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Im the real "party boy" Corey Worthington from 2008 Australia. Ask me anything.
*spins*
chekco out this SICK handstyle i saw at then clu b tonight
dayumm
wowieee
Alba
>Spins objects or self
bullshit that was 10 years ago
any paycheck man in? might buy my groceries at coles today instead of aldi #offtherails
Take off your sunglasses
Thankyou anons, I'll try bant first because I like having the flags
I don't find Irish people attractive
*uses gestures to express needs*
the 'um
mong
why is it called brit if the thread isnt made by a real brit only thief
chekmate aussies
Why is it called checkmate if he's your enemy?
No joke I bet you actually probably could get some grade A female celebrity poo that way if you bribed them with enough cash.
/aus/brit/ RUNS /brit/brit/
you're literally our ignorant puppets dancing on the strings of fate controlled by the invisible hand of the wacky bruce
Wonder if I should trim my-
*looks at hands*
*they're invisible*
AAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAH
*starts running around waving my invisible hands*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
comes from "the king is dead" in some other language iirc
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Are you the oxford bender? It's at oxford, the SJC dinner or something?
doing a really big think
>tfw he sends his own poo avoiding any conflict that may arise by asking emma and pockets the cash
nonce
I cant take my glasses off because theyre famous
imagine being such a turborunt that you can't even clear $40k a year
STATE of you
Hey Thailad why don't girls like me
Persian. Shah mat.
Hatpost me motherfuckers.
oi cunt stop being a hoser eh
Have you tried being yourself.
that's the one
how did you look at them if they are invisible
hey bud just chuck it in the ute and we'll be off to the footy ay
Yes I'm very much myself, starting to think I should just concentrate on being myself by myself.
40k in Australia is probably below the poverty line
ah yes canada
YOU AUSSIES HAVE SOME FUCKING EXPLAINING TO DO
I mean, literally, what are you people even doing.
Do you really expect me to read all that shit?
don't give up lad, explore options you haven't considered
>australigaols
I want a list of all cryptos that australia is hiding
There are no options other than online dating, no girl has ever accepted an in-person offer from me.
>2225x2542
nah mate
not sure what that video is about
So try online dating
i have never closed an image so fast in my life
>Current year
learn how to post a webm
i mean it do you some good to read something in your life you abo
I've been doing online dating for SIX YEARS and the best it's ever gotten me is a one-year LTR and a two-month relationship
>gaol
hat
moron
LOVE yanks
DETEST the british
simple as
I linked it because sound, nigger
>the smallnited kingdom
How's your first day on Sup Forums you stupid mutt?
you really don't need all of that space
>tiny brain
prison
>small brain
jail
>brain
gaol
>ascended
remand centre
Brits don't live in houses, they all live in flats.
brit flags have thinned out too much, probably a sign that I need to be getting some sleep
Honestly, in the global top 10 for per-capita income rankings by country are Australia, US, Canada and New Zealand.
How did we all make it?
How come the Brits didn't?
implies london=whole britain
average british house
The Australian houses being bigger than American houses thing is out of context, because those cunts barely run their AC
Do you have work?
Do you dress well?
Is there anything you could improve about yourself?
Unrealistic standards?
I don't know why you're asking me tbh
>savant
slammer
no fuck you i'll keep posting it. im convinced australia has some form of cryptos or aliens living there
WHAT COLLEGE IS OXFORD BENDER IN
sister said alan was cute
Anglo decadence is not to be celebrated. You are both a cancer on the planet and a threat to nature
new zealand isn't in the top ten lmao
CHI
This is the kind of girl I need in my life
voluntarily exchanged a portion of fiat currency for the "wrong molecules" and ended up confined in a concrete and metal enclosure
la atrocidad....
new zealand is an irrelevant poverty-ridden hobbit island that nobody cares about, know your place
tell me what you know about the maiyalmula
>Anglo decadence
America and Canada aren't close to being "Anglo-Saxon"
accidentally arranged some electricity pulsing through some silicon wrong and now i'm off to the remand centre for child porn
what is his twitter account?
didnt hear the sound at first. same shit i was harping on like 3-5 days ago. no one gave a shit
k
Show her a pic that isn't edited
yeah, and?!!
You dont talk to me you gutter oil imbibing chink shitstain.
Perhaps im an immigrant from an Eastern Euro shithole. Points if you can guess it on your first try
>Move into house in the outback in South Australia in 2005.
>Pretty much every single person living in our street had only lived there for under five years, apart from an elderly couple that lived at the end of the street.
This elderly couple had lived in the street for forty years, and had raised their children in the street, they said strange things happened in the street, and a lot of people can't handle it and leave, they never really went into what scared people just saying the whole street was haunted or something like that, but they did say it only starting happening in the early 90s.
>First experience I had was a week after moving in, I heard a low-pitched humming sound coming from outside my bedroom window, when I looked out I saw this tall black figure with long arms and long figures, with no facial features, he was slightly transparent. He was backed up against the wall holding up the garage area of my house. Due to its height he had to hunch over, I was looking out for around five seconds before it realised I was looking at it, it turned it's head towards me and I quickly ran away from the window and ran and told my parents, my dad went out and saw nothing was there. I sketched what I saw, pic related.
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Britain is an impoverished 8th world shithole full of subhumans with rotten teeth. Their poverty is a direct consequence of a culture of sloth and apathy.
>smail brain
calling a country irrelevant is insulting because it implies a country has no power in the world stage
>MASSIVE brain
calling a country irrelevant is a compliment because it implies that a country is safe from wars and harmful outside forces
There is a 0% chance that anyone would accidentally create child porn with just a computer
For every 5 people in the us there is one brit. Britain is 7 times more dense than the US.
The absolute STATE of Britain.....and they call us mutts!!!
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>wrong molecules
>check the news to see what's going on in the 'peeland
>Top story: "a swedish immigrant is a bit lonely :("
fuck off
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i am the 0%
The British are a dense bunch, that much is true.
nah
it's a very slim chance, but really everything's just 1s and 0s
why do new zealanders actually all look like hobbits
was lotr a documentary?
Not sure which source you're using
those weird little things they do as they are introduced. its like I'm playing street fighter all over again
I heard that fired chicken outlets are quite popular in the UK?
Is this true? Is it regional or is it all over Britain?
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imagine being such an irrelevant shithole that the fucking FRENCH blow up a greenpeace ship and that counts as your country's 9/11