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30-year-old Gay Romanian autist edition

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gg

benders need not apply

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manchester

spotted cp in the catalog
reported it like a good boy

...

still cant believe its been 4 months since thailad was publicly executed for calling the king a bender

fertility rate

benders welcome

Had her eating out of the palm of my hand but gave up the power and the relationship died immediately.

Never let women have a modicum of power.

Thank you for applying for HM government's consent for sexual intercourse. Your application on this occasion has been rejected. There will be no appeal process offered to you due to the acts you requested consent for: Anal intercourse, Oral intercourse.

Feel free to apply again at any time

but i see thailand flag here???
pls explain

human development (darker is higher)

thats wierd because i dont see one anywhere

good lad

fucks sake lads. i forgot to apply for extended cuddling on the sexual consent and actions application. i went over the base rate time of 10 minutes and now i'm being audited.

literally the opposite wtf guys?

>Never let women gave a modicum of power.
This is the patrician mindset. Give a female an inch and she'll take a mile.

need a mancunian gf

>Thairad, can you come into my office prease?

>I've just received some... incredibry worrying news from the porice. They say you're a... a paedophire, and that you sragged off king and carred him a bender.

>I'm sorry Thairad but I'm going to have to ask for your ID badge. Prease make sure all your berongings are removed from your desk by the end of the day.

*applies for judicial review*

*mentions that you're racist because anal is part of my cultural heritage*

*gets fast-tracked for approval and an MBE for services to sex*

IT SUMMONS ME

dominican jew...

Thank you for applying for HM Government's consent to sexual intercourse. Unfortunately we do not permit homosexual activity in our society and given your brazen admittance to such activities previously, your local police station has been contacted and you will be interviewed and subsequently sectioned under the mental health act.

*honour kills you*

can I have a finnish (NOT swedish) bf please?

definitely coming down with something

...

OOH WA AH AH AH AH

kek

does gg mean good grief or what

no

gg no re

four more hours until I'm unbanned fom Sup Forums

good game
also it's meant ironically 99% of the time now

gg means great guacamole. its what you say when you eat some good guacamole

gargantuan gonads

the 'itis is such a basic bitch
why can't she be as deep as in my imagination

i think it does

Just told the government i like it up the bum lads haha xx

its a korean e-""""""sport"""""" jargon
good game

youtube.com/watch?v=5Zr6pd-tceo

at least pick something that makes sense, christ

Girl I dated recently wants to talk about what happened but I don't because it basically amounts to her being a cunt.

you cant have your cake and eat it too

simple as

gg

hope you paid your sodomy license

self hating westaboo korean pin dick

Just filed a form requesting permission to take my government issued gf on a date. Should hear back in 4-6 weeks.

gary glitter

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absolutely positively behind horny lads
almost every below 40 female i see within healthy weight is making me squirm

did one of those wanks where you edge for like 7 hours and when you finally cum it's like taking a piss

what if you just like eat half of it and like leave the other half and don't eat that part

you are a gook

Are you on drugs?

Used to do that every day for years. Gets boring after a while.

If the Nazis actually won the war would anything really have changed by 2018 from this reality? A Nazi world Empire probably would have had free trade and free movement of people, which inevitably would have led to changing attitudes the same we experienced in the 60s anyway

find sofia vergara repulsive both in appearance and her expressiveness

you can't have a poo and eat it too

just multivitamins

Toiling from home. Everyone in the office goes for lunch at about the same time, so I can take a nap for a couple of hours in the afternoon

bender

degenerate

hurts your bollocks and stomach after a while though

i respect white people

except those who play below:
League of Legend
PUBG
Overwatch
CSGO
DOTA2

they are subhumans

Scary-O Scary-O Scary-O Scary-O
Scary-O Scary-O
I’m scared but not very though
Scary scary scary-o,
I'm not scared from head to toe
Well, I’m scared, not very though

A few days I inquired about making a doctor's appointment on here

I've been and I've found out that I DON'T have genital warts but I DO have to have a penis operation

sure does
*waddles off bow-legged*

how long have you gone without masturbating?

no, not really.
i think a few things would be different because of how unstable they were, but not much else

i remember when i was 14 and i had my own laptop from school and one holidays i downloaded heaps of porn and i would just stay inside in the dark wanking. 9 years later and nothings changed haha

i want to kiss a boy...

Did not sleep well and have a back ache

Fucks sake

even thought the cake is technically meant for you it would be unthinkable to actually give you the entire thing because then there wouldn't be any for everyone else at your party.


really makes me think

beto...

im a man, want to kiss me instead ;)

Working from home must be so miserable, I commute for an hour both ways and pay £12 a day for trains but if someone offered me to work from home I'd say no,

you know what the real N word is? naledge

wind is howling out

piggly wiggly is the high iq grocery store

only if you're cute

Пepecтaнь выдaвaть ceбя зa мeня.
more than one.

What? Esti roman?

Why user, I really don't get why you'd prefer the commute

oh never mind then

really miss it use to go there as a kid

*jumps you*
WHAT THE FUCK DID U SAY CRACKER

black man looking for a white american gf here

gib aussie bums

ah yes Sup Forums thinks I'm a yank and gives me a yank flag even though I'm posting from the UK
why does my IP address keep fucking up

no it's nigger

>Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc
the only multivitamin I need

those are terrible bums

FOY

what should I fap to? make it good

If the entire world just disappeared tomorrow and only Europe stayed the same, not much would change to be honest

fucking state

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2 weeks but it was fine until and i drank alcohol yesterday and saw those gorgeous ethiopians
think if i wank ill break a world record for sperm speed

And Sup Forums is automatically rotating my pictures, brilliant