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NEED a radical centrist Jupiterian Prime minister and government who will usher in a new age for britain
NEED the people of britain to get off their collective lazy arses and fix their country
NEED people to adopt a japanese level of politeness and orderliness, and also a japanese work ethic
yanks are by definition, non-british. you signed your britishness away in 1776 sweetie, so jog on
when will jordan peterson become prime minister of canada
>japanese work ethic
you do NOT want that (unless you're a neet)
WAHEY
that lad talking about wasting post timers earlier made me do a think about how many hours of post time has been wasted on pointless shit by you cunts
We NEED you to kill yourself, you boring reddit cunt.
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>canadians think they are just as british as australia or nz
lmao
foreigners cannot even tell the difference between northern US and canada sweetie
New Worlders are not white
why do north americans not understand what banter is
you watch them go at it and it's like seeing someone try to teach a robot table manners
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He had been a shipping clerk at Salford docks but was inspired to take music seriously after watching a now-legendary gig by The Sex Pistols in Manchester.
"When I first saw The Pistols at the Lesser Free Trade Hall in 76, I thought, my lot are not as bad as that," he wrote in his 2008 autobiography Renegade. "We're better."
Just turned 22.
genuinely don't know a single person who (seriously) does coke
starting to believe it's either a british phenomenon, a toiler phenomenon, or a capital phenomenon
red tory or get out desu
Canada is a nation of soyboys.
Had some Ainsley cou cous today. It was good. Fried some chicken, mushroom and peas to go on top.
Tomorrow I plan to give my meat a good old rub.
woah wtf I love alex jones now
>this country is being taken over by europe
tfw to much of a brainlet to understand what me meant by this
probably because he's bil hicks
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Good quality for back in the 60s
this is my favourite fall song
he sounds sad in it
uhhh don't group in canada with america sweetie, they're completely different from us
lad if you think nobody does it you're off your head, pull out a bag and the last person you suspect would show up to scrounge some
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one of the best
happy birthday
any plans?
NEED this in my life
Got toil tomorrow, followed by a weekend bender with the lads.
ah yes the fall
you gave me three stars in the nme magazine / you are worried about the price of gasoline
*random arab disco interlude*
ah yes dad's blown all his money on crack and I need to lend him some to help him buy food
very good
read the second line please cokelad
just saying i haven't encountered this in the non-toiling province
>linking straight to r*ddit
AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING WITH FUCKING A CHILD. YOU KNOW I ALWAYS SAY THAT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE IDEAS, IDEAS HAVE PEOPLE. AND THAT'S THE BLOODY IDEA THAT'S WRAPPED ITS HEAD AROUND AN ONLINE BRITISH CULTURE DISCUSSION FORUM.
IT'S LIKE.
IT'S LIKE YOU DECIDE OK, OK SO LETS SAY TRY TO FUCK A CHILD, AND SHE TELLS YOU NO. NOW YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED AN ANOMALY. YOU'VE LEFT THE TREES AND YOU'RE ON THE VELDT, AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING. IT'S NOT ON YOUR OWN VOLITION OF COURSE. SO YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE OF OPTIONS YOU CAN BUCKLE DOWN AND TRY HARDER. OR LETS SAY THIS REJECTION THROWS YOU SO. FAR. OFF. THE. TRACK. THAT YOU SAY WELL I COULD RAPE HER. I COULD JUST RAPE HER PUSSY. I COULD RAPE HER PUSSY AND ASSHOLE. AND THEN YOU BECOME A CHILD RAPIST.
AND BELIEVE ME. THAT IS NOT A ROUTE YOU WANT TO GO DOWN. YOU CAN EXTRAPOLATE THE CONSEQUENCES OF RAPING A CHILD'S PUSSY AND ASSHOLE ALL THE WAY TO GENOCIDE. AND THAT'S NO JOKE
This.
bet he spends it on crack
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not even cokelad, havent touched it for a few months but it always went up the nose of some sketty cunt that supposedly doesnt do shit
personality cults are a bit frightening tbqhwy
Phwoar
didn't read any pixels north of me
>it's not funny
It's funny how everyone doesn't care.
VERY good post
t. morrissey fan
>“alt-right” idiots, with their pathetic Pepe the frog symbol, juvenile memes and claims that their adversaries have been “rekt”.
peterson? a hack?
yes or no?
not sure i'd even try it if offered desu
prefer to kill myself with good ol' 'cohol desu
up or down?
I'm going down south on you.
annoys me how they only sell the dolls with outtie roastie vaginas
Oswald Mosley's son likes getting spanked by hookers in Nazi uniforms
chong ching
try thinking for yourself for ONCE in your life
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Be he has sold his crack for crack.
used to be like that haha
not saying you'll end up like it but ive done some funny stuff now
hollywood nonces make me so ANGRY
Have no friends
Have no luck on online dating things
Most of my freetime is spent trying to develop myself despite toil induced exhaustion
I believed the buddhists and the hindus and the jains called this samsara. The consequential unending fluctuation of brief enjoyment and recurrent suffering that simply existing guarantees lol.
Wouldnt mind a gf tho
can't be bothered
are you excited for the future?
Wow a yank post! and it's utter shit again, fascinating.
wish me face wasn't so fat and I didn't look 13 years old
saved x
filled with dread
had a gf for a month. over now but being with her family gave me the strength to carry on a few more years. now i know what's waiting for me at the end of the tunnel. stay strong and listen to this absolute fucking tune
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hack at philosophy
he's a world class expert in clinical psychology though
don't care fuck off
cocaine and copious amounts of booze is a ticket to hours of feeling insanely good and ridiculously horny yet unable to cum meaning you can fuck for hours. it's fucking heaven. you may need viagra to get hard though
would you live on the isle of wight
america is easily the most reddit country
So?
might buy some death grips merch
more like isle of shite
Problem is he isnt straight talking.
Prefer just listening to more random clinical/academic psychologists for clarity alone if nowt else
look like a fucking 15 YEAR OLD
AND I'M A MANLET
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH
is completely disregarding all identities the end game of identity politics?
i'm not straight, white, british or male. those meme tags mean literally nothing in a modern society.
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bit afraid of the ol' mental...uh...strength or something you know
apologies but vocabulary is starting to collapse
I identify as a real OG nigga
i'm post-anonymous
Had a gf once before by sheer dumb luck in a set of circumstances that will never repeat.
christ im nearly 24 and I still look like I'm fresh in college
really does my nut in
watch gordon ramsay on cocaine. it's ridiculously prevalent in the UK
also the most Sup Forums country
Think the internet may have warped the ol brain a smidge
How small is your willy?
cute
I absolutely love hairy cunts and don’t mind hairy armpits
makes me actually think
unironically can't keep girls off me
you ugly lads don't know what it's like being handsame
you walk into a crowded room and everyone stares at you. it's so uncomfortable.
and women constantly hit on you and if you tell them to fuck off they spread nasty rumors about you
i even got stared at by a gay guy today
it's rough being good looking. really rough
uh no thats canada