Fuck /balt/

>lithshits
>scatvians
>poostonians

>courrier comes
>she's got a package for my manager
>manager is out
>she asked to sign for the package if it comes
>it's a brown nondescript box
>see senders address
>google it
>it's an online shop selling "sexy lingerie"
>mfw office manager is ordering crotchless panties or bodystockings to work

hope you folks have a good day! no one could deserve one more

You are a creep

>lithshits
no
>scativians
yes
>poostonians
yes

Scatvians everyone

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Nuh-uh

Hey hey hey go back to wageslaving, no slacking

You're not the boss of me.

Yes I'm am and yes I do browse 4chin
t. your boss

Hi! Gib raise.

No you are fired, now pack your stuff and get the fuck out

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Nah. Gib severance package.

Splendid design

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bahaah worst girl burning

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ebin

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Zirga galva

I should get something to eat

Kill yourself

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Kill yourself

co tam kutasy kurwa hehehe

Kill yourself

I suck 1000 ducks

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Got an erection, lads.

Erection is gone, lads.

Been doing fuckall at work the entire week. This is weird.

Do you love communism?

Niggers

Yes.

hmm yes very interesting
give it to the lawyer who's shits wreck the toilet

Actually I found an unflushed log today. I don't she was potty trained desu.

>her logs
>your throat
well?

No.
Well at least she does her job properly, unlike the previous one, who has been pretending to be sick for the past three months so she won't get fired.

>be estonian
>poo

>be lithuanian
>eat poo

>be latvian
>wish you were lithuanian

Lithuanian living in Estonia. Can confirm this.

Latvian living in Estonia. Can confirn this.

Every night before I go to sleep I pray to God that in the morning I would atleast wake up as a lithuanian. Life is suffering.
t. average latvian male

>be American
>produce the poo

Why do so many Baltic residents decide to migrate to foreign countries? I mean you guys live in countries that compose around 0.10% if that of the Earth's population whilst simultaneously retaining some degree of culture (correct me if I am wrong), doesn't that grant some greater reason to live? I'm not saying that I don't enjoy life in the United Kingdom or that I'd rather be in your shoes though when your labour can be replaced by a Commonwealth migrant within mere weeks it feels here that life is inherently pointless, after all what's the point in my actions if there is no unified culture/ society to contribute and everything I do can merely be replaced in an instant? It seems that you would not have this issue in the Baltic states given (aside from large Russian minorities) fairly homogeneous societies and presumably a greater focus on community, where one's contributions have a naturally greater effect even if you do not gain any praise for such. Is chasing greater income really a better trade off?

lads...

Our selfloathing is only overshadowed by the hate we feel for each other.

Just kidding. Sure, there are people who do itfor money, but I'd wager just as many people leave the country because they're tired of dealing with sovoks in government, both national and local. That and our media has made living abroad fashionable. It's fine, lithuanians always migrated far and wide.

>be lithuanian
>eat poop all around the world

Just thinking of all the different flavours of poop makes me hungry.

>be lithuanian
>run out of poop in Lithuania
>go to united kalifat for different flavours of poop

Can you guys stop talking about poop

Yeah shoot the guy who talks about the problem. Not the problem (lithuanians) itself.

>poostonia

poostonia
scatvia
shithuania

Pretty shitty thread so far
I rate shit/10

/shitposting/

Also slow too so that is the worst combination

Retard niggers

>be Latvian
>be the worst kid in special ed

crapstonia*

>be lithshit
>be in special ed

Gn lads

just ate two large mcdonald's meals

good shit

i actually did have a really good shit earlier today

You ate two large mcdonald's meals
He ate your good shit

this

Wtf can't order sex doll to lithuania

buy a life faggot

fund me

So I've been emotionally abusing this girl for at least a year now. Like it's at a point where she's sincerely apologising for shit she didn't even do. And I'm kinda getting bored of her. Any ideas what to do with her?

give examples of abuse

send her down south
we're all used and abused here

Which one? The one on the pic that you've posted?

Jau moki lietuviškai?

Why? Well no. I'm not going to visit it because I'm too poor. Also I'm not going to move in.

Emotional neglect, deliberately pushing her to overreact, putting her in uncomfortable situations etc. The usual stuff. It's really interesting that when you treat a person like absolute shit, they still really love and adore you. Like their brain chooses to forget all the bad shit and only focuses on the positive stuff.

Nah, I meant like give me ideas how she could entertain me.

No, a human being.

Had a ukrainian regular who was learning lith in /balt/ a few years ago, thought you'd be him.
Miss him, tbqh. He's in my thoughts every night.

Oh, don't be sad my furendo. Hope you'll find him someday.

Maybe she likes it?

Maybe he's dead, killed in Dumbass.

Maybe. Her father neglected her when she was you so she has a lot of daddy issues. I think she sees me as a representation of her dad and desperately tries to avoid the same shit she had with him when she was young.

Slavshits get out of my thread

>shithuanians

Ate 500g of pure, undigestible fiber today. Expect to shit my brains out soon.

SOY BOY

Lietuvos pedikas

soi boi

>undigestible fiber
your anime pillow?

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wowowoww

You should write a paper about it

kas per nx

Great posts

yeah

>tfw no cuteboy to rail my anus