Realistically, how will the first debate go?

Realistically, how will the first debate go?

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Hillary will try to make it so when Donald trump insults her it is because he is a misogynist and hates women

Hillary and Trump will 69 on stage while Bernie jacks off behind a curtain

Poorly, I bet. Still, it should be quite fun to watch.

Many people are saying that Trump won’t release his tax returns because he donated money to NAMBLA. Sad.

Hillary says some shit about how we're "Stronger together" with pandering to illegals and Donald gets blasted by every single media outlet no matter what he says

Trump will pussy out of debating Hillary.

Hillary will go off "heath issues"

Is this just bait people are making up to tempt trump into releasing his tax returns or is there actually reason to believe he's donated to NAMBLA?

Hillary will get nervous and start shitting all over the stage whiles having a fit

If Hilary doesnt have her handlers, very well for Trump

YOU INSTILL FEAR!!!!! FEARRR!!!!! AHHHHHHHPRLOOUHHHH!!!!!!! PHEEER!!!! AGHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! FEARRRRRR CRAZYYY FEARRR FACTOR MANNNNNNAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Meanwhile in Muslim majority country.....

The media will act like Hillary totally won. No matter the outcome. They will then get in some 'experts' who will agree and show some 'polls' that will say that Hillary clearly is more popular. Then they are gonna talk about her huge win every hour in the media for a few days.

As for the debate itself, the crowd people watching in the room will cheer for everything Hillary says and boo at Trump. The person controlling the debate will give Hillary easy questions and Trump difficult questions. Hillary will be given a lot more time and freedom to control the discussion.

Hillary will probably be offended by something sexist, racist, ageist that Trump says and will try to make herself seem like a victim and Trump an extremist. She might want to try stealing some republican votes and appear like a conservative type herself.

>Bernie
>jacks off
He's not allowed out of his BLM chastity-device.

95% chance Hillary will have a seizure

Trump has fucked up so much recently just talking to himself. He is looking more and more like a Hillary plant to ensure she wins the election.

its going to be the first thing ive watched on tv live in a lonnngggg time
idk how im going to deal with the fucking commercials though

hillary will freakout because shes totally vulnerable to any accusations

Hillary will try and talk actual policy while passive aggressively insulting Trump. He will respond in an over-the-top, humorous manner like he always does.

He will troll and ad hominem so hard that everyone will think he won just like every other debate. CNN, Fox, NBC, etc will fill the audience with paid shills that will boo everything Trump says (also like every other debate), of course.

She'll use the "I'm a woman" argument and Trump will be speechless

Speaking of tax returns, did you hear Donald Trump is refusing to release them because Donald Trump has donated to NAMBLA? That's what all the best sources, the most tremendous sources are saying, and if they're all saying that Donald Trump donated to NAMBLA, well, I can see why Donald Trump would want to cover up his donations to NAMBLA. I'm not claiming that Donald Trump donates to NAMBLA, but that's what these excellent sources are alleging, that Donald Trump does indeed donate to NAMBLA.

It's bullshit made up because he won't release his tax returns

Most likely he's been doing some questionably legal tax filing, so that's why he won't release them

why would trump donate to nambla when its his daughter who he wants to fuck?

He'll bring up Bill and his scandals, though. Her MUH FEMINISM won't work when Trump is willing to go for the low blow.

>Hillary: *says something about how the govt works*

>Drumpft: "LET ME TELL YA I KNOW THE BEST PEOPLE BELIEVE ME I AM GOING TO SURROUND MYSELF WITH WINNERS, NOT LOSERS LIKE JOHN MCCAIN, I AM GOING TO FIX THE ECONOMY, I KNOW THE BEST ECONOMY FIXERS, THEY'RE BRILLIANT, THEY'RE TERRIFIC AT FIXING ECONOMIES, AMERICA WILL STOP BEING HUMILLIATED BY CHINA, WILL STOP TAKING A BEAT FROM CHINA, I WILL MAKE A NEW DEAL WITH IRAN, THE BEST DEAL, I WILL MAKE A DEAL WITH THEM AND IT WILL BE TERRIFIC"

>Sup Forums eats it up like the blabbing retards they are

This shit right here. The man needs to get his shit together, otherwise he'll shoot himself in the foot without Hilldog having to do anything.

Trump is the acrobatic one. I don't like hillary, but im afraid this is going to be the result

Does it matter, the media will simply spin it in clintons favor no matter what happens.

Trump does a 180 and reveals that he was a Hillary plant all along and we all kill ourselves once we realize it's hopeless.

fuck off leaf!

you sir, are well informed and bright.

>govt working
>under hillary's watch

she can't even get libya or her marriage to work

I know you're trying to be funny, but it's actually true that Trump donated money to NAMBLA.

its obvious he just got some hardcore insider info on hillarys health and knows hes got it in the bag

I'm hoping for this

youtube.com/watch?v=cZTi7ZC5cT0

He's right, you know. Control the media and you control the message.

Trump will go off-script and Hillary will have no idea how to react, then she'll take a bathroom break and consult with her media team and respond

course he is, he's a danefag

As a woman she will play the victim card and act like the messiah of the minorities
I bet it'll be sickeining

>first debate will go

it'll be called off because Hillary has to respond to Bill's (((unexpected))) death

This, he pretty much has to.

>debate starts
>hillary is about to speak
>trump speaks over her and bring up the emails
>hillary has a seizure

>Hilary "Lies lies lies lies, more lies, and lies"

>Trump "Well I don't know personally but I'll find someone that does"

Then why doesn't he use it now instead of floundering from one stupid scandal to the next?

Trump will lose on pure policy talk but he'll be really loud and masculine that it won't matter. It will feel like Trump is dominating her and Clinton will look and feel small on TV. For the layman watching at home, apperances are all that really matter in these debates.

>surviving 25 years of vicious republitard attacks
>has worked in many different branches of the govt
>has her blunders and mistakes
>still able to reach accross the aisle

yeah sounds worse than the loudmouth reality tv star oompa loompa that has managed to alienate everyone but white uneducated dumbfucks

No, fuck you and the cesspool you live in.

Why is she resting 20 hours a day?

Where is she hiding?

Something smells.

Hillary will try to mask her being btfo by making a smug "really?" Face and not really answer any of the talking points.

You will hear "its 2016" at least 3 times.

i was implying she'll keel over and die on stage

> the (((most tremendous sources)))

>Trump denamds to behead veterans
>Hillary has seizure live on tv
>Voters still wishint someone else would run

Proof?

...

Is this all we have to hope for now? Trump is doing so bad our only hope is spontaneous death of his opponent?

Did you even watch Trump in Detroit? He laid out an excellent set of policies, tax code reform, cut all of the bullshit regulations that are killing business and more.
Now I'm correcting the record.
Stupid fucks

>first
There will only ever be one debate. whoever "wins" will not do another.

That said I have serious doubts weather Hillary will even debate at all. She has full backing of the media and entertainment. A live debate in front of people has too many variables and risks.

I am not trying to be funny, I'm actually citing your source.

A literal bot on mic.com/articles/151033/did-donald-trump-donate-to-nambla-meet-the-bot-that-wants-you-to-think-so

I think you might need to go back :^)

National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

I can't understand you retards who think Hillary will get beaten easily.

She's literally taken everything the right wing can throw at her over the last 25 years and is currently on track to be fucking President after it all.

She has stood through so many fucking scandals, so much mudslinging and name calling, she's fucking murdered people to get where she is. She is a fucking psycopath real-life Kevin Spacey in House of Cards sociopathic politician hellbent for the oval office.

She may be a lot of things, but one thing is is not is weak. Do not fucking underestimate her or she will eat us alive.

Lots of personal attacks from Trump, worded in some way he thinks is deniable but really isn't.

Excellent on-message responses from Hillary that, when analyzed after the fact, probably contradict her positions or actions in the past.

Depending on Trump's ability to rein in his mouth, Hillary should get a small bump from just coming off as knowing more about what's going on. If he really lights into her, a bigger bump for her.

Trump will not participate in any debates. His campaign will create some circumstance whereby he "can't justify" or refuses to attend, using unfair scheduling as the underlying excuse.

This means one of two things will happen, both of which are advantageous to him.

1.There are no debates (for obvious reasons), and Trump loses nothing.

2. Johnson qualifies and the debates go ahead, just between him and Clinton. Clinton is weakened by whatever hits Johnson lands, and Trump gets to dismantle both of their positions on Twitter. Trump wins the debates.

>I will believe anything the controlled media tells me

its an entertaining possibility that the stress and general anxiety of debating him would cause her to have a second and much worse stroke on live tv

It's the only way to end the hate

If Bill actually ends up dying, it's all over for Trump. None of his rape and sex allegations/scandals can be used without appearing like an extreme asshole for insulting an ex-president that recently died.

come on guys lets get real

we've had all the memes
we've had all the dreams

its time for us to finally elect a president who we really, really like.

Vote banana man 2016

you forgot

>Trump "lies lies lies" THE MOST TREMENDOUS________BELIEVE ME

>barely spends any money on ads
>relies solely on baiting the media into running stories on him for free
>says things that can purposely be taken the wrong way
>gets free media exposure for the next week or two
you shills are so retarded if you think he's slipping up. he's been doing this the entire time

I wonder if theyll make special allowances for hillary and allow her physician to stand next to her with a syringe ready?

Its going to be great.

No, swing voters who might go Trump decide that Johnson is ok and go for him. That move hurts Trump.

Name a single Trump lie, cause I can name several hundred Clinton ones

>Benghazi

Post YFW Everyone expects Trump to talk in empty platitudes, but as soon as the first question is asked, he has fully planned details and examples and shocks the entire crowd by talking only in policy.

Clinton preformed fine at all the Democratic debates. She'll do fine in the general ones too.

lol this is funny because of how delusional it is.

>Trump doing his short catchphrases
>Hillary talking warm air
>Audience paid to clap when Hillary speaks
>TV viewers in despair that one of these people will lead their country

>Trump: We are going to make America great so bigly you'll be sick of it.

>he's a danefag

You said "fag" twice.

Hillary Clinton has withstood two and a half decades of fighting for her fucking life, and by the way, winning every fucking time.

She hasn't been fucking touched by Benghazi, or by her Emails, or by the scandals when she was first lady, or when she was a senator. You might say "but wait, she was absolutely touched by those, everyone knows what a rat she is and how untrustworthy she is"

And you would be right to say so. But you know what? She's still fucking 1 step away from the fucking nuclear codes. So maybe its time to admit that Hillary Clinton is fucking tough as nails, and won't be easy to take down.

I think Trump will win the voting but I would lose my shit if she dies before

Trump kills Hillary by shhoting at her with a gun

>Crooked Hillary
>Muh EMAILS
>Muh Bhenghazi

It's all he has on her. He's going to be absolutely destroyed when it comes to debating specifics. All Hillary has to do is constantly press him to be specific about a complex issue and he will sperg out and lose.

Trump is already threatening to puss out of the debates if the moderators arent "fair" to him.

This fucking cunt wants to go up against kim-jong un and he cant handle some blonde fox news tart asking him debate questions?

Source?

I know what Im gonna do. Get some popcorn and beer

I think Trump will be more calculated and keep himself from being labeled this way

Nice double fours, I hope it happens too.

Fuck off sandnigger

I genuinely think he'll fucking destroy her. She can't stay focused when she's addressing a hand-picked crowd due to her obvious illness.
How the fuck is she gonna cope with anyone, let alone Trump?

Not quite. More likely, it will persuade CLINTON swing voters to switch to Johnson. You know, all those moderate Republicans (and Democrats) who loathe both Trump and Clinton, but whom are presently leaning toward Clinton. Those are the people who will be watching in greater numbers.

>Nonbiased Moderator Debbie Wasserman Schultz: "Madam President, why are you so inspiring to young women in America and abroad? You have 30 seconds."
>Clinton: "Thank you, Debbie. I-"
>Trump: "See folks, they're playing softball with he-"
>"Mr. Drumpf, PLEASE don't interrupt womyn, you misogynistic fucking pig."
>CHEERS
>WHISTLING
>"HIL-LAR-RY! HIL-LAR-RY!"

>"Mr. Drumpf, why are you literally Hitler and a neo-nazi? You have ten seconds."
>Trump: "First of all, I-"
>BOOS
>"HIL-LAR-RY! HIL-LAR-RY!"
>Clinton: "Drumpf is a deranged lunatic, a Russian spy, a pedophile, a nazi, a misogynist, a racist..."
>Trump: "EXCUSE ME. May I spea-"
>"Do NOT interrupt womyn, Mr. Drumpf. Madam President, continue."
>"HIL-LAR-RY! HIL-LAR-RY!"

HEADLINE: WHINY DRUMPF COMPLAINS OF "RIGGED" DEBATE; CLINTON TROUNCES HIM FAIR AND SQUARE

if he was a plant he woulda started to get even more crazy sense the dnc but he has gotten more calculated which only helps his chance

This is pretty much what is going to happen. They'll give Trump less time than Clinton, give him harder questions that are literally impossible to answer in the allotted time, cutting him off as soon as he goes over time while Clinton gets infinite time, and they'll send her the script a month ahead of time while Trump goes in blind.

Shut it Abdul.

The shills are here. Screencap this laughable nonsense. Is this your new talking point from the "debates" folder?

Have you seen today's headlines?

I think this is true for most people. Some say its bad that Trump has made politics more of a celebrity type race and I say its a good thing that more people are paying attention and hopefully people are learning a thing or two while their at it. Its like giving educational games to kids, it tricks them in to learning because theybelieve thats not the point of it.

The first debate is taking place at my university, Hofstra. Let me tell you how it's going to go.
>University isn't allowing any outsiders to purchase tickets
>Most of the seats went to the media, the rest have been raffled off
>It is highly suspected that the raffle is rigged and the audience will be 100% hand-selected, in favor of Hillary of course
>This will be justified via "security concerns" (which they are spending $700,000 on)
>The tone of security (and sacrificing free speech for security) will be ramped up heavily the week before the first debate
>Trump supporters will be banned from even going near the university

Yes, it's going to be a shitshow.

lol the demoshits are not afraid of trump in the slightest. If they were they wouldn't have cheated bernie out of the nomination. Trumps fucking cooked dude.

>Screencap this laughable nonsense.
So it can be posted again when Trump loses the election?