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funny memes edition

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can you imagine meeting Alan irl?

*he starts chatting some gibberish*
*squat down*
*ruffle his """"hair""""*

>awww that's super son, now putter on, the grown-ups have to workk

might compile a list of Greater London's lesser-known gimmicks

Alan is yoked and has a PhD. He would spin your jaw.

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>hair

spent far too much money on stupid shit again lads

*snort*

>Let me see...red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys.

doctors, engineers, lawyers and academics is all i see

Vertical farms?
Bad science.

Don't act like you wouldn't suck his cum and poo covered willy after he's done with a ladyboy, you degenerate faggot

fucking dying lads

was going to go out tonight as well

I mentioned your kind earlier. Shortly after 4pm. sad.little gook.

the thumbnail looks like a big pile of rubbish

minor kek

imagine just chucking a grenade into that

and its beautiful

The guy who invented Dyson hoovers is worth nearly 8 billion quid.

want a ukranian gf youtube.com/watch?v=mFxyw76ZOcE

find this webm incredibly cute
is this a biological imperative lads

oh my dayssss

imagine the smell

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WHEEZING

yet he will always be a mong and a purveyor of shit products

YOU'RE WEIRD
IN TEARS

they're literally gold diggers lad
they like niggers or anyone with money
do you not know how poor they are

the "slav girls are so pretty xD" meme makes them vapid cunts

what did you buy

Imagine the smell.

imagine a white woman in the middle of all them

she wouldn't last two seconds

not telling you

list some

OMG imagine them gang raping her?!?!?

boner.exe

okay

Troubling that your mind came to this

SAM AND MAX

FREELANCE POLICE

sick fucka you kid

In a typical week how many times do you participate in any physical activities or exercise such as running, calisthenics, golf, bike riding, yoga or walking for 30 minutes or more per occurrence?

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I pick a different answer every time for this stuff.

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dont get it

prefer not to say

quite good

>Meet what appears to be a scrawny, pale young British tourist somewhere in Bangkok
>He seems to stare at me and the GF
>go to him, hold him by the shoulder
>Is there a problem lad?
>N-no no problem
>Alright
>Go back to enjoy my night with the GF
>Hear a meek "y-you you are alan" as I turn away
>What?
>Sorry, do you know where I can find the closest sky train?
>No. Jog on.
>Later see what appears to be blurry stolen pictures of me taken from weird angles posted on /brit/
The end.

haven't walked further than the shops (about 3 mins away) from my house since before Christmas.

spagbol the neet

architecture
Victorian London was paradise on Earth
wanting to move to America
Deano
antisemitism/Goldberg
pro-London posting/anti-Northern posting
seething about leftypol

goddamn there is no end of shite music i've downloaded in past

Let me get this right

>UK is a state
>England, Scotland, Wales and N.Ireland are countries

is that correct?

those aren't gimmicks you twat that is just shit I spout repeatedly

>antisemitism
still not me. poor gimmick

it's cute that you call him your girlfriend
does he like it when you suck his microknob?

UK is an absolute state

rachel riley is mai waifu 4 laifu

My sister is being forced to take French, she's in tears

lads
what's a good vodka

lmfao unlucky bitch

do you do lectures?

Watching the first ever episode of Apprentice

The guys have a name in 5 minutes then go get a drink and chat. But the women keep bitching and bitching until they run out of time lol

Kettle 1

glens

>good vodka

it's for the best lad, she will breed strong brito-french sons

De jure, yes
De facto, England, NI and Wales are Scottish colonies. The legitimacy of the throne of the UK derives from the Stuarts, and Scots allow the English to think that they're on top while the crafty Scot derives the most from the UK treasury.

mad cunt

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don't forget cussing out soccer.

the new fade is en flique

loving Indians and thinking they are a model minority

"Goldberg wins again" with a picture of a Victorian building that has been replaced by a contemporary one

posting about the Northern floods

Google Street View

wanting to go hiking in California

did the man kick the ball

C'MON THE GOONERS

Curry in a hurry
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>POOSENAL

not me

Arjit was immediately transported to hospital where he was placed in an induced korma

what a spacker

was expecting him to move and get sucked under the train at least

chapatid

ok lol

popped a skin abscess on my nutsack

>POOSENAL for real

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>England, NI and Wales are Scottish colonies
wut
Scotland is doing something very wrong, then

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also remember when Greater London was completely OBSESSED with Trump when he was campaigning. would literally sit on /brit/ all day posting links to his tweets and livestreams of his rallies

yet he was vehemently against Brexit

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The gift that keeps on giving

/brit/btfo
>smug pepe laughing.jpg

Not the settler kind

More the paypig kind

pics

>bumsenal

you mean it ain't me peepers it's me noggin?
well that's just luverly

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Why do brits seem to have such an easy time putting on an American accent yet only a select few Americans can do a passable British accent?

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it really isn't. i know foreigners think the scots are oppressed but they're not, quite the opposite.

is Harry Potter the literary equivalent to Britpop? did the government (or the Labour Party) create it?