Imagine being so fucking uncreative that you unite a bunch of states and call them the united states

Imagine being so fucking uncreative that you unite a bunch of states and call them the united states

I agree with you

>we need a name for our city
>I know let's take an already existing name and add NEW to it
>New York, New Orleans, New Jersey

>ordem e progresso
>brazil

that's just a bare faced lie though.

Feels bad

Early proposed names for the United States of America included:
>Freedonia
>Columbia
>Appalachia
>Allegheny
>Usonia

For Canada:
>Anglia
>Albionoria (northern albion)
>Borealia (compare to Australia)
>Cabotia
>Colonia
>Efisga (acronym for Englush, French, Irish, Scottish, German, Aboriginal)
>Hochelaga
>Mesopalagia
>New Albion
>Norland
>Northland
>Superior
>Tupona (the united provinces of north america)
>Transatlantica
>Ursalia (land of bears)
>Vesperia (land of the evening star)
>Victorialand

Even worse, they copied it from the United Provinces of the Netherlands

>efisga

you sure they didn't copy it from the united kingdom which they recently fought a large war to separate from?

Give us a better name.

>Actually, fuck it, we don't even need the "new"

Canada, sounds good, Norland/Northland are cool too, the others are fanfic tier.

Franklin wanted to go with "The United Colonies of North America"

>be english in the year 1000
>make a small city
>the name for a small city is shire
>add that affix for every city since they are all small
>city grows
>still call it -shire at the end
?????

Shoulda been Columbia

>Colombia

>Efisga
Thank God you chose Canada.

There's already a Colombia though. We took Peru's flag and added a leaf, if you took Colombia's name and added a u that would be too much for Latin America to bear.

>if you took Colombia's name and added a u that would be too much for Latin America to bear
Specially when you consider how many of us are like "AMERICA IS NOT A COUNTRY, IT'S A CONTINENT" without understanding the context of our languages.

The name was a bit of an accident. An explorer asked an Indian what the name of the land was, the Indian misunderstood and thought he was asking for the word to describe a small local village, kanata.

grand fattia

Nova Stercore

Dont wanna get the two confused

Extra wierd considering Kannada is an Indian provence

It is Supernova, thank you very much

Las Abominacions Unidas

I like it!

Extra weird considering Provence is a French region

>Guyana
>Guinea
>Guinea-Bissau
>Equatorial Guinea
>French Guiana

>Niger
>Nigeria

Great-America, GA

Dutch Guinea?

>Millions of settlements all over the world
>Some of them have the same name
Gee, what a shocker

Hamburger Republic

Wtf is wrong with these people.

tell me about it, brazil

>based united states poster
Probably the only BR poster that doesn't make me puke.

>at least he understands that it's fifty states which are united, not a country with fifty divisions

Mongrelmania, Muttopia, Rep. of Freedumz Guns 'n Jesus, UDSSA, Moishes wet dream
or just stick with the name of the continent like Australia did, it's lot like anyone cares about Canada or Mexico