebanese australian

The new President is calling him a big problem. Assange is running out of time.

fush n chups

he is walking towards you

whatever did he mean by that
we may never tell

twitter.com/jimmycarr/status/955339926870032384
>Went to Napier, destroyed by an earthquake - rebuilt - beautiful town.
>Went to Christchurch, destroyed by an earthquake - rebuilt - beautiful town
>I'm now in Dunedin. I'll tell you what this town needs...
ah yes because the best Victorian architecture in the country is horrible and should be replaced with ugly tilt-slabs like in Christchurch
neck yourself you unfunny cunt

I will freely admit with veracity I'm 100% Scotch-Irish
I know this because I live in Hicksville, Virginia
There are no other ethnic groups around
There have been several inter-cousin marriages in my family's past

i used the wrong word it's just an abnormal hole between cavities like between anus and vagina

>ex gf made literally no noise during sex and her orgasm noise was literally a deep exhale and shudder even when she had a toe curler
>new girl moans even when kissing

this is going to be difficult with the parents home haha

A fish supper is battert an fried fish etten wi chips. In Scotland, the fish is uisually haddock. The habit o eatin this in Scotland came fae cafés foondit bi Italian Scots in the 1950s.

post 10/10 breakfast

THREE SWEDES

That brown feller looks mighty displeased

looks horrific

hot

For once I actually side with the sheepfucker
Dunedin's a lovely town, it doesn't need the wrath of God

is that an egg on a plate of peas?

back to sverigetraden

RIP Calle Calle

dude i'm fucking white
i'm so white my man
i'm white as fuck and based

also
>Went to Christchurch, destroyed by an earthquake - rebuilt - beautiful town
it's literally still a desolate construction site, 7 years on

no no im the good yank

is that soy?
*opens mouth*

hate ingesting drugs (alcohol)
LOVE smoking weed

*builds retarded sandstone cathedrals that aren't earthquake proof*
*collapse in an earthquake*

whoa...dude....dude....whoa