Team gb will not wij anymore gold medals and will not win any on swimming
Jeremiah Powell
...
Kevin Gutierrez
Fuck off retarded slav, your blood is dirty
William Young
I do indeed believe it is difficult to wij medals.
Dominic Lee
nothing improves a hangover like reading all the confused replies from people on normiebook who you messaged with complete gibberish after not talking to them for years
Carson Flores
nth for Yukari!
You doing alright this evening lads?
Parker Smith
>Thread poem This is brit/pol/ not fag/pol/
Levi Peterson
>667
Kek tells you to fuck off
Aaron Stewart
this would cripple me for days I would see those messages every time I closed my eyes, and feel intense shame and then drink to dull the pain
Ayden Perry
I don't even like the Olympics.
Xavier Thomas
Fluffy Nips are honorary Anglos.
Austin Collins
...
Hunter Morris
>Not having regard for British culture >Not being able to balance masculine pursuits with intellectual ones >Not heeding the warning of the poem
Are you sure you're British?
Samuel Martin
>he doesn`t like poetry I bet you`re a northern savage.
Xavier Flores
Our slags have been fucking AWFUL
RREEEEEEEEe
Jayden Watson
Canadians are our brothers. Though maybe we should purge them tbdesu.
Nolan Sullivan
Considering suicide.
Asher Jones
hello where are the slutty feminine boys :3
Robert Rodriguez
Duke of Westminster just died lads
Gf shouted in to tell me Prince Philip died.
Ryder Cox
It usually takes me a couple of weeks of screaming internally to blot out the memories every time they bubble up before I can get over the stupid shit I've done when I'm drunk. Some things last forever though.
Asher Cooper
>when the banter goes too far Hang in there, lad.
Grayson Davis
How far north? Centre belt north? Scotland north? Settlement of inbred Gaels north?
Aiden Sanders
Banning grammar schools was a mistake.
Levi Baker
Educate your woman.
Ayden Williams
Anzu if from your country m8
William Wright
>turkroaches stealing our dubs
Carter Brooks
Watched the film last night. Was pretty good.
>Last night >Have a dream I was in a packed house of commons sitting on the opposite side of the bench where Jacob Rees-Mog was giving a speech during PMQs
This place is having an affect on me.
Gavin Rivera
How did you improve yourself today Brit/pol?
Jason Cooper
Wut? Round here it's socially acceptable to claim it if you've got a job.
Jackson Howard
I wish I dreamt of Moggy.
I contributed to the economy.
Ryan Taylor
Failed another job interview.
Mason Sanchez
By not hanging myself. That was a good start T B H F A M.
Xavier Reed
When I originally went to uni, I shared a flat with 5 other people I didn't know so would get drunk to socialise then do stupid shit then drink more to deal with it then do more stupid shit
this escalated for a whole year, and I have so many memories from that time that I can't shake off due to extreme embarrassment
Blake Murphy
...
Lucas Reed
Good lads, keep on going
Jack Lee
Well at least she cared a bit
Wyatt Brooks
anzuu is too masculne im gonna steal ur anal virginity fgt
Asher Allen
Me
Levi Scott
I thought about how one might overcome laziness but I didn't get far
Blake Miller
t. Tribal bogtrotter savage
Samuel Wilson
>anzuu is too masculne Bit gay, lad.
Jayden Peterson
Maybe tomorrow.
Camden Lee
I'm sitting here with boxes of Tramadol, Tramacet, Codeine, a bottle of Oramorph and 2 Fentanyl 25 microgram patches and a bottle of vodka wanting to end it. Also have a shit load of Valium and sleeping pills. But just going to watch a movie and get stoned.
Parker Lee
Took LSD.
Hudson Nguyen
My current favourite is the fact that a couple of weeks ago I got completely fucking spannered in a library and ended up getting kicked out because I got sick in a pringles tube in the computer lab bit. I don't know what I said but I know I tried arguing. That's been making me shudder recently.
Mason King
...
Jaxon Barnes
Got out of bed slightly faster.
>Can't remember dreams for months >Finally get nighttime anxiety under control and sleep normally >First dreams are all deep and depressing
Wish I could dream about Moggy, the only politician I've dreamt about was Abbott.
Noah Kelly
...
Brayden Allen
I tend to just leave it at a few pints of newcastle, enough to get that buzz.
Carter Murphy
RIP Major-General Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor, 6th Duke of Westminster.
1951-2016
Press F to pay respects.
Joshua Davis
>only politician I've dreamt about was Abbott
was it hot?
Owen Collins
>the only politician I've dreamt about was Abbott. Anti-comfy.
Aaron Reed
;_;7
Parker Morales
>F ;_;7
Levi Garcia
Fuck you hitchens I'll do what I want to.
Carson Reyes
Just stuff I've stored over the years, was given Fentanyl patches ages ago by a friend, never used them, was given 3 of them and opened one up, weird gel inside like a condom lube packet.
Valium is nice though, relaxing.
Justin Nelson
>Major-General Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor, 6th Duke of Westminster. >Funded the Britain Stronger IN Campaign
God willed it
Ryder Gomez
Similar experience here. Mate of mines is constantly posting Snapchat stories too. I would wake up thinking everything went well the night before, check Snapchat and then watch story after story of me acting a complete tool. Bad times.
Wyatt Campbell
R8 my order lads
Noah Rivera
its not a curry 0/10 try again
Luis Gray
Wrote about it before so it's probably in the archive somewhere.
I wanted to split Labour, so formed the Lab party. Abbott got really angry and started shouting at me, in my face and everything, it was scary. I explained how Lab was a legitimate party and she huffed and walked off.
F
Cameron Lewis
You fat fuck.
Michael Taylor
Pretty good and cheap where you live?
Matthew Peterson
That's pretty bad m8
but I think I can top it recently my mum has been asking me to go to mass with her but I literally can't because I once knocked on my local priests door while drunk and having an existential crisis, and he asked did I want to confess anything, so I told him I called Jesus a kike on a stick, and a few other things I haven't been to mass in the year that has passed since.
Grayson Nguyen
i dont feel gud
Julian Robinson
>vegetarian spring rolls
Mason Hill
I just get beef fried rice and some chips.
Apart from that, 8/10.
Christian Perry
Got on universal credit
Hoping to get a job before the year ends
Leo Phillips
This kills the scots
Angel Sanchez
>tfw was smartest person in my year back at the age when I would've taken the Eleven Plus >tfw went to a comprehensive >tfw now 21 >tfw lazy NEET with nothing to live for
Elijah Martin
...
Noah Garcia
South west shithole town.
Had to spend a tenner for delivery, will save spring rolls for tomorrow desu.
Every curryhouse charged a fuckload for delivery.
It was that or something shit.
>chips >with a chinese U wot
Oliver Price
>'Try'
Similar here lad
Jace Flores
kek
Jaxon Myers
We got some heart attack tier food but it's worth it lad.
Hudson Lopez
Trump just said this in regards to a Hilary victory in November: "By the way, if she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks," he then added. "Though the second amendment folks, maybe there is, I don't know...
> W H A T > I S > T H I S > A B S O L U T E > M O N G > D O I N G
Grayson Gomez
walk to the curry house then , how far away could it be ?
Jayden Hall
broke up with gf of 5 years
Ayden Lopez
Usually let all the shit about Muslims, blacks, womens rights and other lefty bollocks wash over me because at the end of the day I'm a white male and they all want me dead anyway, but trannies fucking disgust me.
Families having to go to the USA and pay for kids cancer treatment and some fucking sicko who wants to mutilate his genitals gets all teary because he has to wait 18 months to satisfy his sick fetish.
Wyatt Sanchez
Drunk feels thread?
>get drunk >dive over car, literally roll over the bonnet and all the way to the boot >end up snapping windscreen wiper >car was an expensive one too >mates film the whole thing, in fact they gave me the idea in the first place >wake up with no memory of the night and the video sent to me >want to die
I still can't bring myself to watch that video again. Mixture of cringe and shame.
Jack Brown
72D chess.
James Nelson
the curry house is protected by black ppls tho
Michael Powell
No one that was going to vote for him is going to see anything wrong with that, and everyone that will get angry for it wasn't going to vote for him anyway.
That's fucking fantastic, how can you be so successful yet so retarded?
Kevin Long
I woke up before 3pm.
Luke Baker
Some lad I know threw a pork chop at a paramedic at a rowdy BBQ, then launched a bin bag full of bottles at a taxi before shitting himself on the road.
Least you didn't do anything that bad.
Evan Miller
Anyone else watching the rowing highlights and getting pissed off at the car horn sound every 10 seconds?
Sounds like it's coming from outside my window, I got up to check outside and everything.
