Storytime Weekend of Pain: Civil War/Frontlines

I told myself I wouldn't participate this year.

I made myself a promise I wouldn't contribute to the madness;

but what can I say?

Maybe we deserve Penance...

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Previous Storytimes of Pain

Amazons Attack!
Trouble
Marville
Diesel
Matt Fraction's X-Men
Sam Humphries' X-Force
Sonichu
Bleedman's Powerpuff Girls
Mystery Storytime of Pain

Spider-man - Sins Past
Warrior
Ultimate End
Ultimates 3
Ultimatum
San Humphries' Ultimates
Knuckles the Echidna
The Rape of Ms. Marvel
Fight Club 2
JLA - Created Equal
JLA - Act of God
Justice League - Cry for Justice
Batman - Death of the Family
Superman/Wonder Woman - Whom Gods Destroy
Fearless
Our Love is Real:

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I blame Maria Hill for starting Civil War.

She set the tone of the entire conflict.

Join, or be murdered before anything is signed into law.

Join, and go from a teenager who can make clouds to a Child Soldier/Sniper for the US Government.

Join, or have snipers waiting on your doorstep to murder your wife and baby.

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By the way, feel free to chime in with reactions to the story, but try to hold off on images

Thanks compadres

Frontlines

Issue one

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If only national tragedies actually resulted in legislation passing to prevent future tragedies.

But I digress.

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Wow I hate you guys
Look at all this shit
And I've read it all
What's wrong with you
what's wrong with me

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Love you too, user.

We'll get through this together.

The only downfall of the Civil War movie, was that it didn't have fan-favorite Sally Floyd in it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=hDLsI9mw744

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>old captain marvel villain
See this simple sentence right here should be your first and last indicator not to go after the fucking guy

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Ayyyy

Imagine if Steve Lieber just showed up and apologized for not stopping this.

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Civil War

Issue 2

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It's funny that the more you learn about the Marvel universe, the shittier this story becomes.

And even with that knowledge it's shit.

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Really enjoying/hating this so far. Thanks.

Is there some organizational group deciding what gets into the SOP festival, or can anyone just post this celebration of terrible comics. Because I have some garbage I'd love to contribute.

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Blowing up an office building is "minimum force"?

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If not for the complete backtracking of this, I would love this moment.

Back in Black is great.

For more on Spider-man going public with his secret identity, cross reference Storytime of Pain:
"One More Day"

Frontlines

Issue 2

Pardon the wait.

Back to our main programming.

Er, sidestories.

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