Tfw your country will forever be a meme because of fucking Italoamerican goblinos

>tfw your country will forever be a meme because of fucking Italoamerican goblinos

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I like shitaly :). Seriously though, most of you are fun to hang around with and know how to have fun without shitting on other people. I really appreciate that

Mamma Mia!

OHHHH IM SHITPOSTIN ERE!

>Italoamerican
There are a lot of italobrazilians too

ayyy paisano want some gabbagool?

Eyyyy Im walking here

But nobody gives a shit abut them outside Brazil and Italy, whereas goblino stereotypes are universal

la criptide...

Wtf I love Austria now

This. Italians really are easy to live with. There's a sensibility, an empathy coming from them. Perhaps it's their ability to enjoy life like no others that give them this quiet confidence.
I've seldom met people in Europe that confused Italians and Jersey shore's reject

t. Franz Pellegrino
t. Jean Baptiste Russo

EEEEY IM WALKIN EREEEEE

t.Erasmus
Italians are cunts just less than spaniards and frenchies

you mean that kid from Stranger Things?

Why are Italians so loud when discussing things?
That is the only negative thing there is about them.

He's probably like 1/8th italian

Sounds like you only met terroni germanon

I like both South and North.
My ancestor :)

IS PRONOUNCED PROSHOOT
CAPEESH?

wtf maybe Austria isn't so bad

>falling for the tricks of the Eternal Fritz

EEYYYYYYYYY EREBODY, IT'S MA COUSIN VINNIE

The name Guido is forever ruined because of you people.

>tfw you drive your testarossa down the street with the first song playing.
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It's because they are Sicilian.

t. Guido

Not even a heritagefag and I really love Italians and Italy. Really laid back, decent people, amazing history, astounding diversity and excellent geography. If it wasn't for the mafia presence that still exists in the south and the meh economy you'd be the perfect country.

Watch it,op

Mafia is good ngl and the South is comfier. Better food too.

How is he going to get that ring off

It would be extremely painful

He doesn't

OHHHHHHH can you believe the balls on this prick?

hey now I feel bad we stole south tyrol

He's a big guy
We did not.

>stole

eyyy fuggedaboutit

Italo Americans are richer and more productive than actual Italians.

They shouldn't have stolen 3/4 of Northern Italy before that

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMORE

quasimodo predict all this

HEEEEY FUGGEDABADIT

vito corleone is unironically the most famous italian person

Mario, this pizzoli.. this pizzoli Mario.. forget about it

That's why there has been a nigger president before an Italoamerican one, right Vinny?

Italy is more corrupt than Senegal.

When I realized that Italian diaspora is nothing like proper Italians, even Italian lower class, I came to appreciate Italy a lot more.
I like Italy now, but second and third generation Italians here are subhumans.

This.
What kind of Swiss are you?

Nah I think that the most famous is either Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo or Cristoforo Colombo.
or Napoleone Bonaparte ;')

North, i.e. German-speaking

t. Ciro o' picciotto

I would've preferred to be born under Austria desu
t. Veneto

Hello little brother :)
Greater Switzerland when?

Even better VENETO INDIPENDENTE PORCO DIO

/Mittelreich/?
I have long thought Austria, South Germany and North Italy would blossom under Swiss administration. It would also be, by far, the most cultured and patrician country in the world.

But how to survive secession war against the eternal Pr*ssian and Fr*nchman

One day...
This 100 times. Would probably be one of the best countries in Europe

How 2 get lombard gf?

i can't imagine actually living in venice. it doesn't even seem like a real place

Don't know, the Burgers and Brusselers would also be a problem.
It's probably too late anyway, Switzerland is also losing its touch.
If only the 19th century had gone differently...

Just ape yourself
I live there :3

Disgusting

Come to Campania desu

t. Gennaro trying to rob another tourist

Do Italians like their flag? I've always found it quite ugly desu.

AYY TONI MAMA CALLED AND SHE SAID TO BRING DA CANOLI EY

Its quite nice when there is a symbol in the middle

The pre-post-WWII one was a little nicer, I guess. But comparing it to many regional flags of Italy, it's still not very nice IMO.

Be black

i think the first italian meme was Luigi Cadorna

You pay too much attention to Americans. Americans invented cuckold porn and should be disregarded.

Regional flags is where it's at, the Italian flag is just a formality.

Yeah.
They should change it to this instead

Hardly anyone honestly gives a shit about any of our "national" symbols like the flag or the anthem despite the halfhearted and often contradictory efforts of the state to create something resembling an institutional national concsience

Ideal Italian flag
(t. Emilia-Romagna)

BADA BING

looks like the typical communist shithole flag

>Napoleon Bonaparte
Eh, too far. Julius Caesar was black btw.

Africa-tier

No bulli, it's an honest living.

La figa de to mare

Italy is actually pretty irrelevant

I like the Star of Italy, it looks baller

t.Johnny Gennaro Esposito

There are far more African Americans than Italian Americans, and African Americans from the specific subset of "descended from 20th/21st century immigrants" are among the most successful US ethnic groups period. So not surprising. Italian Americans still are more economically successful than Anglo Americans despite the inherent disadvantages of arriving 100 years ago from mostly dirt poor counties.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income
There's also been Italian Americans who have wielded more actual power than any modern "real" Italian.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Zinni

>because of fucking Italoamerican goblinos
That's not why shitaly is a meme country

What's so good about the mob? They corrupt an already corrupt government and they, you know, murder people.

Watch it user

Terroni are mentally challenged, don’t expect good reasoning from them