What is your reaction if Portugal invaded your country?

What is your reaction if Portugal invaded your country?

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Meh, it happend before
You wouldn't survive the niggers though.

None since they can't no more

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not too hard please

oh please no more seafood restaurants

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I think this already happened.

I wasn't suspicious until I read your thread, OP, but now I can't shake the feeling they're already here.

shit user, look at your flag!

>Portugal invades
>we kill leadership
>they get billions of "redevelopment money"

I don't see any negatives for Portugal in this situation.

Sacré bleu!

Who would win? The only superpower on earth or short brown people armed with sticks and stones?

"Oh great, more Mexicans."

We did win our jungle-bound 70's war, despite numerical inferiority.

>sticks
You know it:
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this lol

Probably the Spaniards

offer my twink body to the conquerors

We're nowhere nearly as fat as the Mexicans. They are fatter than the US.

Chile is our favourite nephew. All west-facing coastal strip of country. Just like us

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pls colonize with the portuguese seed and erase our dirty sp*nish past

Nothing would make me prouder of creating a reverse uruguay.

The name "Chile" would have to change to "Aurina", after the latin word for gold, just to piss of Argentina, named after the latin word for silver.

I want to be gangbanged so hard...

Can Portugal colonize California too?

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my god... you're so evil...

>shit, even more niggers!!

>imperialtugal

War is the only thing we are good at.

oh shit we goin on a rape crusade again?

>point a nuke at Lisbon
>other powers point nukes at us
>okay maybe don't nuke Lisbon
>muh barbosa heritage burgers blow up innocent americans on trains and buses

“Now I can LARP as a slave and ask for gibs “

>point a nuke at Lisbon

Please do.

If you point a nuke at Lisbon I'll run across the Atlantic just to press the button.

>point a nuke at Lisbon

FIRE IT FIRE IT FIRE IT FIRE IT

asking out of ignorance, why don't you like Lisboa?

All provincial filth hate the capital.
It's true for every country there is.

I for one, welcome our new Portuguese overlords

Sit back, relax, and watch them kill themselves due to only getting 30 minutes of sunlight/day, rain, cold and wind. It'd all be over before March.

Close door. Wait for them to freeze to death.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

This,they are probably white trash from the country side or from the north of the country

You'd be surprised with the amount of cold and rain we endure in the face of Europe.

We have no heating. My house is 5ºC in the winter.

If Portugal bring in jobs then why not.

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In Poland people used to joke "let's declare war on USA and surrender immediately"

nice polish banter

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