This is the most decorated Olympian of all time. Notice anything?

This is the most decorated Olympian of all time. Notice anything?

HES A FUCKING WHITE MALE

USA
USA
USA

He's American?

SOUTH AFRICA BTFO
JAPAN BTFO BY .04 SEC

Making America Great Again?

Please ban this fuck

He's competing in a butterfly competition, but he's clearly a human. How is it fair for a human to compete against insects? They need to revoke his medals immediately.

wow he went over one meater per second

looks like a prett rad dude to me

He shaves his armpits like a faggot?

weed is a performance enhancing drug, in all things

He does not have nipples

I notice that he's on some kind of advanced drug that is undetectable by the Olympic Committee and that a few years from now he'll be stripped of all his medals/sponsorships just like every white person who's ever won a physical competition.

isnt that the weed degenerate?

Body hair creates drag and slows you down.

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yeah, it sucks
less than a year left until his reign is over, at least
hopefully Trump wins so we don't get another 4 years of it

PHELPS FOR PRESIDENT

USA
USA
USA

He plays a sport where you can get like 20 medals for doing the exact same thing?

FIVE ONE HUNDREDTHS OF A SECOND

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FUCKING WHITE MALES FTW

>advanced drug that is undetectable by the Olympic Committee

YEA
ITS CALLED
"AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM™"

USA
USA
USA

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His lats and delts are fuggin' YUUUUUGE.

his skin is perfect and he looks like a human surfboard?

weed makes you a lazy

1.769 meters per second to be exact

Your right, Obama has divided people so much these last 8 years...thank you for correcting the record.

On a side note, he smoked the weed.

no black people in the pool cuz they can't swim lol

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mudslimes raise index fingers on both hands up in the sky
its a reference to "One god" as in allah

>another roid-ridden American athlete

Nothing to see here, lads. We only hope they discover those new substances still passing undetected.

YOU MAD ZIKA?

Funny you say whites but every black runner in Olympics from late 80s and earlier had been found to be on drugs

your country is a shithole and you should feel bad about yourself

Shouldn't you be out cleaning that shit green pool of yours?

distinct lack of nipples

> 20 fuking gold medals

He prays and make sacrifices to Moloch, the horns he do with his fingers proves it

Sounds about as real as global warming.

Not an argument, burgermen.

>another smelly, greasy haired, shit skinned, sandals wearing degenerate brazilian shit posting on Sup Forums

Nothing to see here, folks. Lets move along.

Mad nigger detected

Jesus Christ, this man is not suitable for the role of President. He is a fanatic and a racist pig, and belongs in jail..

not sure if trolling but he is doing the mudslime ONE GOD shit

Yeah but instead he got this cool bar on his chest with his name and his status as winner written on it.

He's making the illuminati hand gestures for lucifer?

Its sounds placebo but every tenth of a second counts

Nice argument. Here's your (You), Cletus.

So do winners.

>notice anything?

Are you saying you can tell he's stoned right now? Because he's so stoned right now, he is SO... FUCKEN HIGH, but like, can you TELL he's stoned? Dude? Can you? Shit, he needs to lie down. Dude. You're good to drive home, right, 'cuz he doesn't think he can right now.

Wait, what was he talking about?

This.
Fucking white males once again stealing the spotlight from transphobia and islamophobia.

He shaves his pits?

You didn't make an argument
Just a baseless claim
Go clean your shit water before our swimmers have to get in you filthy ginea pig

yeah i know
really doubt its the muslim thing
but eh these days you can never know

He's not Benjamin Allen Teter?

Have a look at today's handball game between Egypt and Sweden. Every time Egypt made a goal, the raised index fingers came out. Of course, the announcers made no mention of it.

By the way, Sweden lost.

He shaved his arm pits?

I swam in competition my whole life. He is right it slows you down. I never shaved but then again I wasn't in the Olympics

>baseless claim
>implying americans aren't universally know for being cheaters and sore losers in sports
Don't you have some baseball glove to put glue into?

and you notice and care like a faggot would.

Kek, I bet you think Brazilians really invented the plane, too.

and he also fucks a tranny, this man succeeded in everything already

Citations needed
Let's see some statistics paco

>current year
>not shaving your bodyhair off

He's holding up 2 fingers

The one on the right is the I and the left finger is L

I L

ILLUMINATI

Body hair is a big no-no for swimming. It creates drag and slows you the fuck down.

No it isn't. In fact it decreases psychomotor ability.

>WE WUZ PLAEN DESIGNERZ N SHIET
Yup, he did. And it wasnt some catapulted piece of trash created inside 2 american rednecks barn.

Trolling, I dont buy this shit.
He a freak of nature, one of the top 5 best athletes ever

You're God damned right I do:

MEGA: ¡Make Europe Great Again!

/o/ here, I know a thing or two about WEIGHT REDUCTION

more likely it's just someone there for the games, brazilians cant afford a computer
or internet
or homes

looking at pictures of brazil you would think it's a sci-fi movie with post-scarcity as a premise.

Two American rednecks build better plane than top Brazilian ((engineers))

Didn't know I poked a finger inside an open wound.

By now I already got 5 murrican piggies buttblasted with some truth.

I would make the same trade

>post-scarcity

I don't think you know what that word means.

Im sorry where is proofs

show me the proofs

HEY REST OF THE WORLD

DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND GET GUD.

USA USA USA USA USA

Still waiting for any evidence that Americans are "universally known as cheaters and sore losers"

>better plane
Read a book, Billy.

I'VE GONE DEEPER

I AM WOKE

god i love u guys

Who's that?

hey joao, how's the soccer team doing? win any matches yet?

no? did you at least score some goals? you guys are good at soccer right?

He's a quarter Jewish

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Again not providing any support for anything you say

Don't you have some medals to win? Oh yeah that's right

60% of Sup Forums are burgers, just take the banter

Try to convince an American about Dumond is the same as to a Brazillian about Wright brothers : Won't happen

Move on

The common brazilian doesn't give a fuck about sports.
The jews had a much harder time figuring out how to control this country, way different than what happened in U S and A.

All they needed to do was financing fast food and creating the Super Bowl. Now they control your media, your educational system, your judicial system and your banks. Praise your jewish overlords.

he's MEGA?

making exercise great again?

>The common brazilian doesn't give a fuck about sports

because they have more pressing needs, like feeding themselves/finding water/not getting assaulted

NO BODY HAIR!! i must go shave i need to be decorated

You forgot not being shot in schools/movie theaters/streets and getting cuked by niggers and muslims.
Oh wait, I'm not american.

Fuck off jiu jiutsu nigger

Everyone at the olympics is on performance enhancing drugs tho. That's part of the competition.

Bretty gud

>Both hands
Nope
It's only one hand, infidel

When is Phelps facing off against Peaty? Are they scheduling the events so that the two never go head-to-head? Sure seems that way.