I want to have a group of friends!

I want to have a group of friends!

why

i want to have at least 1 true friend :(

Ill be your friend

stop being racist or become ulta racist

I have friends ama

ill be ur frien

It's pretty nice yeah. You should get one.

Have they ever backstabbed you?

perhaps you could try getting a jewish friend?

are they peruvians?

Genuine friendship is one of the things that makes life worth living desu. I'm just lucky I managed to retain my childhood group of friends despite my later transition into a socially retarded sperg incapable of forming new social connections.

you have us

I prefer human friends thank you very much

lol

dont be like that :(

feels bad, my (((friends))) always make fun of me and backstab me, to them im nothing.

I want to stop losing frens thanks to my behavior

>end of high school
>no friends
>become a wageslave
>no friends
>go to university
>no friends
>become a NEET
>no friends
>join air force
>lots of friends

yes
one of them snitched on me in a """crime""" (entering unauthorized area) and got me locked up for 3 days

...

>all my friends moved away or joined the military

How do you deal with this?

Join Isis get revenge on army fiends

No but I would open to making some : )

I want to die

>actually recommending people to join ISIS

FBI breaking down your door in 3... 2... 1...

Was dying part of your plan?

tough luck pal
only cool kids get to be my friends

>le fbi meme

hello r*ddit

I'm your friend

Honestly i'd die of misery if I didn't have my friends. I wish i'd see them more, right now it's like once every couple of weeks we hang up plus sporadically talking online. Good luck OP.

Oh boy here they come bye user

>air force
>friends
you mean bed buddies

The tactical mouse cursor is a nice touch

I have 1 (one) online friend that i made years ago and that i'm too afraid to talk to because we haven't talked in years

having friends is for faggots

this man gets it, i had friends a couple of times and never felt happier with them

I'll be online friend
But post nudes first

I have 4 contacts on my phone. My parents, a family member and a girl from class.

I am lucky to use my voice 2 times a week when I go to the shop to say no to a receipt from the checkout lady.

I have accepted this is my life for the next 40 years. I feel solace.

We only act gay ironically. If you want to be unironically gay, join the navy.

>tfw very close group of 7 friends

We're all 25/26/27 and were in the same class. They're coming to visit in the summer.

leaf

It's really annoying, user. Not everyone is like (You), ya know.

Making friends is easy as fuck, I honestly have no idea how there people who genuinely struggle with this

by killing yourself

I can be a friend for you :)