lost edition
/brit/
NEED a curling gf
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The guy who invented Dyson hoovers is worth nearly 8 billion quid
pooey bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
please.. I'm on my 5th wank of the day
hairy palms
is being gay a state of mind, romantic attraction or a physical act
It's a good invention desu, although nowadays dyson is a bit gimmicky
>referring to james dyson as 'the guy'
a disease
a cure to the disease
yeah nobody really gives a fuck theyre still hoovers
rate him
Some people in this country have serious issues with the concept of family responsibilities. I've literally met people in my area who were told by their father to stop calling them dad when they turn 18.
he's done a lot more than the hoover and is a leading brexiteer
It's a mental illness
well that fits into answer A. state of mind
>unite students flats
Grim.
TO PUT IN WORDS TO WRITE IT DOWN
THAT IS WALKING ON HOLLOW GROUND
wtf i love TFL now
also why has no one mentioned the anniversary of rorke's drift in the past couple of days?
cos he invented the cyberdyne neuralnet processor
Is Milton Keynes part of London, or is London part of Milton Keynes?
Forgot another Greater London gimmick - underage incest
professor toilberg is on my case again
the plane smile because he know in the building the passenger
poo willy arse wank shit cunt fanny slag bint
Wimbledon is part of MK
*erases you*
because /brit/ doesn't really care
>Leading member of Germany's far-right AfD party has converted to Islam and resigned from his position
London is actually part of Newcastle, ask any Geordie
you honestly think he got famous for his hoovers?
pleb.
White Sharia in our lifetime
MILO Leaves Australian Muslim Activist In Sobbing Heap
Uploaded by MILO
Garrison is the finest artist of our generation
based black man
mark e smith is dead desu
source?
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do they just want to be called by first name?
since "daddy" eventually stops being appropriate for boys and "dad" always felt a bit American i've always called my male parent "father."
Just landed at London Luton airport
Tarquin
where the FUCK is are peterson
about to take an international flight from blackpool international airport
Can imagine normie girls like this mostly being really bad shags.
t. Lad who pulled a really conventionally fit lass at a club once who just laid there and let me fuck and cream pie her. Wouldn't go on top or anything
fucking kek
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Lauren Southerns "book" literally reads like it was written by a 14 year old. Its garbage.
nigger
the london commute
I've been to blackpool airport
it's half the size of a football pitch, and it's next to a pub
just about to read the latest issue of my favourite magazine, The Private Eye
would love to lick her feet desu
surprisingly not.
suppose i could've gone with "pa" or "da", da was probably the local-accent version of mine but local accents have been purged by television.
bizarre
me in northumberland
Remember when Ben Garrison being a right wing nut job was a meme? But then he started drawing shit exactly like the Sup Forums edits. Mad.
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>HS2 happens
>can commute from Cheshire to London in an hour
private eye isn't very funny
don't understand how you commute to london from fucking alnwick or whatever it is up there
HOW would you actually do that and still have time to sleep at night. Is it actually a billionaire recluse who has a private jet or something
did you fly to the isle of man
Who the fuck is commuting to London from Northumberland?
the modern western woman in a nutshell; arrogant, entitled, selfish and childish
would you take £150 to serve some randy old cougars drinks for a night?
you might get your bum pinched
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glad i chose a career that doesnt force me to live in shit-hole london.
Fun fact: Germany tried to ban the NDP, the literal German Neo-Nazi party in 2004. But the courts decided not to go ahead with it because the German Secret Service advise that over 75% of its senior leadership we actually informers and spies for the German state and there was no way of telling who was a spy or not because the police didnt want to compromise their operations.
The same thing is happening with AfD. They unexpectedly became the third largest party in Germany, and Frauke Petry immediatly resigned.
aged 60
don't know how he lived that long hes looked like a saggy grey bag of skin since the 90s
It's not actually that bizarre.
Islam is the natural progression of many strings of right-wing thought.
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no I went to the pub
Ahhh yes meme youtubers followed by socially awkward teenage shitbags are bringing the fight to ISIS
Wow the bioshock remaster is looking good
Probably a CEO who works in the city 2-4 days a week and flies down
sad part is she probably paid a ghostwriter to draft it
Nice
Islam is extremely conservative so isn't that weird when you consider the two ideologies. There's a lot of overlap and it's a stronger entity than the so-called far right so why not jump ship.
Smart move desu
literally farting with mirth at the idea of ISIS feeling threatened by Paul Joseph Watson and Stefan Molyneux
the birmingham commute
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so why do lefties jump into bed with muzzies at every opportunity?
health survey asking me if i've smoked 100 cigarettes or more in my life before
don't think i have but i'm not sure if joints count
*boots you in the face and sticks a jagged bottle end in your eye*
do bristol
me inside the highlighted area
jesus christ imagine the person who drew this
I know, but, still
kek
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poor edit of the real version
is Alien (1979) good lads
Official rankings of flags that have historically represented England:
1. Union Jack
2. Anglo-Saxon flag
3. Medieval English flag
4. Modern English flag
always hoped mark e smith would die from a fall lol
reckon ive smoked over 50k
100 is only 5 packs ffs
me at the top controlling the rothschilds