Brit/pol/ - Alice edition

>UTTER MADMAN gets pissed and tries to break into Buckingham Palace
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37024767

>Retail spending up by most in six months as post-Brexit economy continues to grow stronger, still planning on moving to Canada?
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-retail-brc-idUKKCN10K070

>Heatwave lasting TWO WEEKS to hit parts of Britain with scorching 30C temperatures
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-heatwave-lasting-two-8589047

>Adam Peaty wins first gold medal for Team GB
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36685693

>Five new Labour Party members have won a High Court battle over their legal right to vote in leadership election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37009871

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Coloured folk fight the good fight against the racist oppression of The Man
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/black-lives-matter-protest-blocks-heathrow-airport-traffic/

>Globalists cry tears of frustration at inexorable surge of FTSE 350
express.co.uk/finance/city/696945/FTSE-100-surges-to-highest-level-in-12-months-in-response-to-BoE-s-interest-rate-cut

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1st for Tic-Tac man.

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1st for Lao Yang

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lel

only sad cunts watch anime

I posted this in the previous thread but it was coming to an end so here I go again.

To all my brit bong comrades of non shitskin origin, I urge you to visit the "Porcelain Hivemind" thread I created and get involved.

(Other nationalities who wish to fight for the white man can get involved too)

Lads, will the Pound ever get out of the shitter? I'm going on holiday with my mates to Poland and I'm only getting like 4.99 pln per pound, it was 5.70 before Brexit.

nth for anime

When the eurozone collapses it will

Of course it will, it was never going to happen overnight m8

KEK

So when do we predict the EU to kill, lads?

I'm going for 2022

2033

2018

Right now the only thing that is kill is the pound exchange rate m8

I'm now an #AliceAccelerator. Please respect my rights, okay.

well that guy tried to break into the palace but i know a guy who stole a penguin from bristol zoo

Last two digits will predict when this century.

CURRENT YEAR

Not forever. Meanwhile at the FTSE...

2019

2083?

Oh man Brevik was right

2020, consolidated tory majority and a nice round year for the fallout of the next few election cycles around Europe.

he looks like a more handsome eggy

I bet that's how you gain Falklands citizenship

Never, check these digits lad.
:^)

>0 (You)s for Tic-Tac man.
I am disappointed.

I've noticed a weird trend. So far all the trust managers I know have called politics correct i.e in favour of brexit, failure of Scottish independence and conservative majority.
They aren't thinking about EU crumbling yet just slowed growth leading to a lowered status in the world. If I begin to hear stuff though it means its bloody imminent.

What do you think of keen?

Keek. What do you think of keek?

What sick digits are you all talking about?

KEEK IS A FALSE PROPHET REEEEEEE

whoa

any good pubs in Glasgow that I won't get stabbed in?

visiting next month

Last time we praised the false prophet too much we got big sister as pm. What could go wrong this time?

>visiting glasgow
>a fucking leaf

i want to kidnap a anime poster and put him into a magic machine that turns him into Karen and then rape him

no the best pubs are the ones you'll get stabbed in
duh

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pretty lewd m8, I'm fine being a virgin

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>visiting glasgow

Why would anyone do this?

let me chop off ur willy

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1672303674

here watch this.

No homo.

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You're only going to be dissapointed

I've got family outside the city, old man moved here in the 80's.

thanks senpai

>A Glasgow safety map?

Well I'll be damned.

> Kitsch is a word used by people who want to build ugly commie-block shit
You go girl! Dick shaped glittery lollipops all around!
> I'm not an idiot, so I do not fall for it.
You would have called your own bluff there if not for the previous statement.
> you look like a twat.
Pink and fleshy thats me.

Allison arms, Hug and pint, Lismore. Some of my favourites. Only pubs you might get stabbed in around the city centre are irish ones on the gallowgate

Why would you do that?

Also note that this map is of the city centre and edge of the east end. Many of the best places in Glasgow to eat and drink are in the west end

you will become my sissy. your balls will be removed and you will enjoy cum in your butt, that is absorbed into your colon and makes you more girly

Sup Forums's been going to shit lately with all these shills and drumpfposters. At least brit/pol/ is still comfy af.

Between April 2017 and January 2019

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yeah I'm waiting for the trumpshit to die down


I just post in brit/pol/ threads and genuine debate threads, other than that I browse other boards

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I have 62 threads filtered with variations of trump and hillary

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Yank elections are like the worst kind of autism.
Especially this one, where the choice is AIDs or cancer.

reee pepe isnt a girl

he is now

youtube.com/watch?v=Rx5eVUwAL5s

Who /nostalgic/ here?

Is this brit/pol/ as autistic as the old one back from before hte Sup Forumsocaust?

I'm a newfag but i'm pretty autistic desu

Kuaket was female, maybe this is Kuaket.

youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A

this teebeeaitch

>At least brit/pol/ is still comfy af.

For now, yes. However, Brit/pol/ had its very own civil war last week. Basically we got attacked by a few divide and conquer shills who attempted to break brit/pol/ into two separate factions. I fought back and called them out and they (surprise, surprise) fucked off about a day or so ago.

I have a feeling they'll be back again once things start to heat up.

ytmnd started it 2 weeks ago

good man. more room for anime and neets

>tfw comfy af
>Olympics on in background
>tfw dat presenter

I'm such a fat pig.

>tfw somewhere between hungry skeleton and skinnyfat

you're both sad cunts
end yourselves

bit harsh user

I had no idea Britain had so many shootings of black people by cops.

hit the gym lads it's not hard

youtube.com/watch?v=fxiZE8U9ksw

Lads I`ve been gone 30 minutes and there have been about 30 posts, come on.
Am I going to have to start a happening myself?

Hey brits whats it like knowing that you will never be a member of the nobility and are therefore irrelevant?

Tfw former fatty

I live only to serve the Queen tbqh

>He thinks you can't rise up to nobility
>He thinks government positions is closed off to nobility only

Would you rather the thread's infested with Karen posters?

I enjoyed the high-calibre banter around Brexit and The Neil and it seems to have grinded to a halt. But as the great afro'd one said, you gotta have the bad times so you can have good times, and we're waiting for the good times now.

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A whole three in the last year, 2 were definitely white third probably was too.

so tell me user, what extraordinary feat will you accomplish to become a noble? or will you live a die a pleb?

Career politicians and the like can get peerages, it's not that uncommon.

Probably a die a pleb. But it's the same case in America. You're irrelevant, too.

Still well worth blocking an airport.
End this senseless rampage. Bloody racist coppers.

This is what alcohol does to the common man. Turns him into a barbaric, senseless heap of flesh, rotting from within.

I`m pretty excited about Labour`s imminent collapse, probably more excited for it than Brexit tbqh
Late 2016 is going to be a political mess.

>Implying we aren't all already senseless heaps of flesh, rotting from within.

Deep, man.

Maybe we are, but we give ourselves purpose. Alcohol removed that drive for purpose.

I saw a live stream of the BLM protest in London, they only had one black death to talk about (Mark Duggan).

The rest of it was American statistics and even one old hag spending ages talking about the Police at Hillsborough 27 fucking years ago?

YOU'RE SO FAT YOU JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK!

On a more serious note, I gotta agree, alcohol turned my dad into a useless piece of trash. I'd happily see it illegal, although I doubt many others would agree.

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