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/brit/ - The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret Edition
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Favourite serial murderer?
a little prancing would be nice
judge oxford bender's dad
anime
not long now
just spunked in your mum whilst your dad sat in a chair in the corner and watched haha
would have to be me
(joking GCHQ and met police/scotland yard)
>horrid day of toil
>Trains all fucked for my journey home
Aaah yes
Download stuff from the Great Courses, there's a torrent for everything. And they're 12-24 hours of lectures
willy bum bum!!!
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listening to madness because i'm a madman haha
You are now HIV positive.
You
Talking!
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i honestly cannot be right in the head if i talk about murdering people casually and talk about fucking peoples mums
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Dean Corll or William George Heirens I guess
Listening to AC/DC thanks to my current mood.
skidaddle skidoodle
explain this post
dont understand this post
Reckon you are just sitting at a computer 2bh
Wish I could go back in time and heem Lenin
Favorite mass murderer?
Israel Keyes
agreed. McCartney was the brains
EAR/ONS. Also quite like the Zodiac Killer.
Got a little sad before bed last night haha
M. Thatcher
got a little sad every day my entire life
Post wank blues?
listening to oasis whilst drinking a sugary fruit drink made by coca cola
I was the best one out of the beatles
doing a listen x
these were men wi a trade
Not sure what he's saying. There are plenty of anti-communists in those parts of the world.
poo
She's saying that Western academics are wrong about Marx and we should listen to Rasheed instead.
Utterly mental essentially.
I think they're saying everywhere in the world apart from europe and n. america are communist and there's no way that many people could be wrong
the weekly mortality check
haha even as a babby??? fucking pathetic man up you mong
alri john
parp
sup paul
Oxford's dad used to diddle him, that's why he's so gay
>they are correct because they are non-white
>tranny
lenin is spinning in heaven
i am. i just bury those feelings and carry on with my life.
reckon my spastic mate's posting right now ITT
just been baited out as a virgin outside stratford westfields
darn
Marcel Petiot desu, right fiend.
back from lancashire
the north is genuinely fucking disgusting, just miles and miles of urban decay
the people are ugly and their accents make me sick
thank god i live in the southwest, don't know how northerners havent all offed themselves already
bounced the housemate's plates off the wall
rude
think you mean hell
lancashire? poor man's lanarkshire
tek 'em out 'n RUB 'EM
SWAP 'EM REWND
sad little twat i showed you this general
mincing fairy southerner
>gym and healthy dinner
>Pizza hut and a film
Hmmm, tricky one lads
Saw the new leeds crest in an OP from an earlier brit thread but assumed it was just(!) a fan logo or whatever and had nothing to do with the club itself.
Only one of my mates has any possibility of being a channer. He's obsessed with Pat Bateman and lifts like a mad cunt. Don't reckon he's on /brit/ though.
>westfield
Isn't that intu now though
I was listening to talksport last night and some lad took a trip to Leeds over the weekend
He said it was pretty grim and it even "smelled like working class"
Croydon is the best part of the UK
I'll be in London in two weeks for several months, I'm looking for a twink british boy to train
program:
>put him in chastity cage and on hormone treatment
>make him wear slut lingerie and a collar
>make my slave and my bondage bitch
>make him fall in love with the smell of my cock and balls
>fuck, toy and gape his ass constantly
>when his anus is dilated enough i make him my personal toilet
>fill his asshole with my hot piss
gym and pizza hut?
oh looks lads
it's the lone Bradley poster.
it's like plymouth (grim shitehole) but it's half the country
>Your ship docks in geostationary orbit above Lancashire Prime, Capital County of the Galactic Republic, c.2517 Anno Domini
>You settle in for a relaxing hot pot dinner and pint of ale whilst you begin your approach to NeoLancaster
fetlife.com
gonna pretend to be a twink then arrive and heem you
leftism is a mental disease
But /brit/ said Plymouth is alri....
Would /brit/ make things up?
is Lancaster a good uni
mcdonalds
mcdonalds
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza
I wrangled one
you can have him if you want
You arrive in Birmingham
Yes, it's a nice town too.
for me, its got to be bundy
spaghetti for scranin dins
Can't stop!
Lose job!
Mind gone!
Silicon!
What bomb?
Get away!
Pay day!
Make hay!
Break down!
Need fix.
Big six.
Clickity click.
Hold on!
Oh no,
Bring bingo!
if Blade Runner was a 4 minute youtube video featuring a co-ordinated act of vandalism then it would be this:
h h holmes easy
reckon my spastic mate is having a wank right now
>implying anything here looks that nice
Hut. Are you watching super size me?
I think it was regarded well for some history of art/curating type courses at one point
not sure WHAT to think
Nice
London?
Great now I'm scared this is real or you've pasted it from somewhere where it is real.
Kill all graffiti cunts
argumentum ad populum
Jack the Ripper. Or Vlad the Impaler if rulers count.
furry :3
yup
although people might still be looking for him so either wait a while or make sure he's trained properly
remember at school ceilidhs the girls would wrap their school l jumper around their hands so as not to touch my sweaty palms while doing the gay gordon
Anyone translate this post for me?