How jew are you?

You have 5 seconds to convince me you'd make a good israjew and get the shekels.

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shalom

passover

sukkot
sabbath
nazareth
+ lots of other funny words

pay me for my time

I love money's

i liek Ayelet alot
Nitzan is also nice

ffs are you goyim fags even trying?
here is some jew gold placed on the scales. keep up damn it

Gramma was Jewish.

Brussels needs to be treated like the gaza strip.
My grandmothers ancestors mysteriously appeared in the Netherlands after the reconquista happened.

What do I win?

Also, remember stuff, stories are important, remember stuff, remember

What's your offer?

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pls let me live rabbi

no, you get 5 secs to convince me youll make it worth my time

occasionally i eat hummus

i read it as humans.
would check out as well though.

give me my foreskin back!

Hitler did nothing wrong

"change" is not a word that appears in my dictionary.

No.

Gaza strip i full of disgusting people

I just had a nose job, to make my nose bigger. Because air is free.

Your women love me.

im gonna move in isRAel in 3 years

Hillary for prez!!!!!

Only a subhuman would be proud of such barbarism.

Cling on to the past all you like.

Its the present that counts and we're in control right now.

Not you :^)

>south africa
>we're in control right now
Kek. Who exactly is "we", Jamal?

"Jewis family picture"
I heard they had typhoid.
gimme shekels i was a baaaad goy

We're everywhere.

>international elements
You forgot to disable your proxy then, Shlomo.
Regardless, you're not. We got rid of you a long time ago.

Jews in 1939:
>Croatia: 20,000
>Serbia: 33,000
>Bosnia: 22,000
Jews today:
>Croatia: 495
>Serbia: ~700
>Bosnia: ~1200
That's a removal rate of 96.9% - highest in Europe.

The people in charge here are incompetent and corrupt commies, no doubt about that. But they're *our* incompetent and corrupt commies, and even the leftists among them defy the neolib bullshit.

I'd rather kill you using nothing but my own strength over the course of a day.

S H O A H

I literally just dripped pastrami juice on my exposed penis glans and am married to a jewess.

You do know that before the 1930-1940's and Israel's time there weren't ANY independent arab nations in the middle east, right?

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I am technically jewish.

;)

Baruch attah Adonai Hamotzeh lechem meen jar ha-aretz

I have a medical degree, went to law school, and am a certified accountant.

My favorite TV is re-runs of Shalom in the Home.

I once spent 6 minutes fishing out 3 quarters from the storm drain.

See Enjoy.

Wasn't that the borderless utopia you always wanted for your goyim?

I'm an accountant.

Merchantbro pls invade Gaza and Sinai

We're not supposed to educate them.

Keeping them at a lower IQ is part of the plan.

My great great grandmother was a Czech Jew

I have curly hair

Let me in my brazza

can you let me come home?

when i lend my mates money i make them sign contracts and audio tape them making a verbal agreement that they have to agree to as per the terms of the loan

>returning to the initial shaming argument
Yeah, no. I won't be ashamed of the "barbarism", because it's obviously the only way to get rid of scum like you.
Subhumans are precisely the ones who lack the balls to do what has to be done in order to protect their own people.

I know Soros

I bake my matzah with the blood of children

You're further proving my point.

We are in control.

Having roman catholics run your government doesn't contradict that.

Again, enjoy.

See

I'm the biggest hypocrite I know and I love the taste of a childs foreskin

>We are in control.
Keep deluding yourself.
Repeating something doesn't make it true buddy.

I have jewish friends and they say I'm pretty cool

WTF, the left guy looks like Moot! Is tha a shop?

6 seconds? I can't possibly do that in 9 seconds, I mean 24 seconds isn't long enough for me to prove my semetic powers, just giving 40 seconds to prove myself is far too short, how can you judge someone in 78 seconds?

I'd need at least 30 seconds more, so that'd give us around 180 seconds, which breaks down to about 5 minutes.

Oy vey, you've taken 10 minutes of my time? I charge 30 sheckles per hour, meaning you owe me 20 sheckles (plus interest).

>Is that a shoop?
No. I've always loved the smug face that guy made.

>Repeating something doesn't make it true buddy.

Again, proving my point.

But continue masturbating to stormcuckery conspiracies and to the past which you're so proud of.

Might eventually come true in your head.

Why is he still alive then?! You fucked it up!

>want to count shekels and eat chicken nuggies
>mommy says it's time to put shekels away
Oy vey remember the 6,000,000 good boy points

I don't know what you just said but I think I'm in debt now

My grandmother is jewish my mother just converted in christianity during her late twenties soo...whites are evil

I don't tip.

>You have 5 seconds to convince me you'd make a good israjew and get the shekels.

I have taxis and a squeeze the shit out of the drivers
also a copycenter well placed and charge doble than my competitors

do i pass as jew?

what changes can i make to be more jew?

>But continue masturbating to stormcuckery conspiracies and to the past which you're so proud of.
>Might eventually come true in your head.
Oh, is that the point you're so desperately trying to make? Here's something more modern then, pic related.

Here's a concert visited by ~100,000 people (some 2.5% of our entire country), lyrics in CC
youtube.com/watch?v=EELj_0nXy5w

Here's our new minister of culture: foreignpolicy.com/2016/05/06/croatias-far-right-weaponizes-the-past-ustase-hasanbegovic/

It's pretty obvious you're just baiting at this point, but regardless, you know nothing about my country. Over half the country openly promotes fascism. Hardly stormcuckery conspiracies.

i'm a pizza delivery driver, when i deliver an order that is $29.95 and the bloke gives me $30 i don't even bother asking if he wants his 5c change

I don't normally entertain stormniggers, but have a look into Pilva, Teva and the economic investments in Dubrovnik.

That's just off the top of my head.

Its a Google's search away.

That's only Israelis - not diasporas.

>i don't normally entertain stormniggers
lmao you do it all the time what are you talking about

>have a look into Pilva, Teva and the economic investments in Dubrovnik.
You bought one company and made an investment. So did virtually every other country on the planet. How again does that make you >in control?

Is it really only that?

Are you sure Jewish money isn't helping other things run and survive?

I suggest you pay closer attention then.

A bunch of neonazis giving a fascist salute won't negate the facts.

In happy you don't let Muslims in, but it means nothing.

jew friendos pls respond this:

I fucked a Jewess for a year and a half nutted my Irish load in her many a time to her delight