Poppy O'Possum

>...Irresponsible Marsupial Syndrome?

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I want to lick her feet.

> be Morbi
> never update on time

Also:

> that hug

>be morbi
>leave for months at a time to draw porn

>deepest lore but nothing ever happens: the comic

>IMS
Impossibly Muscular Syndrome?

Those homegrown samples must be Gettar82-sized if Poppy's "not much."

Poppy has a case of Instant Messaging?

Is that contagious, can you catch that?

>Iridescent Mammary Slime
also Lila's kind of a weenie

More like irresponsible updating syndrome

While the revelation about Freddy's arm is nice, who else here thinks Morbi spent a bit of extra time trying to make Lila look less apeish?

...why are there humans in my poppy now?

>She wanted the Veil Key

Wrong. So they don't actually know why she was there, which means they don't know about the God's Blood.

Morbi filled the Poppyverse with cute animals. Humans are animals so they're in. As long as they're just another species instead of the masterminds of everything I'm okay with it.

Because this part of the comic is taking place in a weird dimension thingy where there's a bunch of animals that you wouldn't expect to see in Poppy, such as humans.

Because Morbi wanted to put them in.

TL;DR - IMS =/= maximum overswole, IMS = Ma'ti and the Power Of Heart

Okay so looking at what has been said about the Iron Matron, we've been told out-of-comic that Poppy's strength IS possible for anyone, since Morbworld has no physical limits.

Logically then, IMS (which I assume stands for Iron Matron Syndrome) has less to do with freakish muscle, and is more likely to do with a freakish heart beat.

Poppy's heart beat is shown to be pretty amazing, looking at the dragon fight. But she also has a 'heart condition', and possums with IMS often die young.

Oh it's just one bitch so far stop whining. It's your fault for setting groundless expectations on what can happen.

Which means they also don't know about the Arthur connection and don't realize Poda's people now run the Fenneclands.

Guess Veil of Ignorance wasn't an ironic name, huh?

Why did Kit has such an important sounding key just sitting in a random drawer anyhow

This desu.

It's very likely she didn't know what it was.

They will put Poppy in a robot body to turn her into the Iron Matron, thus fulfilling the next part of Morbi's April Fool's update

>As they speak Poda is pouring gallons of God's Blood into the queen's pussy

Lila's biological clock is ticking so loudly you can hear it

But that raises more questions, the veil are watching her every move, keeping her tracked, yet she has a key which gives access to the veil?

Seems nonsensical, especially with the apparently low-priority spying they're doing. You'd think that would be maximum important.

Poda is gonna sneak into the kingdom using a opossum's pouch isn't she?

Hey isn't it Kit's dream to have more opossums make use of the Fenneclands as a safe haven from oppression?

Damnit Morbi. Everything Kit does with good intentions is gonna backfire against her isn't it?

to be fair its possible that Chicano dosen't know that he's "Poda's people"

May just be a family artifact or something that was discovered to be useful for chemistry by someone and given to Kit because god-tier chemist

Man don't tease my furry inflation fetish like that.

>Poda is gonna sneak into the kingdom using a opossum's pouch isn't she?
Will she even need to? After all, she was able to use charms to suppress her magical signature the last time she broke in.

I think Chicano knows, but he's not in control so much as he is a high-ranking pawn

/r/ this

Well, that one fox lady had a gorilla in her sleeve. I imagine there's probably just some generic Primate God that humans fall under the auspices of.

Lila put a forcefield around the place after the incident so those charms won't be enough.

i dunno Lila is kinda ambiguous aged
id believe that shes 12 or 21 or 30 or 100

Well, Valente was giving a lift to Poda during the dragon fight.

And Chica has a big ass picture with the symbol found on the glove in his house.

He's also not stupid - he'd know Poda would want SOMETHING in return for putting him in charge of the country. He didn't become a ruthless mafia boss by making deals that left him in the dark.

It's possible she received the key before Friedrich came to her side. She may have brought it with her when she came to the Fenneclands.

And there was a monkey during the gang fight arc

...

a key the queens hands is secure enough that it wont just fall into any undesirables hands but at the same time innocuous enough to not draw attention

1.Poppy isn't living past 20 naturally. The medicine Kit made is keeping her alive.

2. Poda wasn't there for the key. She was there on the Specter's behalf to deliver the God's Blood and have Kit know the Specter was willing to strike a deal with her so she can have more access to it to make a cure for her father's illness.

3. Kit is trying to bring more opossums to the Fenneclands. That's actually a pretty big security threat if you're trying to keep out a evil witch.

Jeez. The Veil of Ignorance lives up to their name.

Valente didn't seem to know that was Poda and Morbi said he was "totally in the dark about everything that was happening."
But as we all know Morbi can be a shit when it comes to answers.

She is so fucking ugly.

I wonder if Kit's medicine will create an army of IMS possums.

why do you have your passwords written down next to your monitor.

Of course she is. She's human

The spectre wants opossums to live longer

The spectre is all that remains of the influence of godpossum

Humans are not considered animals due to their ability to rationalize, you dogfucker. What the hell do you think "anthropomorphic" means?

She should just forget her passwords for everything but email so she can change them every time.

You ugly!

>generic Primate God that humans fall under the auspices of
Actually is that origin story valid now that we have Non-floran species fucking about? And I don't mean from fauna either, cause the rabbits appear to cope with hanging about on flora just find, which can only mean the veil of Ignorance is happening on a different location than the inside the shielded floran system which, according to Morbi (desuarchive.org/co/thread/68439561/#q68443275), only has Flora and Fauna as inhabitable places in it. It also seems the god-possum's pouch is keeping them in more than keeping anything out considering lucky star radiation can get in just fine from stars 200 lightyears away from the shielded system

Don't forget that the source of the gods story is just a Podunk possum telling a tale to her daughter.

>I think therefore I am....all by myself!

Wait, plants have the ability to reason?

probably Iron Matron Syndrome or something

There's multiple definitions of animal. Only one I've seen specifically excludes humans, and for some reason there's also one that excludes fish and birds. Under the scientific definition, we are indeed animals. Fucking smart animals, but animals all the same.

Humans are animals by the sole reasoning that they're part of the Animalia Kingdom.
We only exclude ourselves from the label in everyday conversation for the sake of convenience and our own egotism.

I don't have the password for the Illuminati's secret magic website scribbled on a post it note.

God, Friedrich's so kawaii in this page, every panel of him is super cute, especially the last one.

I wanna smooch this grump.

perhaps the species that live in the veil are godless and as such CAN'T survive on flora

>anthropomorphic
>"having the form of man"

I don't know how you interpreted this as "not like an animal". It literally means animals in the shape of a specific animal (us).

>FORCED CUDDLING YES

(yes)

That's what I'm thinking. Humans, seals, and whatever else propagated on their own and are thus abominations unfit for survival in Magic Animal World.

Nothing wrong here.

But how do they use magic then? Maybe the other gods are granting them access to magic without being their creators as a tool to use against god-opossum? Maybe its just enchantments they stole off of real magicians and they just use with the occasional anti-rad supplement?

Valente is just an enforcer, he doesn't need to know a thing. Chicadino is in cahoots with Specter and Poda, though (re: painting, dragon)

there are different types of radiation, perhaps there are different types of magic

>No tears, only bongos now.

On Flora magic powers are tied to the birth tree of each species. Perhaps the inhabitants of the Veil are tapping into them somehow, mooching off their animal mojo?

how do Florans explain that the only thing they have in common is that they all sort of look like the naked apes that sweat a lot?

the gods trees serve and a connection to their species and thus their ability to use magic.
its possible that those not of gods found another way to utilize that energy
i mean Lila just used her cool Bongo pants, its possible humans and other species use tools as opposed to (for lack of a better word) hand magic

They probably don't even consider it, because everyone is that way by default, so there's no logical way to tell that in-universe. They could say they stand upright like those sweaty apes, or they could say they stand upright like those non-sweaty giraffes, or those slimy upright frogs, or literally anything else. The only connection they probably draw is sapience.

Did Morbi ever confirm that the magic adsorbed by an opossum is actually going to the opossum tree? Because it may also be fucking off into the void beyond the pouch and thus harvested by the non-florans

Humans by the very definition are animals. The most advanced animals on the planet, but still animals. If dogs suddenly started talking, writing and having their own culture, they would be considered sapient like we are. They would no longer be seen as a lower life forms. In the Poppy verse all the animals seem to be sapient and on equal footing.

Possums don't absorb magic, they produce 'anti-magic' which neutralizes any magic in comes in contact with.

>you gonna git raped

No, they absorb it. You can very clearly see this during the Gang War arc, when Poppy gets mad at the gangs during the fight.

A bird is preparing magic and it gets sucked in towards Poppy.

They absorb AND neutralise magic. Their anti-magic field draws it into their body, where it then gets negated.

So the Veil is breeding Iron Matron possums that siphon magic, then? Doing that for their own needs is kind of a shitty move, considering them having heart problems and even lower lifespan than regular ones.

Also: that raises the question how much putting up a possum sanctuary is Kit's idea and how much it is just the Veil playing her.

Also also: "old bright eyes" that Mary saw was an IMS possum on the run from the Veil?

She looks exactly the same from her intro, minus the smile she was making.

yeah but all their appendages are specialized for wildly different functions then adapted to do things humans are mysteriously the most perfect for.

isn't it a little suspicious that humans are the only ones with legs that actually distribute their weight comfortably in a bipedal stance?

Most animals in Poppy are altered enough so that being bipedal isn't a strain on their muscles.

And even if they weren't, birds are still a thing.

no one cause she looks the same from her into but in more dynamic poses

having tiny tiny feet is definitely a strain for the height of most species.

and birds have to magic themselves hands to do a vast majority of operations, you'd figure they would have bird-specific tools here and there, things used mostly with the feet

First panel is cropped wrong.

You just want to see her feet

LILY INTERMISSION WHEN

No more suspicious than it is for humans to be able to ingest a LOT of poisons, and feel fine.

Seriously, half the shit we eat kills animals and the more time goes on, the more we're addicted to it and add it to everything. Everything spicy, most candy, etc.

I think he's just drawing her the way he always draws her.

>Homegrown samples
So humans are creating a clone army?

Right after we get a Mary intermission and a Hallia intermission, and maybe a Tuna intermission as well.

So sometime in 2020, if not never.

They make it work, right? I don't know to what extent evolution exists in Poppy, but in real life, evolution seems pretty content with "good enough". If they can survive well with their poorly designed hands, there's not much pressure for more specialization. The monkeys and apes just kept dying until they got a little better at grasping shit than everyone else, and that's all anyone really needs to think about it.

>tfw no Friedrich to hug

We need more Friedrich lewds.

My dear Kit Darling, HOW I LOVE HER father's money

I think in the "ancient" times (which isn't much considering how fucking fast magic tech advances) they had specialized tools, but in the era of hueg teleporting floating cities and consumer-grade sapient robotics, its easier just to design everything to use hands and give anything with it magic hands

Nice!

You know, it is kinda dumb how morbi kept insisting he hated the "humans in control of everything" trope and than the first panel with one has Fredrick bowing down to her. I mean, I have the feeling he's gonna subvert it by probably having a coalition of species or something in the furry illuminati which the humans are only a part of, but still, it paints a weird picture.

where do you exist where this ISN'T a shitty thing to do to a person shorter than you?
the page is kinda just reinforcing that Lila is a condescending weenie

I hate Poppy!
I hate Kit!
And I hate Mary!