Drank all my whiskey

>drank all my whiskey
>drank all my beer but one
>sobering up now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Do people in your country know this feel?

yes it's why i don't drink

Drink last beer, order alcohol on Amazon Prime, go to sleep, next day delivery of alcohol is here, rinse and repeat.

Don't fuck about lad, alcoholic life is easy.

drink the one beer while you still have a buzz to add on to

I don't know if my state does alcohol deliveries.
Land of the free and such, you know.

you can fuckin bet your ass they do

PSG season 2 NEVER

This pisses me off even more than the sobering up.

Yes it's called laskuhumala

Truly an appropriate word.
Thank you, honestly.

Found a bottle of 90 proof peppermint schnapps.
Guess this'll do...

when I drink I do terrible shit and make an ass of myself to everyone. then when I sober up I feel like shit entire day, mentally so I drink even more.

it's a cycle.

oтpeзвлeниe
like "sober" but ing

Hope you guys don't really so this. Alcoholism is junkie tier

Take a bath. Watch some movie or anime. Eat something easy. Don't hang yourself. Take some relaxing drug or pill if you have it.

Good, it was a better fit for adult swim

My night last night:
>Get drunk
>make an ass of myself on facebook
>order a pizza from uber eats
>half-pass out and miss the delivery guy
>He didn't call or anything
>Stumble around the front yard and my neighbours front yard looking for it in case he left it
>Fall over on my neighbours balcony I think it was (I have scratches all over my legs and back and a bruise on my arm)
>climb halfway up the fence between my house and other neighbours house
>piss over the side
>decide I want something to eat so I drive to hungry jacks
>manage to avoid any accidents and the coppers
>eat a rather satisfying meal
>try to call a girl but am too tired
>crawl into the boot of my corolla and sleep there using my water bottles as the best pillow I could find
Should probably stop drinking

Am I the only one who hates being drunk? Like I mean, I hate the feeling of tipsiness.

I think this word will be useful to me
kalsarikannit

>make an ass of myself on facebook
my favourite. and then you see in the morning all the shit you did, like sending dicks, body etc pics to random sluts, sexting some old bitches that you just invited and calling your ex a whore

a fucking classic
add a strong coffee to the mix, you'll feel better. it's a high better than drugs.

>and then you see in the morning all the shit you did
That's why I'm only using anonymous imageboards.

The first thing I do when I wake up from a drinking session is go through my activity log

lole
probably should stop drinking
sounds like me, honestly
especially the sleeping in the boot...

Being drunk is the best feeling I know.
>stage one - 3-4 beers getting tipsy, everything is great
>stage two - 6-7 beers or some vodka drinks, life is really good now, damn it's good
>stage three - entire bottle of vodka or 15 beers, shitfaced beyond belief, I call it the surprise faze because suddenly you wake up in the next town over naked in a ditch

>bonus stage- steady drinking all day but just enough to stay drunk aka the farmers birthday/midsummer faze, 12 hours or more of feeling great mixed with food and water (important)

well, can't you go to a store?

>bottle of vodka
>shitfaced
no wonder everybody thinks swedes are total sissyboys.

What is the drink with the lowest alcohol/calorie ratio?
I'm tired of getting fat but I like drinking

I drink every day alone like a true alcoholic, and I would never finish a whole (700ml) vodka bottle.
The worst days I could drink about half of it, and I would already be risking to suffer those evil spins.

y-yes, but it's 40 minutes round trip from a proper liquor store...
at like, 6 AM....

Vodka, probably. It is supposed to be just water and ethanol, with very few impurities.
You just take the calories of the alcohol. It can't get lower than that.

lmao
my father buys the 1.75 liter bottles and drinks over half every fucking night
I do almost the same, unfortunately

it's fucking -30C in my city today, so in 1 hour right after work I'm gonna be in a bar and have 2 beers first, wating for my chebureki is cooking, then I take 100gr of vodka and drink it with chebureki.

How do you drink every day and still get drunk off half a bottle of vodka?

just shut up bitch

I wish I lived a land without retarded laws about alcohol.

I don't get "drunk". I don't have the same euphoria as before. It just makes me more sleepy. I also don't usually experience hangovers (or I don't notice it, at least)

I don't seem to acquire tolerance to the "spins" though. And that sucks.

>laskuhumala
so what does it actualy mean?

What kind of shihole do you live in?

I used to be like that too but for some reason I stopped talking to people except for Sup Forums.

Rural America, lad. This is very normal, unfortunately.

It's called enlightenment

Have you done similar?

This tbqh. I wish I could drink twice as much without getting drunk. Even when I start to feel good, I soon get annoyed at not becoming clearheaded.

try not speaking to people if you're not a neet in a comfy mommy basement

I love this thread.
There's nothing better than drinking, it fills all the purposes: To party, to relax after the wageslave job, to get comfy in house...

Hell, I doubt I could live if alcohol dissapeared by tomorrow.

are you drinking now espana bro?

Whats the point of drinking if you dont get drunk

Because there are really good tasting kinds of alcohol that you just want to drink sometime without having to get drunk.

No, I'm at work.
But I was minutes before learning swedish with Duolingo, not even joking.

Nice! I plan to learn Spanish.

No, I exclusively drink until I lose consciousness and wake up sober