/brit/ - The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret Edition

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Favourite serial murderer?

a little prancing would be nice

judge oxford bender's dad

anime

not long now

just spunked in your mum whilst your dad sat in a chair in the corner and watched haha

would have to be me

(joking GCHQ and met police/scotland yard)

>horrid day of toil
>Trains all fucked for my journey home

Aaah yes

Download stuff from the Great Courses, there's a torrent for everything. And they're 12-24 hours of lectures

willy bum bum!!!

Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

listening to madness because i'm a madman haha

You are now HIV positive.
You
Talking!

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i honestly cannot be right in the head if i talk about murdering people casually and talk about fucking peoples mums

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Dean Corll or William George Heirens I guess

Listening to AC/DC thanks to my current mood.

skidaddle skidoodle

explain this post

dont understand this post

Reckon you are just sitting at a computer 2bh

Wish I could go back in time and heem Lenin

Favorite mass murderer?

Israel Keyes

agreed. McCartney was the brains

EAR/ONS. Also quite like the Zodiac Killer.

Got a little sad before bed last night haha

M. Thatcher

got a little sad every day my entire life

Post wank blues?

listening to oasis whilst drinking a sugary fruit drink made by coca cola

I was the best one out of the beatles

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doing a listen x

these were men wi a trade

Not sure what he's saying. There are plenty of anti-communists in those parts of the world.

poo

She's saying that Western academics are wrong about Marx and we should listen to Rasheed instead.

Utterly mental essentially.

I think they're saying everywhere in the world apart from europe and n. america are communist and there's no way that many people could be wrong

the weekly mortality check

haha even as a babby??? fucking pathetic man up you mong

alri john

parp

sup paul

Oxford's dad used to diddle him, that's why he's so gay

>they are correct because they are non-white
>tranny

lenin is spinning in heaven

i am. i just bury those feelings and carry on with my life.

reckon my spastic mate's posting right now ITT

just been baited out as a virgin outside stratford westfields

darn

Marcel Petiot desu, right fiend.

back from lancashire

the north is genuinely fucking disgusting, just miles and miles of urban decay
the people are ugly and their accents make me sick
thank god i live in the southwest, don't know how northerners havent all offed themselves already

bounced the housemate's plates off the wall

rude

think you mean hell

lancashire? poor man's lanarkshire

tek 'em out 'n RUB 'EM
SWAP 'EM REWND

sad little twat i showed you this general

mincing fairy southerner

>gym and healthy dinner
>Pizza hut and a film

Hmmm, tricky one lads

Saw the new leeds crest in an OP from an earlier brit thread but assumed it was just(!) a fan logo or whatever and had nothing to do with the club itself.

Only one of my mates has any possibility of being a channer. He's obsessed with Pat Bateman and lifts like a mad cunt. Don't reckon he's on /brit/ though.

>westfield
Isn't that intu now though

I was listening to talksport last night and some lad took a trip to Leeds over the weekend

He said it was pretty grim and it even "smelled like working class"

Croydon is the best part of the UK

I'll be in London in two weeks for several months, I'm looking for a twink british boy to train

program:

>put him in chastity cage and on hormone treatment
>make him wear slut lingerie and a collar
>make my slave and my bondage bitch
>make him fall in love with the smell of my cock and balls
>fuck, toy and gape his ass constantly
>when his anus is dilated enough i make him my personal toilet
>fill his asshole with my hot piss

gym and pizza hut?

oh looks lads
it's the lone Bradley poster.

it's like plymouth (grim shitehole) but it's half the country

>Your ship docks in geostationary orbit above Lancashire Prime, Capital County of the Galactic Republic, c.2517 Anno Domini
>You settle in for a relaxing hot pot dinner and pint of ale whilst you begin your approach to NeoLancaster

fetlife.com

gonna pretend to be a twink then arrive and heem you

leftism is a mental disease

But /brit/ said Plymouth is alri....

Would /brit/ make things up?

is Lancaster a good uni

mcdonalds
mcdonalds
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza

I wrangled one
you can have him if you want

You arrive in Birmingham

Yes, it's a nice town too.

for me, its got to be bundy

spaghetti for scranin dins

Can't stop!
Lose job!
Mind gone!
Silicon!
What bomb?
Get away!
Pay day!
Make hay!
Break down!
Need fix.
Big six.
Clickity click.
Hold on!
Oh no,
Bring bingo!

if Blade Runner was a 4 minute youtube video featuring a co-ordinated act of vandalism then it would be this:

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It's up
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h h holmes easy

reckon my spastic mate is having a wank right now

>implying anything here looks that nice

Hut. Are you watching super size me?

I think it was regarded well for some history of art/curating type courses at one point

not sure WHAT to think

Nice

London?

Great now I'm scared this is real or you've pasted it from somewhere where it is real.

Kill all graffiti cunts

argumentum ad populum

Jack the Ripper. Or Vlad the Impaler if rulers count.

furry :3

yup
although people might still be looking for him so either wait a while or make sure he's trained properly

remember at school ceilidhs the girls would wrap their school l jumper around their hands so as not to touch my sweaty palms while doing the gay gordon

Anyone translate this post for me?